View Full Version : Scratch my back?
MC Moot
01-23-2008, 02:58 PM
Are you the type of person to ask someone you work with or do have at that itch with whatever instrument you can get...pen,ruler,edge of door...I get a strange satisfaction having my co-workers scratch my back...i just did...she has lovely nails...I wonder if that's inappropriate behaviour...it wasn't in the sensitivity seminar/code of conduct if it was...litmus test of colleague affection...so,scratch my back?
b i o n i c
01-23-2008, 03:00 PM
lower... LOWER!
i gotcha litmus test right heah
abcdefz
01-23-2008, 03:49 PM
When I was a waiter, I used to massage the girls' shoulders and necks in the wait station. It was really nice for all of us. Only one
lady ever objected.
MC Moot
01-23-2008, 03:56 PM
so...if Cmute asks you turn your head and cough it's really for your own good...and A-Z should get a higher cut of the tip pool....and Bionic..well..he's just a gentleman...:D
abcdefz
01-23-2008, 04:00 PM
...and A-Z should get a higher cut of the tip pool....
Trust me. Kindness was its own reward. (y)
MC Moot
01-23-2008, 04:09 PM
Looks like A-Z missed the sensitivity/code of conduct meeting...:D
hardnox71
01-23-2008, 04:18 PM
Looks like A-Z missed the sensitivity/code of conduct meeting...:D
Yeah, but it sounds like he got alot of kitty kat. :D
TurdBerglar
01-23-2008, 04:59 PM
i hate being touched
AceFace
01-23-2008, 09:56 PM
oooh, i love a good back scratch from a firm hand. it's like a little mini massage!
so mute, would you SCRATCH someone's genitals if they asked you to?
this thread makes me think of Junior Senior. "i got an itch and itch i can't scratch it's goin' down down down the back of my back." wait, they might not be singing about literal itchy backs.
adam_f
01-23-2008, 10:49 PM
If somebody touches me, I assume I'm getting raped.
Randetica
01-23-2008, 11:21 PM
i hate being touched
wtf, we are the same person
ericlee
01-24-2008, 12:04 AM
Some guy was on fire once so i pissed on him.
After he was extinguished he tried chasing me around to kick my ass. Ungrateful bastid.
russhie
01-24-2008, 12:17 AM
I scratched the back of one of the guys at work the other day, when he asked me to. He was pretty cute about it, worried that I'd think it was weird or inappropriate.
I have good nails. I might as well use them for something.
i hate being touched
I'm like that. I hate it when people come over to you whilst your sat down and put their hand on your shoulder. I can never focus on what they say because inside i'm saying 'why you touching me, get off?'
Also theres a women in the office who is really touchy feely - I mean she hugs people all the time and I really offended her by backing away from her when she came in to hug me whilst shout how cute I am (!?!) on my first week here.
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