im a fat whore!

[monkey]

yes, i know you dont care. no i dont want you to tell me im a great-looking fat whore.

ive gained like 5-7 lbs in the winter months and i feel like a fat whore. i could do something about it like diet and exercise. but i rather complain about it.

i might lose it once im back in the swing of classes/work. or i might be a fat whore forever, this being the first 5-7 lbs towards the next 100. i just never wanna give up on eating again.

bahhhhh i hate feeling like this.

[beastieangel01]

5-7 pounds?

haha. hahahahaha!
that ain't shit, woman.

I'm ready to smack the shit out of you.
with love.
but you need to some sense back, even if it has to be smacked in :p

[NoFenders]

When do we get to hear about the whore part???? :cool:

[TurdBerglar]

can anyone even visually notice a gain/loss of 5-7 pounds?

[NoFenders]

I can on myself. Usually when I have to loose weight, the first 5 to 10 pounds show on my face/neck. Don't know why, but if I gain or loose, it always shows on my face first.

:cool:

[adam_f]

Well, we could sweat out the weight together...awwwwwww yeah.

[afronaut]

Uh, seriously. 5-7 pounds? Thats like crying over spilled milk. I probably fluctuate 5-7 pounds within a day.

[HEIRESS]

I know for a fact that i fluctuate 5ish pounds during the day.

I look fabulous in the morning and by the evening I feel like a tubbo. its my fault, cause im a salt freak. but it's totally worth it.

[monkey]

oh im accounting for the daily fluctuations. this is, in general, a 5-7 lb gain. in my stomach and hips area, which makes me look TERRIBLE. and feel terrible. i think what's worse is that my boyfriend alerted me to the gain.

and the reason it makes me feel so fat-whore-like is that i'mnot overly skinny at this point. i'm at the bigger end of what i consider ok and normal for myself. so gaining puts me at the lower end of getting fat.

i'm not gonna magically stop liking cookies. more sex, yes. i could do that. but apparently not with MY bf. he doesn't have the libido i have :(

[roosta]

what are the "whore" symptoms?

[monkey]

oh that's just my side job. i plant tulips.

[Bob]

what are the "whore" symptoms?

nausea, vomiting, itchy red sores, burning sensation during urination

[monkey]

nausea, vomiting, itchy red sores, burning sensation during urination

i have a lot of problems.

[TOY]

I can gain 5-7 pounds in poop weight.

Maybe you need to poop?

[beastiegirrl101]

I can gain 5-7 pounds in poop weight.

Maybe you need to poop?

agreed.

also, the beer shits help immensely in the 5-7lb. area.

[Caribou]

Maybe you can work out by using your bf as a punching bag. I'm sorry, but he sounds like a cock.
It's men like that who make beautiful women feel insecure and turn them into sad and dependent beings.
Now, will you kick his ass or shall I do it for you?

[Rock]

i'd have to agree that your man telling you that you were gaining some weight is douche baggy.

but i guess its better he tells you so you can do something about it instead you getting all chubbers and him being all like "i loves you baby, just not in public."

or some shit.


well...not really. but maybe thats just how your relationship is...all up front about shit. which is cool.

[beastieangel01]

beer shits help immensely in the 5-7lb. area.
haha.

I <3 you

[Kid Presentable]

Weight = tits and ass. Don't see a problem.

[QueenAdrock]

oh im accounting for the daily fluctuations. this is, in general, a 5-7 lb gain. in my stomach and hips area, which makes me look TERRIBLE. and feel terrible.


Me too. I gain in my tummy/boobs/ass. Which is fine for the latter, but I really hate gaining any tummy weight. It just makes me feel awful. I hear that if you eat more sugars, that's where it's stored, so maybe try cutting back on sugar and seeing what happens. Easier said than done, though.

I gained that exact weight over Christmas too, but it's another 4 months 'til swimsuit season so don't worry!

[Dorothy Wood]

I'm getting fat again. I think I gained like 15 pounds. my boobs look gigantor. still not as fat as I used to be though. I just need to go back to eating like I did when I was poor.


I think it's pretty shitty that your boyfriend said something though. meh. he should know better, doesn't he watch sitcoms?

[monkey]

he wasnt intentionally being a douchebag, he just doesnt realize sometimes. eh, it's also that im having bigger issues with him, bigger than him noticing a little weight gain. he probably doesnt even notice that him saying what he said bugged me as much as it did.

:/ issues.

on a completely unrelated note: beer shits? how/where? i dont drink much, maybe i should?

im probably gonna feel better when school starts and im running around all day and barely have time to sit for meals. yea... that's an odd kind of comfort.

[Bob]

on a completely unrelated note: beer shits? how/where? i dont drink much, maybe i should?


1) drink a lot of beer (like 8, at least)

2) take a big dump the next day

usually it hits me in the middle of my shower the next day, which is really annoying because then i have to hurry up and finish the shower and then afterwards it's like "man, i just cleaned that"

[Kid Presentable]

You and Dorofee should get together. You could start a vegetable-steaming business on your 5th anniversary.

[TOY]

he wasnt intentionally being a douchebag, he just doesnt realize sometimes. eh, it's also that im having bigger issues with him, bigger than him noticing a little weight gain. he probably doesnt even notice that him saying what he said bugged me as much as it did.

Mm.. Yeah. That's being a douchebag.

[taquitos]

i lost 30 pounds this month because my family can't afford food

[beastiegirrl101]

1) drink a lot of beer (like 8, at least)

2) take a big dump the next day

usually it hits me in the middle of my shower the next day, which is really annoying because then i have to hurry up and finish the shower and then afterwards it's like "man, i just cleaned that"


I get back in the shower when that happens. Wait, I forgot that girls dont do that sort of thing.

It's pretty much a given the day after I've gone out drinking...I um, spend a lot of time in the bathroom.

It's usually not a coffee day.

[Dorothy Wood]

omg natalie poops

ugh, there's a picture of me in the paper today and I look like a blubbery whale. my posture is horrible! at least it's a group picture and fairly small. :mad:

[beastiegirrl101]

^red eye? link me baby!

your hoodie is hanging in my closet, what's up dude, lets spoon.

[Dorothy Wood]

nah, sun times, the big leagues!

there's no photo online thank god. I'll pm the article link.

[Randetica]

Me too. I gain in my tummy/boobs/ass. Which is fine for the latter, but I really hate gaining any tummy weight. It just makes me feel awful. I hear that if you eat more sugars, that's where it's stored, so maybe try cutting back on sugar and seeing what happens. Easier said than done, though.

I gained that exact weight over Christmas too, but it's another 4 months 'til swimsuit season so don't worry!

what do you have to eat to gain on ass?

ass?

[Bob]

burritos

[QueenAdrock]

I do like me some burritos

[Randetica]

what about vegetarian ones?

[Helvete]

She is a fat whore, fatty fat fat! Is the whore bit really true?