Nicknames you have for people at work [Archive]

RobMoney$

01-24-2008, 11:15 PM

The Runner
Smoothie
Fatty Friday
Big Sexy 101

Smellvis - because he has B.O. and a hairstyle like Elvis

two wiggers - "Neverlast" and "Ice Tray"

Pam - because his hair is always greasy.

The Luscious One -because he's the opposite of anything any woman would find luscious.

Sausage - This chick is an easy 275 and is always packed into her clothes like a sausage.

"The Magnificent Morocco" - Token Middle Eastern guy. says he's from Serbia, but I'm disputing it. He looks Moraccan to me.

We had this temp whose name was Lee. The type of kid who learned things right away after only being shown how to do something once. He left and we call his replacement "Neander-Lee" because he's like 6'-8", dumb as a box of rocks, and looks like he hasn't fully evolved like Neanderthal Man.

Cheapannosaurus - an old cheap guy

Franky Two Hats - bald guy with a rug that always wears a black baseball hat.

Code Brown - he plugged the toilet up once.

HIM - a very manly chick

ericlee

01-24-2008, 11:32 PM

Those are some of the best and suitable nicnames.. Had me laughing on everyone.

Eh, one guy we call Pain in the ass. Not too original being his last name is Payne but, he's the kind of guy that just bugs the shit outta you. He constantly goes on babbling about shit you don't care about and he won't shut the hell up.

One guy at work, I nicknamed him facial cause he said he was stationed in Korea once and he got a hold of a hooker that fingered his ass and jacked him off at the same time. He said when he came, it went all over his chest and face.

My friend's stepdad, I nicknamed him Droopy (rip) cause everything drooped on him. His pants, overcoat and even his cigarettes hangin from his mouth. I once walked in on him and he was putting underwear over his sweatpants and I told him, "you can always tell the superheros from the bad guys cause they wear their underwear outside of their pants".

One guy's nickname that I worked with was Puddles cause he always pissed his pants.

Does all these have to be people from work? Cause not too many of my coworkers have nicknames.

RobMoney$

01-25-2008, 12:00 AM

Weird, all the best nicknames I've ever had for people have been co-workers.

Let's hear what you got Eric.

Randetica

01-25-2008, 12:56 AM

domyworkasshole

paul jones

01-25-2008, 01:42 AM

too many to mention

HEIRESS

01-25-2008, 02:00 AM

mine are ones I say to their faces. just because they are two people ive worked with so long and i basically get bored of saying their boring ole name all day long.

john = jazz, jonathan, jathaniel, jizzle.

marcus = marky mark, marticus, mucus.

almost all of our business is done via phone and email except for the 2 time a year you see the clients at big conferences and such. so its hard to give any of them a good name because they are usually associated with appearance.

ericlee

01-25-2008, 03:39 AM

Weird, all the best nicknames I've ever had for people have been co-workers.

Let's hear what you got Eric.

I mentioned Droopy up there. He was my pal's stepdad and not a coworker.

One guy we went to school with, we named him Pumpkinhead just cause his head was huge.

Crap, I dont remember half of them now. Damn alzheimers.

Yorkshire~Rose

01-25-2008, 04:53 AM

Oh there are so many. The latest one thought is 'lego man'. This blokes hair is so perfect and square. You have to say it 'legoooooo maaaaaaaaaan!'.

At school, my best friend and i had nicknames for everyone - usually based on what inanimate object/animal they looked like. There was a girl who looked like a 'piano key' and another who looked like a 'milk bottle top'.

We didn't get away lightly though. Apparently i resembled a 'chocolate raisin' and my friend was a 'golden labrador'.

Ahhh happy days.

ericlee

01-25-2008, 11:02 AM

during basic training there was a funny black guy that joined the army to play piano in the Army band so we called him Nigerace. Even the drill sergeants started calling him that.

We called one asian guy Bluce Ree cause he couldn't say his ls and rs to save his life. He was straight from China. Whenever he'd try to say drill sergeant it came out as "dlirr selgeant" and the drill sergeants used to always be like, "the fuck did you just call me?"

There was a drill sergeant in a different platoon than ours that was 4'8" and i swear that two feet of him was made up as his head. He had the voice of a pissed off Kermit the frog so we nicked him Kermit the Drill Sergeant. It was freakin hilarious to hear him leading his platoon in cadence marches. Sounded just like Kermit the Frog singing and his platoon would all try to sound just like him.

beastiegirrl101

01-25-2008, 11:20 AM

all the girls I work with are Trixies....and it makes me want to pull my hair out.

Dorothy Wood

01-25-2008, 11:29 AM

mamma [name]

[name] bear

toad

and I'm captain [my name] pants, or captain, or [my name] pants

they don't really mean anything. pterodactyls are what we sometimes call screeching rich ladies. and there are the "high maintenance homos"...but those aren't really nicknames.

TOY

01-25-2008, 01:08 PM

Laf - Just my manager's initials

Teeny Tiny - A woman I work with who's extremely petite and cute

Jolly Green Giant - Huge dude, and I have a big crush on him

Gimpy - Guy who has wooden leg

Razimoto - Not sure why (it just sounds good)

Shrek - Woman who looks like Shrek

Sleestack - Perverted guy who looks like a Sleestack and talks about how I'm built like a "brick shithouse" and that some 6 year old Chinese girl he sees everytime he orders out is going to be "hot"

Cinderelly - Slave/bitch to another woman I work with

Lurch - Creepy dude who wants to go out with me and is missing a tooth

Yoda - Works in the warehouse- from Indonesia. Nice guy.

...

I'm Sak, Sakky, Rude Girl, Pat Benetar, baybidEE, Mrs. Strummer :o

Guy Incognito

01-25-2008, 01:11 PM

we have a few lookalikes :

jimmy krankie
fat pete doherty
jim royle
johnny bravo

but no real nicknames apart from one girl who was widely accepted as the office stunner and she became "the original" for some reason.

BangkokB

01-25-2008, 01:19 PM

Jimmy the Chin
Kungfu Jim~Though he's San Soo rather than Kungfu
The Man
The Dr.
Rubberband Man/The Kid
Talkstoomuch
The Old Man
Hurricane
Idiot chief
Penny Pincher
Pretender

Praying Mantis

01-25-2008, 03:25 PM

Chappy - Dude looks like Lou Gosset Jr. from Iron Eagle

double feature - Girls ass is huge that you could show a movie on each cheek

giggle fingers (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001364/) - actually looks like bob hoskins but giggle fingers because he always laughs when he types

Pyle - From full metal jacket - not b/c he looks like him....we just wish he would blow his head off

Swishy - dude at our work gym that always wears wind pants on eliptical and really shouldnt

sven - wrote "sven" instead of "seven" in a mtg with upper management and couldn't figure out why everyone was laughing

cinco - rumor has it at a christmas party she gave 2 dudes beejs for 5 bucks

cookiepuss

01-25-2008, 03:37 PM

now I'm sad that there are only two other people in my office besides me and that includes the boss.

I usually just call my boss "the asshole", behind his back. someone else who works in this building has a nickname for my boss though. he called him...shit I don't quite remeber it. it was something with miget attached. my boss has little man's syndrome. he's always trying to make everyone think he's so cool. but they all just make fun of him. it's actually kinda sad.

ericlee

01-25-2008, 04:09 PM

Sleestack - Perverted guy who looks like a Sleestack and talks about how I'm built like a "brick shithouse" and that some 6 year old Chinese girl he sees everytime he orders out is going to be "hot"

dear lord, if I ever think like that, I want you to kick me in the balls everyday for the rest of my life.

"WHEN YOU'RE OLDER, YOU'RE MINE!!" *shivers*

Lurch - Creepy dude who wants to go out with me and is missing a tooth

I wonder if I'm creepy. I don't have a molar now. It's a huge freakin hole. My mouth feels naked without it.:(

TOY

01-25-2008, 04:31 PM

dear lord, if I ever think like that, I want you to kick me in the balls everyday for the rest of my life.

"WHEN YOU'RE OLDER, YOU'RE MINE!!" *shivers*

I wonder if I'm creepy. I don't have a molar now. It's a huge freakin hole. My mouth feels naked without it.:(

No- it's his front tooth, and he doesn't try to hide the fact it's missing. He's into all of this military shit and claims he's worked for the CIA in Germany or something. IT dude. Probably reading this right now.

hoshite.

Chicka B

01-25-2008, 04:33 PM

Eh, one guy we call Pain in the ass. Not too original being his last name is Payne but, he's the kind of guy that just bugs the shit outta you. He constantly goes on babbling about shit you don't care about and he won't shut the hell up.

You just described my dad perfectly, and his last name is Payne too. Creepy. :p

TOY

01-26-2008, 02:18 AM

OOH! I forgot about Buttscratcha!

The name speaks for itself.

mikizee

01-26-2008, 03:30 AM

The best one I can think of is Tonsils - because he was useless.

ericlee

01-26-2008, 05:05 AM

No- it's his front tooth, and he doesn't try to hide the fact it's missing. He's into all of this military shit and claims he's worked for the CIA in Germany or something. IT dude. Probably reading this right now.

hoshite.

oh yeah, he doesn't wear that tooth anymore cause he figured out how the cia was tracking his every move.. It is now floating somewhere on the bottom of the hoover

RobMoney$

01-26-2008, 09:21 AM

The best one I can think of is Tonsils - because he was useless.

I had a Manager at a previous job I named Tits on a Bull - as in "as useless as..."

RobMoney$

01-26-2008, 12:20 PM

Some other good nicknames of friends of mine...

Short Bread - he's like 5'-6" and gets pissed everytime we start singing that song "Mama's little baby got shortnin', shortnin', Mama's little baby like shortnin' Bread". His name is Ryan so he also gets "Rye Bread", or just "Bread"

Creamer - Dude's a total Cream Puff

Chinny - his real name's Christian, but he hates Chris or Christian, so we call him Chinny as in Chris-CHIN.

Suace-Pan Head - Dude has a real flat head and had a receeding hairline since he was like 13. We also call him "5-Head" because it's bigger than a forehead.