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QueenAdrock
01-28-2008, 02:04 AM
-21 / -47 with the windchill

And that's fahrenheit. :(

It hurts so bad your body goes into shock and you can't shiver anymore, lol! (n)

marsdaddy
01-28-2008, 02:37 AM
There's a reason more people don't live on the edge of nowhere!

mikizee
01-28-2008, 08:14 AM
ah, its great to be in the middle of summer.

The sun doesn't go down til 830pm. I have consumed loads of beer all season. The girls round town aren't wearing much.

I love summer.

AceFace
01-28-2008, 09:25 AM
i MISS summer.

damn, i thought it was cold here, but seeing how cold it is where QA is... i'm not going to complain about it being in the 20s.

actually today we're getting a reprieve! it's gonna be 53! ima wash my car!

HEIRESS
01-28-2008, 09:37 AM
diana! I have friends who work way way waaaaay up north of you on the oil rigs and their facebook status' are saying things like -58 and shit

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

jabumbo
01-28-2008, 09:42 AM
i was working outside most of last week and it was rough. i had 3 pairs of socks on with my boots, and it still didnt help keep my toes from becoming numb.

on friday i actually got a little sunburn because the only way i could stay warm while standing around most of the time was to find the sunny spots and stare down the sun.

HEIRESS
01-28-2008, 09:51 AM
ps. ipods stop working after about -15. my life is shite.

mikizee
01-28-2008, 10:33 AM
ps. ipods stop working after about -15. my life is shite.

Move to sunny Australia, it rules

Then again, all my friends who have been to Canada say it rocked their socks

So whatever, we both rule

MC Moot
01-28-2008, 10:50 AM
I hear you sister we are feeling it down here...-38 with the wind chill this morning,no kids,schools closed probably will be for the next couple day's...but we had it coming it's been pretty damned mild....long john powered....

QueenAdrock
01-28-2008, 11:37 AM
Yeah, once I woke up and saw it was -51 C, I was like HELL NO I'm not going to work! A) I don't have snow tires, and there was a blizzard that came through yesterday, and B) I am NOT waiting for the bus in that temperature! On the upside, I hear you can throw water into the air and it will freeze before it hits the ground. My nerdy science side wants me to try that this afternoon, after I bundle myself up in 14 layers.

Heiress, were your buddies up in Fort McMurray? My roommate is leaving to go there for 10 days today, totally sucks to be him.

I can't wait for summer. Long ass days, and sunny non-humid weather for months. Mmmm. (y)

beastieangel01
01-28-2008, 01:07 PM
I would die
:(

HEIRESS
01-28-2008, 03:01 PM
yeah in that general area. sometimes I never know where they are cause they move around so much.

marsdaddy! edmonton is like barely half-way up the province. think about the poor people even further north!

http://www.canadamaps.info/maps/albertapoliticalmap.jpg

ahahah. my city is so far below edmonton. yet still cold as hell.

HEIRESS
01-28-2008, 03:02 PM
I would die
:(

if the wind is at your back, you are ok.

I walked 20 minutes from my bus stop to work today and it was about -25 with the windchill and I was just dandy because I didnt have to face the wind in the direction i was walking. though my ipod stopped worked after about 10 minutes and i was afraid that my earphones cord was going to snap in half. weeeeeee.

MC Moot
01-28-2008, 03:42 PM
FUCK THIS...I JUST WALKED HOME...BOSS LADY LET US SPLIT...GOT TO MY STOOP....NO HOUSEKEYS!...TURNED AROUD WALKED THE 1KM BACK TO WORK...OH...I"M SO FUCK'N ANGRY and FROSTBITTEN...3 HR WAIT FOR A CAB...ARGHHHHH!!!!!!

:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

QueenAdrock
01-28-2008, 09:10 PM
Yeah well, we'll be laughing when it's still sunny and warm out at 10 PM this summer. TEN PM! It's awesome! 17 hours of SUN!

Hey, when does aurora borealis happen?

HEIRESS
01-28-2008, 09:16 PM
you just luck out. Ive only seen em like 2 times. and never when i was in city limits.

RobMoney$
01-28-2008, 10:53 PM
You can have your negative temperatures and your free healthcare,
I'ma stay right here where Ipods are safe.

Randetica
01-29-2008, 12:41 AM
we had a mouthafucking storm on sunday

million euro damage but im ok, thanks for asking

abcdefz
01-29-2008, 09:51 AM
-21 / -47 with the windchill

And that's fahrenheit. :(

It hurts so bad your body goes into shock and you can't shiver anymore, lol! (n)



I read this in the paper today. The Sharks are playing the Oilers tonight.

Time to give you kids a whoopin'! :D

Schmeltz
01-29-2008, 10:46 AM
-51 out right now, this place is shit and I don't care if I never see it again. Fuck this horrible nightmare. What a fucking stupid place to live.

QueenAdrock
01-29-2008, 02:08 PM
Yeah, southern Sask was pretty chilly when I was there - and that was AUGUST! There's no hills or mountains or anything to stop the wind around there.

And A-Z normally I'd say you'd eat your words, but the Oilers now are no 2006 Oilers, that's fo' sho.

abcdefz
01-29-2008, 02:11 PM
Sharks - 4
Oilers - 1

b-grrrlie
01-29-2008, 02:21 PM
We've had snow twice this winter: one day in November and one day in the beginning of January
(I made some slopes for kids and banged my head right on a brick wall...).
It's been so warm I can still keep my fuschias out in the balcony...
I wonder if there's gonna be any winter at all this winter?

Documad
01-29-2008, 08:44 PM
It came here today and I was surprised by it. It was downright spring-like yesterday and now we're back at -7 with a big fucking wind.

HEIRESS
01-29-2008, 10:33 PM
I thought I was going to die tonight. I had to walk 20 minutes to my bus stop. and then because i had a movie to return I had to walk to the downtown core area and then walk home. I wanted to cry by the end.

russhie
01-29-2008, 11:36 PM
I sunbaked today.

I like living where it's warm alot of the time.

adam_f
01-29-2008, 11:43 PM
I bought a new t-shirt and wore it without a coat, though I got chilled and thought "Fuck, I should've worn a coat"

And that was my Tuesday.

Schmeltz
01-30-2008, 12:25 AM
Fuck I hate you guys. It's only a 10 minute walk from my place to work, I have at least two (and more often three) layers on every inch of my body, and I am chilled to the bone. No... to the soul. I think that describes it better.

FUCK FUCK FUCK WINTER AND SNOW AND COLD AND THIS TOWN AND EVERYTHING FUCKING IN IT

russhie
01-30-2008, 01:07 AM
I shouldn't have replied so hastily, my arse is now so sunburnt it hurts to sit down.

Share the love equally between seasons. ee

abcdefz
01-30-2008, 10:30 AM
And A-Z normally I'd say you'd eat your words, but the Oilers now are no 2006 Oilers, that's fo' sho.




Okay, 3-0. :)

MC Moot
01-30-2008, 10:59 AM
Tonight the Sharks will be incinerated by the Flames...to ensure this we have arranged for San Jose's charter bus to mysteriously break down a few miles away from the venue...forcing a hypothermia inducing walk to the Saddledome...

abcdefz
01-30-2008, 11:05 AM
Sharks'll win 2-1.

MC Moot
01-30-2008, 11:28 AM
Nope,odds say the road and the weather will have taken their significant toll...

*extends friendly wager over imaginary luch*

Large chicken shawarma and a soda please....(y)

abcdefz
01-30-2008, 11:30 AM
You're on.

The Sharks have been doing better on the road than they have at home. And I really think they're getting their shit together.

You can treat me to sushi tomorrow.

MC Moot
01-31-2008, 10:10 AM
^Make that a diet soda I had a couple of beers watching it...:D

Flames 5
Sharks 4

abcdefz
01-31-2008, 10:17 AM
Do you have a PayPal account?

My my my this crow sure is tasty. :(

MC Moot
01-31-2008, 10:31 AM
Naaaaaa don’t sweat it man…we’ll do imaginary dutch cause actually we deserved a loss or a least a tie and O.T….when we were up 5 – 2 I was laughin but in fine Flames tradition they throw away a lead like no other franchise…

abcdefz
01-31-2008, 10:36 AM
I only read about it in the paper, so it was kind of like a smack in the face to see the headline.

I think of William Hurt in History of Violence: "How do you fuck that up?"

Not that the flames are a bad team -- I just figured that would be a win.

beastiegirrl101
01-31-2008, 11:07 AM
being a midwestern gal, this cold is nothing Im not used to. When the summer comes, it's like we've earned it.

abcdefz
01-31-2008, 11:09 AM
I think I've been gone long enough that my winter toughness is mostly gone now.

Though I do tend to be less wrapped up than most folks I see out and about, so maybe not.

Hell, I remember in junior high school breaking through the ice on the lake so I could wash my hair one school morning, when the
power was out and we had no electricity.

Hardcore. (y)

MC Moot
02-08-2008, 01:55 PM
because it can't,it won't and it don't seem to want to stop....:mad:

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x265/mcmoot/Feb8.jpg

Let's go to fuck'n Hawaii....

abcdefz
02-08-2008, 02:03 PM
Thank GOD it's finally warming up here, little by little...

...and stopped raining. (y)

jabumbo
02-08-2008, 02:20 PM
Wednesday Schedule: At the lab at 7am for some inspection work. Hang around there until 8, work gets canceled due to "too much wind"

Wednesday Temperature: 60 degrees, with high winds and off/on rain



Thursday Schedule: Lab at 4am to do inspection work that was canceled the day before

Thursday Temperature: 20 degrees and freezing rain/sleet more or less all day with slightly lesser winds



why do i get the coldest days to work outside? and why the hell did it drop 40+ degrees in one night?

HEIRESS
02-08-2008, 03:43 PM
because it can't,it won't and it don't seem to want to stop....:mad:

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x265/mcmoot/Feb8.jpg

Let's go to fuck'n Hawaii....


when that picture loaded I thought that business sign in the background said "JEW FISH" and I may have LOLed in my office.

Yetra Flam
02-08-2008, 06:22 PM
it's actually been really mild here this whole winter. rarely gets below 30. it doesn't even feel like a real winter

hardnox71
02-13-2008, 08:54 PM
We've been getting our asses kicked here lately. Fucking snowstorm every other day.

I hate it.

Videodrome
01-14-2009, 09:53 PM
it's fucking cold and snowing.

Bob
01-14-2009, 09:57 PM
it's not snowing here but it's still cold as fuck

i picked the wrong week to shave

didn't even get the job

kaiser soze
01-14-2009, 10:00 PM
-4 Fahrenheit where I'm at

its cold as a fucking witches bitch ass titty

funk63
01-14-2009, 10:47 PM
Yeah Its fuckin cold. And I have to watch my fuckin dads animals why he vacations in CANCUN! Why the fuck do you need 3 dogs 2 cats and a chinchilla anyway? So I let em in at night, and the fuckin puppy shits all over the place why I sleep. GOD DAMNIT
So I ask.. Will they die if I just leave em outside? Not that I really care either way at this point. oh better question would be whats a good way to kill them play it off like it was an accident??

mikizee
01-15-2009, 12:06 AM
Lovely, sunny and warm today. about 90 degrees. I might go this beach (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/6/7130645_255470e86c.jpg?v=0) this evening.

cubsfirstplace
01-15-2009, 12:29 AM
GLOBAL WARMING IS A MYTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cubsfirstplace
01-15-2009, 12:29 AM
GLOBAL WARMING IS A MYTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gareth
01-15-2009, 12:46 AM
mmm....smells like summer where i am :cool:
plus i get to sample the aussie summer in a week and a half.
it's gonna be awesome.

mikizee
01-15-2009, 02:29 AM
Where are you heading in Australia?

Gareth
01-15-2009, 02:50 AM
melbs.
can't wait...melbourne rules

funk63
01-15-2009, 02:53 AM
You should brush up on your melbourne shuffle before you get stepped to.

mikizee
01-15-2009, 02:56 AM
Yeah melbournes not bad

I'm not there often enough

Dorothy Wood
01-15-2009, 03:48 AM
it's cold and snowy for sure, but I am dealing with it alright because my boots rule. seriously, warm dry feet make all the difference. I had a plutonic date with my plutonic boyfriend tonight, and I thought all the travelling outside was going to suck, but I was bundled and lucked out on the bus schedule and caught a cab after the show right away. I accidently lost our photobooth pictures somehow though and ran outside to look for them without the layers (just the overcoat) and it was fucking freezing. not too bad though, since I was running the whole time. I didn't find them. :( they must be in the cab. I'm a bad friend.

weather.com say it's -1 degrees fahrenheit. yuck.

I'm dealing with it better this year than last though, on account of my awesome snow boots.

Gareth
01-15-2009, 03:49 AM
You should brush up on your melbourne shuffle before you get stepped to.

fear not
the melbourne shuffle is in my arsenal
along with the rolex sweep and the souljah boy dance

Matt
01-15-2009, 04:28 AM
It's so fucking cold out. my car wont start. :(

I stayeed in drinking. If there was someone to have sex with that would make my night complete