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ms.peachy
02-07-2008, 10:28 AM
In the mail today I got a thingie from my doctor's office with some updated info on one side of it about the number I'm supposed to call if I need to call a doctor after hours or on weekends. Great, that's useful, thanks for that.

But then, on the other side, it says this:


Did you know?

A well-stocked medicine cabinet will help you treat many everyday illnesses at home. For example, a small supply of paracetamol or ibuprofen will help you treat ailments such as coughs, colds and sore throats.

Wow, really? Why has this been kept secret for so long?
abcdefz
02-07-2008, 10:29 AM
There are instructions on your soap bottle, too. (y)
paul jones
02-07-2008, 10:30 AM
eh?
camo
02-07-2008, 10:38 AM
I'm sure there is a cure for the common cold already in existence. It's just not available because of the knock on effect that it will have on the surrounding industries ie Tissues, Lemsip type products - that kinda stuff.


It's not fair (n)
MC Moot
02-07-2008, 10:55 AM
When you go to someone elses house do you look/snoop inside their medicine cabinet?...well do you?...I think I didn't look in my current partners for the first few nights spent at hers but eventually I couldn't help myself...lather, rinse, repeat....
na§tee
02-07-2008, 11:19 AM
When you go to someone elses house do you look/snoop inside their medicine cabinet?...well do you?
"put marbles in the medicine cabinet. nothing announces a nosy guest better. plus you'll know which guest is a junkie whore."
- amy sedaris, i like you : hospitality under the influence.
MC Moot
02-07-2008, 11:27 AM
"put marbles in the medicine cabinet. nothing announces a nosy guest better. plus you'll know which guest is a junkie whore."
- amy sedaris, i like you : hospitality under the influence.

I loved it...:cool:

http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=80362&highlight=amy+sedaris+hospitality
Lex Diamonds
02-07-2008, 11:41 AM
I wish they had instructions on condoms. I can get it on fine, but then what do you do? :(
camo
02-07-2008, 11:44 AM
put your penis in another mans anus.
Lex Diamonds
02-07-2008, 11:47 AM
Oh, so that's what they're for! I won't be buying them again then. I figured they were some kind of disposable glove or something.
camo
02-07-2008, 11:52 AM
well once you've collected five you kinda have a glove
abcdefz
02-07-2008, 11:56 AM
They make good squibs, for if you want to fake our own death or something.
AceFace
02-07-2008, 01:00 PM
well once you've collected five you kinda have a glove

HA! that made me laugh out loud and scare my boss. YAY!
Guy Incognito
02-07-2008, 01:20 PM
really? (http://www.monproductions.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/colonel/_nuts.jpg)