Finish That BBoys Rhyme!

[AceFace]

A game! if you hang out in non beasite, you'll see that i love games!

ok so i play this one with some friends on IM when we're bored.

RULES:

1. You post the first part of a rhyme.
the rhyme must be from any of the BEASTIE BOYS hip hop albums.
it's fun to post difficult rhymes, but remember...
we want this to keep going so don't be all smarty
pants difficult with your rhyme selection.

2. The next person will finish the rhyme and
post the song it is from. in the same post,
they will put a new "first part of a rhyme" to
keep the game rolling.

3. TWIST TIME! you can also throw some interest
into the game by using the
lyrics that were changed up in AIFST. if
you do this, make sure to put (AIFST) after
the line. you can use AIFST for the beginning
or the finishing of a rhyme. you can not dictate
whether the next person has to put the AIFST version.
not everyone is an AIFST freak like myself and Izzy.

4. Clarifications. we are all gonna have weaker albums,
so if it takes the game awhile to move (like more than a day)
post a hint, as in what album it's on.

we're talking about couplets here, people.
this is my example of how the game will look:

AceFace - Cause they don't know my name, only know my initials/

IzzyNYC - Building bombs in the attic for elected officials. song: Hello Brooklyn!!!!!!!!!

then izzy would post a rhyme to play off of.

i hope this is fun! i'll start in my next post.

[AceFace]

Let me get some action from the back section...

[camo]

We need body rocking not perfection : Body Moving.


Coz I'm a man who needs no introduction...

[Nicodemus]

Got a big tool of reproduction.

Give to this world till I've got nothing to give to,

[AceFace]

too slow!

[camo]

who?

[IzzyNYC]

Bouncin' in your ears what's your always wishin' : Beastie Groove

Like Gravy to potatos, Luke to Darth Vader

[AceFace]

me!

camo i was gonna say lets stick to LTI, PB, CYH, IC, HN, and TT5B. just the studio albums so it's a little easier. i don't think beastie groove is technically on a studio album, just an EP right?

[AceFace]

Bouncin' in your ears what's your always wishin' : Beastie Groove

Like Gravy to potatos, Luke to Darth Vader

i'm a souped up sucka and i'll see you all lata! song : Do It

i'm adrock and i shock and i tick and i tock..

[camo]

me!

camo i was gonna say lets stick to LTI, PB, CYH, IC, HN, and TT5B. just the studio albums so it's a little easier. i don't think beastie groove is technically on a studio album, just an EP right?

sorry, I just thought I'd throw in a curve ball.



my bad

[Nicodemus]

and I can't stop with the body rock: Get It Together

GIVE TO THIS WORLD TILL I'VE GOT NOTHING TO GIVE TO...

[AceFace]

sorry, I just thought I'd throw in a curve ball.



my bad

no bads! i didn't clarify. :) you rule.

[camo]

no bads! i didn't clarify. :) you rule.

awww how sweet. thanks (y):p(y)

[kleptomaniac]

I give thanks to this world for the life that I've lived through ~ I Want Some

I'm bad ass move your fat ass 'cause you're WACK, son!! :cool:

[Nicodemus]

Dancin' around like you think you're Janet Jackson: Professor Booty

Stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk...

[AceFace]

and I can't stop with the body rock: Get It Together

GIVE TO THIS WORLD TILL I'VE GOT NOTHING TO GIVE TO...

hmmm. is this on a studio hip hop album? or is this one of their punk rock songs?

hmmm. asking questions was not part of the rules, i guess.

[AceFace]

jesus you people are fast up here in b-boys general!

[Nicodemus]

OH! Hip hop albums! I guess I'm cheating.

[kleptomaniac]

hmmm. is this on a studio hip hop album? or is this one of their punk rock songs?

"i want some" is on aglio e olio which is a punk rock album, but it's also on sounds of science and that album has hip hop!!

so, uh, loophole i guess! :p

[AceFace]

heh. i know aglio e olio, but i DEF don't know the lyrics!

[kleptomaniac]

Stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk...

that's country mike!! i thought this was beazley boys only. now that's cheating, you big cheater!!

Fall on your face and your head goes CLUNK! ~ Sloppy Drunks

On the court I go by the name Praying Mantis... :cool:

[AceFace]

got the edge and i got the advantage : Shazam!

Just plug me in like i was eddie harris/

STOP CHEATING YOU CHEATING CHEATERS! :p

[Guy Incognito]

got the edge and i got the advantage : Shazam!

Just plug me in like i was eddie harris/

STOP CHEATING YOU CHEATING CHEATERS! :p

cos your eating crazy cheese like ya think im from paris

So Whatcha want

I got my hair cut correct like anthony mason..

[AceFace]

i may not have this exactly right.

then i ride the train right up to penn station - B Boys Makin' With The Freak Freak.

Ima come inside and do my thing...

[Guy Incognito]

gonna take off my drawers and let myself swing - live at PJ's


it's like a needle in the cartridge when the record spins..

[kleptomaniac]

Like diggin' down deep in the record bins! ~ Super Disco Breakin'

'Cause you know why a you see H! :cool:

[Brother McDuff]

"I'm takin' all MCs out in the place": 3-Minute Rule.



"Your face turns red as your glass of wine...."

[Kid Presentable]

That you Spilled on my Lyrics as you Wasted my Time!

"I shed light like a cat sheds fur...."

[AceFace]

ridin' 'round town like raymond burr - Mike on the Mic

Dedicated to the boofers in the back of the one train...

[alikat]

you be kickin out windows high on cocaine

i play my music loud you know it's got clout to it

[AceFace]

it's a trip, it's got a funky beat, and i can bug out to it! - mike on the Mic

Full clout ya'll, full clout ya'll

[alikat]

and when the mic is at my mouth i turn it out yall (shake your rump)

when he's out in space carousin'

[IzzyNYC]

^I knew you would show up for this party :D

Pick up my mic and start joustin' ~ Don't stop


She's got a gold tooth, you know she's hard core

[Lex Diamonds]

She'll show you a good time then she'll show you the door! - Hey Ladies

Here's a more obscure one for the real heads:

The M, The I, The K, The E,
The D is for...

[Nicodemus]

Dirty Deeds done dirt cheap.: Car Thief (demo)

You were holding my dick while I was pissin' on your girl.

[alikat]

I got so much cum I could drown the whole world! (ibid)



I gotta say a little somethin that's long overdue :p

[IzzyNYC]

The disrespecting women has got to be through - Don't Stop

Autographing bitches and classy 'hoes...


Sorry - but my how they've grown

[alikat]

ok, i'm pretty sure that's the second part of the rhyme, but it begins:

got limos, arenas, and tv shows ... (no sleep till brooklyn)

and guess what: it's not "bitches," it's "pictures"!! (omg isn't that SO SENSITIVE lol?)

anyway, sticking to themes:

took her to the place . . .

[IzzyNYC]

threw the mattress in her face... ( I actually don't know the name of the song ;-( )

You gotta keep movin' and you can't say nothin'


Really? It's pictures, not bitches? well, look at that..

[IzzyNYC]

ok, i'm pretty sure that's the second part of the rhyme, but it begins:

Wait a minute, I'm suppose to START w/ the ryhme?

[alikat]

immo keep bouncin and bumpin and stuffin (the maestro)

till your back's up against the wall...



ps - i recently learned the kids call that last one "59 chrystie street." i just call it "that one part from b-boys boulliabase."

[alikat]

Wait a minute, I'm suppose to START w/ the ryhme?
:D
no, no ingrid . . . i just meant that one time you opened with the second line in the . . . "couplet" if you will . . . instead of the first.

you're fine though. keep playing. i'll mix us another mimosa.

- ethel

[IzzyNYC]

:D
no, no ingrid . . . i just meant that one time you opened with the second line in the . . . "couplet" if you will . . . instead of the first.

you're fine though. keep playing. i'll mix us another mimosa.

- ethel

HA, HA!!! I was thinking the samething as soon as I hit "submit":D

[alikat]

HA, HA!!! I was thinking the samething as soon as I hit "submit":D

:D ok, so where were we:

when your back's up against the wall . . .

[kleptomaniac]

You never know yourself that much at all! ~ Remote Control

Peter eater parking meter all of the time... :cool:

[AceFace]

if i run outta ale it's thunderbird wine. hold it now... HIT IT!

i got gold, i got funky....

[IzzyNYC]

If I run out of wine it's thunderbird time ~ Hold it now, hit it

(makes me think of Yauch's post on here - awe)



I've been drinking my rum a def son of a gun

[IzzyNYC]

Oh. Now what? Paper/scissors?

[AceFace]

i beat don't repeat! play off mine!

[IzzyNYC]

:p:p:p:p:p

[AceFace]

i got gold, i got funky....

play off that one kids, izzy b toooo slow!

[IzzyNYC]

I've got a new dance they call the Brass Monkey - SR


I'VE BEEN DRINKING MY RUM A DEF SON OF A GUN

[alikat]

(i fought the law) and i cold won - rhymin and stealin

i got the lightbulb flashin on the top of my head

[MIKEtotheD]

never wake up on the wrong side of the bed - finger lickin' good


You're all mixed up like pasta primavera

[kleptomaniac]

Yo, why'd you throw that chair at Geraldo Rivera, man?! ~ What Comes Around

I keep that hot sauce hot not mild and weak... :cool:

[Brother McDuff]

"It's gonna burn your mouth until you wet ya beak...." (thats funny, i was gonna use that one)


"My chrome is shining, just like an icicle...."

[IzzyNYC]

I ride around town on my low rider bicycle - Prof Booty
(Hi McDuff - coming out to the big show?)


I get it, I got it, I know it's good...

[Nicodemus]

[QUOTE=IzzyNYC;1556484]The disrespecting women has got to be through - Don't Stop

That song is actually called "Sure Shot."

[IzzyNYC]

[quote=IzzyNYC;1556484]The disrespecting women has got to be through - Don't Stop

That song is actually called "Sure Shot."

Yikes! Rookie move:o

[alikat]

I get it, I got it, I know it's good...

the rhyme's i write, you wish you would - the new style

people come up to me and they try talk SHIT man?

[Guy Incognito]

I think its

"been making records since you were suckin ya mums limp dick"

- 3 minute rule



he said son you'd better listen..

[Rodie]

"Stuck in your ass is an electrician!"

Ch-Check It Out

"Because I'm not that hairy, oh contrary"

[alikat]

I think its

"been making records since you were suckin ya mums limp dick"

- 3 minute rule



"your mother's dick" if u wanna get technical, but i'm a fan of the british version too :)

[kleptomaniac]

I go with the flow though the tempo varies... ~ Oh Word?

From the East Coast, so I don't say hella! :cool:

[Nicodemus]

On the mic stand my performance is stella'

another obscure one...

Chillin' on mushrooms and gettin' high...

[Guy Incognito]

"your mother's dick" if u wanna get technical, but i'm a fan of the british version too :)

i knew it was mother i was just too lazy to write it!

i have no idea what the mushrooms one is!

[kleptomaniac]

The people gather 'round to ask me whyyy ~ Car Thief (Demo 1)

Well like a bird floatin' down on a New York breeze... :cool:

[Brother McDuff]

The people gather 'round to ask me whyyy ~ Car Thief (Demo 1)

Well like a bird floatin' down on a New York breeze... :cool:


Every thought in the mind is a plan conceived-----Puttin' Shame in Your Game



"I'll be smokin' roaches in the vestibule....."

[kleptomaniac]

so every thought in the mind isn't a planted seed? hehe

[Brother McDuff]

so every thought in the mind isn't a planted seed? hehe

Hahaha. Touche. I was just throwing a little freestyle in there.......:o

[alikat]

"I'll be smokin' roaches in the vestibule....."

in the next millenium i'll still be old school (appropriate on their grammy night!) - unite



he's got a platinum voice but only gold records

[AceFace]

On the bass was boots on the drums was checkers - Johnny Ryal

Yo. We be makin' mountains outta cool whip...

[IzzyNYC]

Pass me the mint juliep - Brouhaha

The needles in the groove and the vinyls is on the platter...



This damn game just cost me $202. Booo! :mad:

[AceFace]

wait, how did this game cost you money?

[kll]

all of you girls are just adorable.

[IzzyNYC]

wait, how did this game cost you money?


Well, I was hoping you would ask. Ya see, I was in the middle of booking my flight to Fla for Langerado when my A.D.D. forced me to click over to this thread. When I went back the offer to use my air miles was GONE!!!

[AceFace]

Pass me the mint juliep - Brouhaha

The needles in the groove and the vinyls is on the platter...



This damn game just cost me $202. Booo! :mad:

I know that I'm fly man there's no need to flatter - Posse In Effect

I got my boy Mike D, i got the King Adrock...

[pm0ney]

I got the jammy with the ammo inside my sock.-- SLOW RIDE




Riding the train in-between cars....

[AceFace]

when i pull out the station you're gonna get yours! - Egg Man

sticking to themes

I jump the turnstyle i lost my last token....

[IzzyNYC]

Riding between the cars pissing smoking ~ Stop the Train

Jump the turnstile never pay the toll


Theme and all;)

[AceFace]

da da da doo wa ditty bust with the preroll. - 3 min rule.

i was gonna use that one the first time whee!

if you wanna battle you're in denial...

[Brother McDuff]

"Coming from Uranus to check my style..." --Intergalactic

"The L.I.E., the B.Q.E......."

[AceFace]

w00t! i win! you're sneaky mcduff!

hippies at the van shell with tha LSD. - OLTNY

said doc what's the condition...

[Brother McDuff]

"I'm a man that's on a mission..." -- Ch-Check It Out




"For Such A Long While There's Been Such A Longin'..."

[mate_spawn_die]

but now the sun is shinin' lets roll back the... "blue blue" (<-- i think it's mournin'? but i'll do the dr. evil thing)

"i'm a writer, a poet, a genius, i know it...."

[AceFace]

i don't buy cheeba i grow it - car thief

i stay up all night, i go to sleep watching dragnet...

[alikat]

never sleep alone because jimmy is the magnet (3-minute rule)



i'm so rope they call me mr roper . . .

[IzzyNYC]

When the troubles arise I'm the coper ~ 3 min rule

And I always thought they call me Mr. Roper because I was so "broke". This little game is proving to be quit educational

Take off your shoes and relax your socks

[Guy Incognito]

your rhymes are spread just like a pox - intergalactic


Cos life aint nuthin but a good groove...

[Brother McDuff]

"A good mix tape to put me in the right mood...." -- Profeassor Booty



"Well I'm Working On Rhymes, They're Coming Line By Line..."

[B_Mackin']

"Trying to put what i feel into word and rhymes"-Alright Here this



"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, Let down your hair..."

[Guy Incognito]

so i can climb up and get in your underwear - what comes around


a phonemenon, pandimonium..

[kleptomaniac]

the club is blowin' up like plutonium ~ the brouhaha :)

pretending and hoping to find....

[Guy Incognito]

the club is blowin' up like plutonium ~ the brouhaha :)

pretending and hoping to find....

that distant peace of mind - i dont know

on the way back up hearing battle tapes..

[Jmoney77]

that distant peace of mind - i dont know

on the way back up hearing battle tapes..

Through The Underground, Underneath The Sky Scrapes - Root Down

If you're with me say, "What is this?"...

[Brother McDuff]

"....government run by? Big Business" --- This Government Needs A Tune-Up




"Because I Saw Ya At The Check Out Line..."

[AceFace]

thank you for finishing that klepto!

[kleptomaniac]

you dropped your coupons, and you were lookin' fine! ~ boomin' granny :p

don't mean to dis but i gotta point out... :cool:

[AceFace]

the hogs tooth belongs inside the hog's mouth - oh word

what a weird ass line.


threw a lasso 'round the tallest one and dragged her to the crib.....

[Brother McDuff]

"I took off her moccasins and put on my bib" --- Hey Ladies



"You read it in the Post and the Daily News..."

[Guy Incognito]

"I took off her moccasins and put on my bib" --- Hey Ladies



"You read it in the Post and the Daily News..."

listen everybody lets show improve - negotiation limerick file


so put your worries on hold...

[MIKEtotheD]

get up and groove with the rhythm in your soul. --pass the mic.

so light a match to my ass 'cause i'm blowin' up

[Guy Incognito]

i'd like to thank the people for just showin up - professor booty

not fakin, just makin beats in the dungeon...

[HiPlnsDrftr]

Keep that shit funky cause the odor is pungent. - The Move

Yo what the falafel you gotta get up awful...

[kleptomaniac]

...early to fool Mr. Furley! ~ Oh Word?

Smoke paints the air, swirling images through my mind... :cool:

[AceFace]

like a whirlpool spin beginning to unwind - Namaste

of course you'd use that one! :o

hip hop body rockin' doin' the do....

[beastieboysbaby]

beer drinkin breath stinkin sniffin glue-hold it now hit it!

make anotha record cause the people they want more of this

[alikat]

suckers they be saying they can take out adam horovitz - shake your rump

jump the turnstile never pay the toll...

[Kid Presentable]

doo-wah diddy bust with the pre-roll - You know which song it is.

So kick the level up, cuhootnified....

[camo]

'Mackadocius Vibes Positively Fortified' The Scoop.

One of my faves;

'Like Gravy To Potato...'

[IzzyNYC]

Luke to Darth Vador - Do it

I keep my underwear up with a piece of elastic...

[djdjdj]

I use a bullshit mic thats made out of plastic - sure shot


I'm Mike D and I get respect

[dirtydan11]

your moustache and tom foolery is what i expect

[djdjdj]

MCA was with it and he's my ace

[kleptomaniac]

So I grabbed the piano player, and I punched him in the face! ~ Paul Revere

The bass is boomin' from down below... :cool:

[AceFace]

and norton is chillin' with mario - 3 MCs and One DJ

educated no, stupid yes.

[camo]

and when I say stupid, I mean stupid fresh.

I get it, I got it, you know it's good...

[HiPlnsDrftr]

The rhymes I write, you wish you would - The New Style


"Hot to trot-e or maybe not-e...."

[AceFace]

cause little did they know she had a baby in her bo-day! ch-check it out.

*snicker* at mike in AIFST mimicking being prego.

with bottle in hand at the microphone stand....

[IzzyNYC]

yo homeboy, whatch'a drinkin' man - Slow Ride

I'm in the pocket just like Grady Tate....






6 days

[Knuckles]

yo homeboy, whatch'a drinkin' man - Slow Ride

I'm in the pocket just like Grady Tate....






6 days

Found a pic of Nell Carter, I'm gotta masterbate! - The Maestroke

[funk63]

yo homeboy, whatch'a drinkin' man - Slow Ride

I'm in the pocket just like Grady Tate....






6 days



got supplies of beats so you dont have to wait. - Professor BOOTy







Cuz u know Y A U C H...

[AceFace]

I'm takin' all M.C.'s out in the place - 3 Min Rule

poetry in motion coconut lotion

[camo]

I had to diss the girl because she got too emotional - 3 min rule

well well like the black birds i'm a do it fluid...

[Guy Incognito]

building rhymes like buildings like a stonhenge druid - Do It

cos im doing just what i like to...

[AceFace]

today's my day yeah and i'ma get nice too - the maestro!

i've been goin' nuts gettin' all cooped up...

[AceFace]

fully hermitizing but now i'm getting souped up - Finger Lickin' Good.

this one's for the people i hate in NYC going to see the boys tonight...

For those about to rock we salute you...

[Brother McDuff]

"The dirty thoughts for dirty minds we contribute to."----Shadrach


"Because I'm On Time, You're Shouting Rewind..."

[Elusive]

ya know it's addrock that's blowing your mind...
(my shit is rough and the song title is rough and t-t-t-t-t-tough, I'll take swords for 500)

Ollied off the crater and you know I slapped it?