When should I clean that birdshit off my window?

[paul jones]

It's been there 3 weeks now

[TAL]

Hope for some really hard rain.

[abcdefz]

You could've been done by now.

[paul jones]

You could've been done by now.

it's too cold outside

[paul jones]

Hope for some really hard rain.

it's raining but not hard enough

[abcdefz]

it's too cold outside



Then why did you ask?

Lazy fucker.

Can't you clean it from the inside?

[NoFenders]

Window, no big deal. Now if it was on your paint, then I'd say hurry up and get it off.

:cool:

[paul jones]

Then why did you ask?

Lazy fucker.

Can't you clean it from the inside?

yeah I could but I'm a bit lazy today

[abcdefz]

Lazy fucker.

[beastiegirrl101]

let nature take care of it.

The only time I get rid of bird poop is when its on my car, that stuff harms the paint!

[jennyb]

I voted now but I don't know why. I don't go around cleaning up bird shit. OMG only once some pterodactyl musta flown over my car and unloaded. It was an obscene dumping on the roof of my VW. That called for a hose at the house then off to the pros to wash it off. It was unreal.

[b i o n i c]

windex the fuck out of it and let nature do the rest(y)

[Freebasser]

How does bird shit get on your house windows anyway? Most gutters sticks out about a foot past them. Are they sitting on the gutter and timing it just right so that a gust of wind blows said poop back at the house, or are they just flying at the windows and pooping and then flying vertically upwards at the last moment a la Dambusters?

[abcdefz]

Stuff doesn't always drop exactly straight down.

[paul jones]

How does bird shit get on your house windows anyway? Most gutters sticks out about a foot past them. Are they sitting on the gutter and timing it just right so that a gust of wind blows said poop back at the house, or are they just flying at the windows and pooping and then flying vertically upwards at the last moment a la Dambusters?

I think it's when the cunts take off from the garden at an angle

[Freebasser]

Don't talk shit about my bird.

[NoFenders]

Wind is always a factor.

I thought pj was talking about his car.

Anyway, I have a real bad problem with windows. Not sure why, but I can't look through dirty windows for very long. In my car, they're cleaned once a week.I can't drive anywhere (other than random errands) without making sure that there's not even a streak.In my house, I wash every window, inside and out about once every two months. I go through a lot of Windex and Bounty towels. That's another thing. I can't use any producets except those. I'm a freak, I know, but at least I can look through clean windows. Whatever that's good for.

:cool:

[paul jones]

Don't talk shit about my bird.

oi, you spilt my pint

[paul jones]

Wind is always a factor.

I thought pj was talking about his car.

Anyway, I have a real bad problem with windows. Not sure why, but I can't look through dirty windows for very long. In my car, they're cleaned once a week.I can't drive anywhere (other than random errands) without making sure that there's not even a streak.In my house, I wash every window, inside and out about once every two months. I go through a lot of Windex and Bounty towels. That's another thing. I can't use any producets except those. I'm a freak, I know, but at least I can look through clean windows. Whatever that's good for.

:cool:

I have a few bird splats on my car right now.might go and see the polish car cleaners tomorrow,too cold to do it myself

[abcdefz]

I have a few bird splats on my car right now.might go and see the polish car cleaners tomorrow,too cold to do it myself



You specifically go to cleaners from Poland?

[paul jones]

You specifically go to cleaners from Poland?

it's the nearest garage,yes