my neighbor vacuums almost every day. all he has is some little rug in the place

[b i o n i c]

and its annoying as hell. fucking banging around and making noise for an hour at a time. his place is tiny!

[b i o n i c]

this thread is in vein of all the real estate/roommate/apartment threads. i felt left out

[abcdefz]

OCD?

[ericlee]

well it could be worse such as him having a bi-polar wife who has tantrums and throw laptops across the room in the early a.m. hours.

Whew, thank god everything's good now.:o

[Loppfessor]

OPP?

[abcdefz]

O say can you see

[b i o n i c]

he tried to be all friendly when he moved in, then i caught him stealing my internets - he literally got a wire splitter and connected himself. its better to not be too friendly with neighbors anyway, dey get all up in ma bidness.

i think he's down with opp btw

[paul jones]

maybe he's got his dick stuck in the vacum

[b i o n i c]

^^ could be. and he turns it on every day for a little action. this explains the banging around(y)

[paul jones]

^^ could be. and he turns it on every day for a little action. this explains the banging around(y)

exactly(y)

[ericlee]

Give him some payback.

Wait till like three am and eat a can of beans and everytime you have to fart, spread your bare ass on your walk and let it rip.

It's almost as good as a bare ass chair fart. Maybe even better.

[HEIRESS]

that cant beat the fact that my landlords kids have this new favorite game which I believe is called "LETS PULL OUT DRAWERS FROM THE DRESSERS ONE BY ONE AND LET THEM SMASH INTO THE HARDWOOD FLOOR AT 7 AM"

rules and accessories should be at local toysRus in the states anyday now.

[b i o n i c]

ahahahaah(y)

thank GOD i dont live under kids anymore. i used to live below a family with an autistic kid who used to, i kid you NOT, stomp around like he was trying to KILL the floor in iron shoes - the walls would shake

[Dorothy Wood]

I searched for "kill my neighbors" and found this thread. ha.

ya, I want to kill mine. it's almost 4 a.m. and they've been listening to awful music for a couple of hours and they keep stomping around. it's monday! I don't have to work tomorrow, but jesus. if I'd a known I'd be up this late, I would've gone out or something.


I'm trying to listen to progressive rock on shitty earbuds to cover it up, and so far it's working alright. although I keep hearing the bass from upstairs.

:mad::mad::mad:

[ms.peachy]

We rented one of those carpet steam cleaners this weekend and cleaned all the carpeting in our flat. Fuck me, have you ever done that? We used to just hire a service to do it but this year mr.p decided we would save a few quid doing it ourselves. Goddamn backbreaking. And jesus h christmas, the FILTHY black water that came back up outa that thing, THAT SHIT WAS ALL IN MY CARPET?!?!? wtf?


I know this post isn't especially relevant to the rest of this thread, but I just had to say all that and it didn't seem quite important enough for it's own thread, so there ya go.