Dear Yauch

[Lex Diamonds]

I wrote to you but you still ain't calling. I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom. I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not have got 'em. There probably was a problem at the post office or something. Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em.

But anyways; fuck it, what's been up man? How's your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father. If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her? I'ma name her Bonnie. I read about your Uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorry. I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him.

I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan. I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam. I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man. I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat.

Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to chat.

Truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Paddy

[pip07]

Teas gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all. The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all. And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.

[IzzyNYC]

I watched 8 Mile last night.

[ericlee]

He aint gonna fuck you, Paddy.

[Lex Diamonds]

Dear Yauch, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance. I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans.

If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew. That's my little brother man, he's only six years old. We waited in the blistering cold for you for four hours and you just said "No." That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fuckin' idol. He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do.

I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to. Remember when we met in Denver? You said if I'd write you you would write back. See I'm just like you in a way. I never knew my father neither; he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her. I can relate to what you're saying in your songs, so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on. Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed. I even got a tattoo of your name across my chest.

Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds. It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me. See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it. My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7. But she don't know you like I know you Yauch, no one does. She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up. You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose.

Sincerely yours, Paddy

P.S.
We should be together too

[Freebasser]

Um... is this 4real? Dam, boy - ur a fagot. Get ova it

[pip07]

Teas gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all. The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all. And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.

[alikat]

Um... is this 4real? Dam, boy - ur a fagot. Get ova it

*thunder clap kills ignorant passerby*

[Lex Diamonds]

Dear Mister "I'm-too-good-to-call-or-write-my-fans", this'll be the last package I ever send your ass. It's been six months and still no word- I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect.

So this is my cassette I'm sending you- I hope you hear it. I'm in a car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway. Hey Yauch- I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?

You know that song by Phil Collins "In The Air Of The Night" about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning, but didn't, and Phil saw it all and at his show he found him? That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning. But now it's too late- I'm on a thousand downers now, drowsy.

And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call. I hope you know I ripped ALL your pictures off the wall. I loved you Yauch, we coulda been together, THINK about it. You ruined it now- I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it. And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it. I hope your conscience EATS at you and you can't BREATHE without me.

See Yauch- SHUT UP BITCH I'M TRYINA TALK! Hey Yauch- that's my girlfriend screaming in the trunk. But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up- see I aint like you. Cuz if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too. :)

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now. Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out (!)

[camo]

Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out (!)

you just did. Congrats (y):D

[Space]

how can someone not know?? :eek:

[Lyman Zerga]

i have a little toy dog that i call ronnie