qwerks about ya gnomes

[ericlee]

I keep tellin that mofo to quit pissin in my front lawn.

I don't care how pointy his hat is, nor how red it is , he's still pissing in my lawn.

[Miho]

Bring out the sledgehammer, that will scare the little fellow.

[Waus]

I was in Vegas on business a little while ago - and the weirdest thing, there was a store that sold stripper clothes, big flashy signs etc...but fenced off right out front was a GIANT collection of lawn ornaments.

I think they were for sale.

So if you need to buy a red lacey teddy, 2 pronged black dildo and an econo-size personal lubricant AND a cement frog that spits water into a tiny cement leaf pond, you can FINALLY get them both in one place.