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jackrock
02-24-2008, 02:47 PM
When you sit on a couch or chair for a long amount of time, it pushes all the hair in the wrong direction. Quite painful. Kind of like if you have hairy legs and you wear tight socks all day.

Discuss.
TurdBerglar
02-24-2008, 02:57 PM
welcome to manhood
b i o n i c
02-24-2008, 02:58 PM
i think really big balls are more of a problem than asshair. at least you can get rid of the asshair if its that bad.



yes, manhood.
beastiegirrl101
02-24-2008, 02:59 PM
speaking of asses have you guys heard of anal bleaching?
Yetra Flam
02-24-2008, 02:59 PM
yeah, just nair that shit.
jackrock
02-24-2008, 02:59 PM
welcome to manhood
no, I'm just noticing it now because im on my ass all day.
Knuckles
02-24-2008, 03:16 PM
speaking of asses have you guys heard of anal bleaching?

I'm probably going to regret this but what the heck is anal bleaching?
beastiegirrl101
02-24-2008, 03:23 PM
I'm probably going to regret this but what the heck is anal bleaching?

I read about it on perezhilton.com and since then I have not stopped hearing about it.

I guess it's popular in the porn industry, everyone's stink stars are discolored so they get them "bleached" so it's pleasing to the eye. I just found out my salon does it, you have to go in 3 times before it's all peachy clean.
b i o n i c
02-24-2008, 03:35 PM
thats insane! whats next, shit bleaching? like so poops come out all white and smelling like lillies. WHAT is this world coming to goddamnit!!! lol
QueenAdrock
02-24-2008, 04:29 PM
I'd much rather have poop smell like bakery-fresh cinnamon buns. MMMMM!
TurdBerglar
02-24-2008, 05:17 PM
who the fuck wants their shit to make their mouth water?
Freebasser
02-24-2008, 05:25 PM
Starving, desperate hikers stuck at the top of Everest? :/
Knuckles
02-24-2008, 05:51 PM
Two girls with one cup?
Dorothy Wood
02-27-2008, 06:41 PM
weird. this thread contains 2 things that I heard about in real life before reading it here. that barely ever happens. I've never seen the two girls thing, but I guessed what it was before I was given a description so now I just scream when anyone mentions it.

also, anal bleaching. gross. I mean, I'm sure it makes a butthole look better for the camera, but it's pretty sick.
yeahwho
02-27-2008, 06:57 PM
When you sit on a couch or chair for a long amount of time, it pushes all the hair in the wrong direction. Quite painful. Kind of like if you have hairy legs and you wear tight socks all day.

Discuss.

Nature made dingle berries to soften the blow of butthair yanking around in your underpants, your showering too much.... take a few weeks off the whole bathing thing
Auton
02-27-2008, 07:06 PM
Two girls with one cup?

hahaha