Say what?!

[Rock]

2 things from last night.

Scenario: I was blowing air into my church going mother in law's puppy's face after dinner at her house. and when i stopped he would start whining and waiting for me to do it some more. So I would.

Me: HAHAH! look at chewie! he is loving it!
My wife: He LOOVES being blown.

Scenario: My wife and her mom defrosted some cool whip and said that it looked like caulk. About 20 minutes after eating and while cleaning up. I turn around and see my mother in law tasting some of the cool whip.

(Hot) Mother-In-Law: Well, it doesn't taste like caulk

of course both things weren't meant the way they sounded to me but funny none the less.

I guess you had to be there.

[kll]

haha, such a three's company conversation.

[beastiegirrl101]

you think your mother in law is hot?

Creep.

[kll]

i think it's cute that your mom-in-law named her dog in memory of echewta.

[paul jones]

I guess you had to be there.


I was


no I wasn't really but LOL(y)

[ericlee]

you think your mother in law is hot?

Creep.

I think my mother in law has some potential. She comes over and cooks the best dumplings ever, she helps cleaning.

Also my wife tells me how her dad doesn't believe in foreplay. Just traditional Chinese style-spread em' and hump hump, it's over thing.

Nobody ever said I wasn't creepy. :cool:

[Rock]

you think your mother in law is hot?

Creep.

its not like i want to bang her out or anything...but she is hot. she was actually voted hottest mom out of all of our friend's mommies by all of our friends.

thats probably more creepy.

[jabumbo]

the radio station here recently has had an annual hot mom contest


they have divisions for older and younger as well, so those tigers don't lose out because of some 20 something

[abcdefz]

I was at the post office picking up something which supposedly wouldn't fit in my box, and I was telling the cashier that the carrier should've
just delivered it. The lady said she's sure that the carrier would have if it would've fit, and I said, "Of course it would fit! I think I know
how big my package is!"

The lady started laughing.