How long do I microwave my HOT POCKET for?

[cookiepuss]

I brought a hot pocket to work for lunch, but I left the box at home. an I was looking for the directions and it says look on the box. grrrrr.

so what do you think? 2:00 minutes? 3 maybe?

anyone got a box in their freezer? go look for me, ok?

[abcdefz]

I think you leave it in the sleeve and it's three or four minutes, depending on your microwave.

[ScarySquirrel]

Approximately 2 to 3 minutes - depending on your microwave's power/wattage.

[paul jones]

I nearly wanted to go get one last time I was over there after seeing a Jim Gaffigan stand up on TV

[cookiepuss]

thank you. I knew we had some hot pocket fans around here.

you do leave it in the sleave...but the instructions on the sleave only say check the box for microwave times and then let it sit for a few minutes to cool before you eat it.


I'm thinking of Encino Man right now...
when they are in the mini mart and Pauly shore is asking how long to mircowave the burrito for.
"hot on the ends, ice cold in the middle"

[na§tee]

am i the only person who thought this question sounded vaguely dirty?

[jabumbo]

you can microwave my hot pocket as long as you want :cool:





but seriously, you just just throw that away and save yourself the multiple trips to the restroom in about an hour

[cookiepuss]

am i the only person who thought this question sounded vaguely dirty?

nope.


I'm dirty. it's true.

[HEIRESS]

I nearly wanted to go get one last time I was over there after seeing a Jim Gaffigan stand up on TV


thanks for mentioning that! everytime someone does i end up saying "haaaaawtpockeeeeeet" obsessively for the next 4 hours

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFFTwnYXI20&feature=related

[ScarySquirrel]

I'm thinking of Encino Man right now...
when they are in the mini mart and Pauly shore is asking how long to mircowave the burrito for.
"hot on the ends, ice cold in the middle"
But the warming sleeve prevents that from happening! That's the beauty of a Hot Pocket!

Oh, and I drive through Encino on my way to work. No cavemen sightings yet...

[Otis Driftwood]

Allow me to put my oven mitt on your hot pocket.

[camo]

am i the only person who thought this question sounded vaguely dirty?

nope, i'm there too.


mmm moist (y)

[a.k.a me]

Another Hot Pocket thread?

[Bob]

"for how long do i microwave my hot pocket," never end a goddamn sentence in a motherfucking preposition, GOD