Condom of Choice???

[Loppfessor]

So I'm back on the single scene again which totally sucks but what can ya do. Sadly now that I'm not in a committed relationship I hafta use condoms during sex again. The problem is I HATE condoms...so what's the best one that allows for the most sensation?

[na§tee]

i cannot get weapon of choice out of my head now, and have a horrible image involving christopher walken dancing about with condoms melting my retinas.

thanks, lopp : (

[Loppfessor]

i cannot get weapon of choice out of my head now, and have a horrible image involving christopher walken dancing about with condoms melting my retinas.

thanks, lopp : (

LMAO!!....dude that's hilarious, but c'mon help me out! I'm not enjoying sex like I could be and that is no laughing matter

[camo]

I like 'nondoms'. God that was a shite joke. Sorry.

Featherlights I suppose. Anything that does'nt feel like a bin bag.


Should I also be joking on how big it should be????????? :D

[trailerprincess]

The first thing I thought of was Garth

'Ribbed for her pleasure' :o

[abcdefz]

Gotta go with the goat's bladder. (y)

[Belt Parkway]

I've used Lifestyles like forever.

[Loppfessor]

I've used Lifestyles like forever.

Yeah me too...but they're not gettin the job done anymore. I was hoping there had been some great advancements in the world of condoms since last I used them

[Guy Incognito]

story from my school days - a lad seriously injured himself by being with a girl who insisted on him wearing a johnny and all he could find was a bank change bag and an elastic band. Nasty.

[abcdefz]

That's what he gets for being, literally, a fucking idiot.

[abcdefz]

i hope it wasnt you guy :o

[Guy Incognito]

That's what he gets for being, literally, a fucking idiot.

he was kinda the village idiot - he also tried to mug an 80 year old woman when he was about 20 and she beat him up. haha.

no it wasnt me - i had no chance of teenage sex at school:o- i had big glasses, ginger hair and loads of spots - i only needed braces for a full house of geekiness

[abcdefz]

It wasn't our convenience store tire iron crack head was it?

[Loppfessor]

Focus people...I'm obviously not going to rock a plastic bag and rubber band

[abcdefz]

I think AV Club did a taste test.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Now, i'm not sure whether you can get the same condoms over there as you can here but...

The Durex Avanti is pretty good. It's not made from latex but from polyurethane and are thinner than normal condoms so making them more sensitive. And there's none of that 'rubber' smell either.

Does anyone remember those condoms that tended to be in pub/club toilets that had a picture of a ferrari or something on the box? I think they were called 'Arouser'. Or the flavoured ones, bizarre flavours like lager and lime (classy!).

[abcdefz]

okay, okay. For what it's worth, check Durex. They make one I used to like a lot that was really thin. Extra sensitive.

But they broke the most often, too, so....

[Guy Incognito]

Focus people...I'm obviously not going to rock a plastic bag and rubber band

:D

i'll get me coat

[Lex Diamonds]

okay, okay. For what it's worth, check Durex. They make one I used to like a lot that was really thin. Extra sensitive.

But they broke the most often, too, so....
"Fetherlite". If you have to wear a hat then they're the ones I'd go for.

Of course I've only had sex wearing a condom twice and one of those times I ended up taking it off. I hate the things. Luckily I have no children or diseases yet so it's all good baby bay-bee. (y)

[Loppfessor]

^yeah I hate em too but in this day and age you can't be too careful. The only time I don't is if I'm in an exclusive relationship and such. Basically if she were to get pregnant it wouldn't ruin my life type thing...

[russhie]

I knew a guy that used an old chip packet once.

I didn't know you all hated condoms so damn much?

[Yetra Flam]

yeah man, as soon as that condom goes on, their shit just goes down.

there are those kimono ultra thin ones. but i think the thin ones are more prone to breakage.

[russhie]

Slightly off topic, I have a question about blowjobs.

I was talking to a friend about this, and she's never given one, ever, cause she thinks it's gross and after a fair bit of discussion we decided it'd be easier to fuck a stranger than blow one. When I say stranger, I mean a one night stand or newish man friend, obviously.
What's the etiquette with stranger blowjobs? Condom, like those concientious women's mags tell us, or none? I didn't have to think about this shit with my ex boyfriend, but I have to now. Bahhh single.

Probably a stupid question. I feel like this is sex ed when you had to anonymously submit a question to be answered in front of the whole of year six. Forum, yay!

[Yetra Flam]

your vagina is not your mouth

[DipDipDive]

Slightly off topic, I have a question about blowjobs.

I was talking to a friend about this, and she's never given one, ever, cause she thinks it's gross and after a fair bit of discussion we decided it'd be easier to fuck a stranger than blow one. When I say stranger, I mean a one night stand or newish man friend, obviously.
What's the etiquette with stranger blowjobs? Condom, like those concientious women's mags tell us, or none? I didn't have to think about this shit with my ex boyfriend, but I have to now. Bahhh single.

Probably a stupid question. I feel like this is sex ed when you had to anonymously submit a question to be answered in front of the whole of year six. Forum, yay!

That is a tough question. I can't imagine a dude would find a blowjob with a condom on enjoyable. If we're talking about extremely casual sex here, like one night stand type shit, I wouldn't do ANYTHING unprotected, and that being said, would ditch the whole idea of oral sex altogether.

Back to the subject at hand, yes, condoms suck, but Durex Sheikh Extra Sensitives seem to suck the least in my experience.

[russhie]

No shit.

Clearly pregnancy is not an issue, but the fact my mouth isn't a vagina doesn't stop it from the possibility of coming in contact with gross penises.

EDIT: thanks DipDipDive. That's more in line with what I was asking.

[Yetra Flam]

i know what i meant and it sounded wise in my head. jeez.

[alien autopsy]

dont mean to brag, but i gotta go with the magnums:rolleyes:

[na§tee]

I knew a guy that used an old chip packet once.
ahahaha! excellent. i hope it was real bitter salt and vinegar.

what yorkshire rose said about durex avantis. they look like they have been beamed in from star trek. in my relationships i've always been on the pill, but i have used them a couple of times in between being too fucking lazy to get off my ass and get a repeat prescription. /shakes 6 month stash.

funny what russhie said about blowing-strangers-with-a-condom and the things you learn from random women's magazines and other sources of curious sex information. i remember an article on how to put on a condom using only your mouth. condoms 1 oh 1.

yorky, i remember those classy vending machine condoms, aha! they were always next to the vending machines where you could buy vibrators and lube (?! - mmm, vending machine vibe, gotta be top quality, right?). if i was with some guy and he emptied his pockets to reveal vending machine 'fruity' lube (probably made out of 98% sugar - mmm, fungal infection!), a vibrator that looks as if it came out of a christmas cracker and a condom packet with a ferrari on it, i would seriously crack the fuck up.

[alien autopsy]

i bought a jim-cap froma truckstop in iowa once- it was called "the freedom ticker". i bought it as a joke for a dollar, and when i got back to see my girlfriend we found there were no regular condoms left...so, we busted out the freedom ticker. it had stars (bumps) and stripes (ribs)!! and of course, it was "made in the U.S.A." and it had this weird portrusion that i was assuming was some sort of g-spot thingy-or-other. it was funny, and a little strange. im assuming not many people can say they have liberated another's orifice with the freedom tickler. proud to be an american.
im going to see if i can find a picture.

[alien autopsy]

here it is (http://www.replicator5000.com/gallery/d/1047-1/freedomtickler.jpg)! except it was different packaging if i remember!

[abcdefz]

That is a tough question. I can't imagine a dude would find a blowjob with a condom on enjoyable.




It's definitely a drag, but as far as drags goes, it's all right.

It really takes about 70% of the magic out of it, I'd say. It's kind of like the Budweiser of sex -- you kind of think, "That's all you got?
Maybe I'll pass."

[ms.peachy]

The Durex Avanti is pretty good. It's not made from latex but from polyurethane and are thinner than normal condoms so making them more sensitive. And there's none of that 'rubber' smell either.

This is our brand of choice as well. On more than one occasion mr.p has had to stop and check to make sure it was still there. That's sayin' something, right?

[mikizee]

Blowjob with a condom on?

Whats the fucking point?

Does that shit actually happen?

I want no part of it. I'll beat it instead.

[Rock]

Blowjob with a condom on?

Whats the fucking point?

Does that shit actually happen?

I want no part of it. I'll beat it instead.

yeah i'd skip it too. i'd rather have no blowjob than a blowjob with a rubber on. for serial.

[abcdefz]

I think it might be something prostitutes do. Mine was from a hookup with a woman who was an AIDS advocate who said she would be
a hypocrite not to, etc. etc.

[beastieangel01]

you can get diseases with mouth to genital contact, too, you know. Hence the condom with a blow job thing.

information chart for your asses (http://www.wpclinic.org/sexual-health/stds/)

[abcdefz]

Do you think that many women use them, though? I've only met one who did. And a bunch who just wouldn't give head, period...

I would think giving head to latex would kinda suck. Like dental dams -- anybody here ever used dental dams?

[Rock]

Do you think that many women use them, though? I've only met one who did. And a bunch who just wouldn't give head, period...


we don't call them women..we call them frigid.

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah, women who don't give head suck. I mean, how can you have decent foreplay without a bit of mouth action? That just blows.

I think we're all agreed: condoms are shit and ruin sex and it is worth the risk of STIs to go without them. (y)

[ms.peachy]

Yeah, women who don't give head suck.

Yeah, I think you'll find that rule applies not just to women, pally.

[abcdefz]

we don't call them women..we call them frigid.

I think it's way more common now than it was when I was dating. And I got proportionately way more head in California than Indiana, I can say that.

As a kid, pretty often the only way you'd get a blowjob was if the girl wouldn't have intercourse. My experience, anyway.

[abcdefz]

I think we're all agreed: condoms are shit and ruin sex and it is worth the risk of STIs to go without them. (y)



I wouldn't say that, though...

[beastieangel01]

Do you think that many women use them, though? I've only met one who did. And a bunch who just wouldn't give head, period...

I would think giving head to latex would kinda suck. Like dental dams -- anybody here ever used dental dams?

I'm not sure. I doubt it, other than prostitutes. There are such things as flavored condoms but eh, I doubt they are any fun for either party involved.

Everyone should come with a fact sheet. It lists what they are in to sexually and lists what diseases they have, if any.

That would be nice.

[abcdefz]

I was thinking people could have Logan's Run stones in their palms, and what color the stone turned would tell you what disease they have,
if anything.

"Puce!? You're dyslexic!?"

[Rock]

I still don't understand how some people can still have sex with people they don't really know to well without rubbers. it makes no sense to me.

This one slore I know said the following when confronted about leaving a used condom at someone's house during a drunken night.

"You mean I actually used a condom? AWESOME!"

This was after she was telling me about her banging record for the past 3 months the night before. Which I think was in the double digits.

People are dumb.

and yes...a fact sheet would be great. Or home tests.

[alien autopsy]

condoms suck, but boy do i feel better about myself after using them.

and giving head with a condom must be awful. i cant imagine how that would be enjoyable for either party involved. that shit is for hookers.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

I think we're all agreed: condoms are shit and ruin sex and it is worth the risk of STIs to go without them. (y)

I think that could be one of stupidest things i have ever heard

*shakes head in disbelief*

[Rock]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ksc/395322346.html

[Loppfessor]

Well IMO I can kind of tie the two topics together....like I stated previously I wouldn't have sex with a girl minus a condom unless she was my steady and we were exclusive....for me that includes having the birth control/std talk ie she's on the pill and we know that neither of us has any STDs. The same kind of goes for a blow job...I wouldn't go around letting random girls give me head. Usually thats a girlfriend type job (pun intended). So yeah the idea of having a condom on for head is stupid to me since I wouldn't let some girl suck me off that I wasn't sure was disease free

[russhie]

Pretty much what I thought. Blowjobs = girlfriend/boyfriend thing.

[mikizee]

If the chick doesn't have like, visible coldsores or anything, (Id go nowhere near her if she did) the chances of me catching something off her giving me head is pretty much zero.

As I said, getting a gob with a wrapper on is just plain fucking weird. I've never ever heard of that happening in real life.

Also chicks who don't give head should all be rounded up and put on a deserted island to live out the rest of their days far away from anyone else.

[ms.peachy]

Also chicks who don't give head should all be rounded up and put on a deserted island to live out the rest of their days far away from anyone else.

Again, I think you will find this applies not only to females.

[russhie]

If the chick doesn't have like, visible coldsores or anything, (Id go nowhere near her if she did) the chances of me catching something off her giving me head is pretty much zero.

As I said, getting a gob with a wrapper on is just plain fucking weird. I've never ever heard of that happening in real life.

Also chicks who don't give head should all be rounded up and put on a deserted island to live out the rest of their days far away from anyone else.

In this case it's not really even mouths I'm worried about...it's not even completely about STI's, either - it's about me knowing that it's, erm, clean? I hear horror stories about these things. I've been with a safe, clean boy for ages so I don't know about these things. LOL. I feel so stupid.

It's not like i'd force him to rubber up, anyway, if I'm blowing you there's a good chance you're my boyfriend. It's just magazines and sex ed that tell you to do this shit, and I was wondering if anyone actually does it?

Your theory that "I can't see the STI therefore the STI does not exist" is a bit flawed, though.

Also, it seems from this thread that most guys in relationships (and some that aren't) are happy to leave contraception up to the girls. Hm.

[Caribou]

At the moment my Condom of Choice is named 'abstinence'.

But I remember, from quite a while back, a bit of a nasty experience with a pack of Durex fiestas, mostly the strawberry flavoured one.

As stated above not many people actually use condoms for blowjobs, and the smells of strawberry, rubber and spunk mixed together isn't exactly a turn-on.
And it made my vaginus smell of strawberry, which was just, well, weird...

[alien autopsy]

has anyone ever double-bagged it, or is that just a joke passed around the campfire?

[Lex Diamonds]

I think that could be one of stupidest things i have ever heard

*shakes head in disbelief*
As long as you pull out, it's all good!

*shakes memberhead in disbelief*

[TurdBerglar]

does it really make that much of a difference for a female? for a guy it takes away all the warmth and wetness. once that warmth and wetness envelopes the head all your worry and stress that you may have in your life just fucking melts away. the only thing i can see being bad for a femle is if it's poorly lubricated and that fucking rubber smell that gets all over your hands and can sometimes fill the room.

[alien autopsy]

yeah, i figured there were no teachers around, so it was safe to ask.


i agree with the above statement about being enveloped in love juice and forgetting about all worries. actually, probably leads to many births or abortions or day after pills because he forgets to wear a jimmy.

and what the fuck is an STI. we call them STDs here.

[Lex Diamonds]

"Enveloped in warmth and wetness"? What are you some kind of homo?

It's just pussy, dude. Pork it and bail! *highfive*

[alien autopsy]

chicks call me mikey [why's that?] cause I like
they stare when I'm digging it and know they wanna try
they like the way I rap
they like the way I chill
couple hours in a conversation show em how I thrill
I'm a one minute man I lick it then split it
empty it out fill it in like I'm a like the blank and I'm out big Mike that's right give em something they can feel
yo I'm the top-ranked chief on the wheels of steel
I walk the streets of LA
and feel comfortable
me and the homie make music and they come in with bull
so next time you got a rhyme that's blazing hot
throw it away
people under to save the day



people under the stairs, high five padster

[Lex Diamonds]

chicks call me mikey [why's that?] cause I like
they stare when I'm digging it and know they wanna try
they like the way I rap
they like the way I chill
couple hours in a conversation show em how I thrill
I'm a one minute man I lick it then split it
empty it out fill it in like I'm a like the blank and I'm out big Mike that's right give em something they can feel
yo I'm the top-ranked chief on the wheels of steel
I walk the streets of LA
and feel comfortable
me and the homie make music and they come in with bull
so next time you got a rhyme that's blazing hot
throw it away
people under to save the day



people under the stairs, high five padster
Is it me or does this make no fucking sense?

[Planetary]

chicks call me mikey [why's that?] cause I like
they stare when I'm digging it and know they wanna try
they like the way I rap
they like the way I chill
couple hours in a conversation show em how I thrill
I'm a one minute man I lick it then split it
empty it out fill it in like I'm a like the blank and I'm out big Mike that's right give em something they can feel
yo I'm the top-ranked chief on the wheels of steel
I walk the streets of LA
and feel comfortable
me and the homie make music and they come in with bull
so next time you got a rhyme that's blazing hot
throw it away
you know when a friend has been jerking off in your house

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

It seems like the condom of choice around this board is Durex. Which is really weird, because in my opinion the Durex suck ass. Ive used them twice, and both times they've broke. Im surpised no one has said anything about Trojan yet. The ribbed one's are amazing (y)
If I had to suggest anything I'd say save that shit until you find a chick who will let you hit it bare dick, but I will absolutley not condone it for a hookup because there are some nasty ass bitches out there these days.

[TurdBerglar]

christ

[Planetary]

It seems like the condom of choice around this board is Durex. Which is really weird, because in my opinion the Durex suck ass. Ive used them twice, and both times they've broke. Im surpised no one has said anything about Trojan yet. The ribbed one's are amazing (y)
If I had to suggest anything I'd say save that shit until you find a chick who will let you hit it bare dick, but I will absolutley not condone it for a hookup because there are some nasty ass bitches out there these days.

Ewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!! :O

[Lex Diamonds]

Durex suck ass. Ive used them twice, and both times they've broke. Im surpised no one has said anything about Trojan yet. The ribbed one's are amazing (y)
That's gross. I don't want to hear about your minge anymore please.

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

...I guess this isnt for me. Much like everything on this board. I should have known! Excuse the hell out of me.

And by "bare dick" I meant, wait to be in a relationship with someone whose on birth control.

And there are some nasty ass bitches out there! So you fuckers can get your big!

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

That's gross. I don't want to hear about your minge anymore please.

Like anyone wants to hear about you fucking!! You're probably an STD cesspool

[Planetary]

That's gross. I don't want to hear about your minge anymore please.

harsh man what did she do to you?

dont worry dollface i loved that post ;););) 8====D

[TurdBerglar]

this is getting interesting

[Lex Diamonds]

Hey everyone else is having an innocent chat about abstinence and diseases and you come roaring in there out of nowhere screaming about throbbing ribbed members breaking you open. Jesus, you ever heard of foreplay?

[alien autopsy]

keep it in your pants

[russhie]

Hey everyone else is having an innocent chat about abstinence and diseases and you come roaring in there out of nowhere screaming about throbbing ribbed members breaking you open. Jesus, you ever heard of foreplay?

Padster is the best thing about this thread.

[funk63]

I think it's way more common now than it was when I was dating. And I got proportionately way more head in California than Indiana, I can say that.

As a kid, pretty often the only way you'd get a blowjob was if the girl wouldn't have intercourse. My experience, anyway.



idk what part of Indiana you were at but up here in lafayette girls be suckin mad dick!

[Loppfessor]

Lopp's tip of the day: FYI kids...wearing two condoms or "double baggin" actually reduces the effectivness of condoms and should not be attempted.

[ms.peachy]

It seems like the condom of choice around this board is Durex. Which is really weird, because in my opinion the Durex suck ass. Ive used them twice, and both times they've broke.

Let's think about this logically. Durex makes over 20 different varieties of condom and sell millions daily. Several people here have named them as their top choice. And you insists they suck because you tried them twice and they broke. Has it not occurred to you that the problem might not be the condoms?

[Loppfessor]

Actually...I've have more than a few Durex condoms break on me.

[abcdefz]

idk what part of Indiana you were at but up here in lafayette girls be suckin mad dick!



Warsaw, Indiana early to mid-80's.

Precisely one girl in Warsaw gave me head. I don't know how well most other guys did, but it seemed like it was usually intercourse or handjobs.

I did better in Hanover and Bloomington, but then much better in California.

Might have been an age thing, too; I dunno.

[alien autopsy]

i heard that in michigan it is actually illegal to give oral sex. is that true?

[alien autopsy]

is that hanover and bloomington you speak of in IL or IN?

[abcdefz]

Oral sex gets lumped in with anti-sodomy laws, so it wouldn't surprise me if it's still on the books in some states.

[abcdefz]

Florida
Idaho
Louisiana
Michigan
Alabama
Mississippi
North Carolina
South Carolina
Utah
Virginia
(Puerto Rico)


How do you like them apples?

[beastieangel01]

does it really make that much of a difference for a female?

yes, yes it does. I can't describe it really... maybe the texture. That and it's warmer for us, too.


p.s. people who just go by if the person looks visually okay in regards to STDs, reality check! you can't just go by if the person looks okay. And if you have been using that as a determining factor you need to go get yourself tested and STOP using that as your guideline.

[abcdefz]

I knew one girl who would watch people's cuts to see how fast they healed.

I was like, "Wha!?"

Not that I was always Mr. Careful, but... I never got anything worse than the clap. (y)

[mickill]

Let's think about this logically. Durex makes over 20 different varieties of condom and sell millions daily. Several people here have named them as their top choice. And you insists they suck because you tried them twice and they broke. Has it not occurred to you that the problem might not be the condoms?

Studies have shown that rough terrain, sharp edges and extreme temperatures can inhibit the performance of condoms.

If I wasn't already in a monogamous marriage and was likely to be poking women other than those I was married to, I wouldn't put my johnson in anything without slipping on a rubba first. I'm surprised that so many of you would/have/do.

Learn something (http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=tTparlr71Fs)

[abcdefz]

I always use a rubber when I'm fucking the garbage disposal.

[mickill]

Always wear a condom. Even on short trips.

[abcdefz]

What a long, short trip it's been.

[alien autopsy]

you been wearing them jim caps grandma gave you? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT276wf7XP8)

[Planetary]

Has it not occurred to you that the problem might not be the condoms?

Yeah maybe it was her tight vagina

[alien autopsy]

maybe you're having a problem keeping her hotnbotha'd with the wetness. try a new approach. be a gent and drive her crazy turned-on. then stick your dipstick in her. even a lubed jimmyhat cant stand up to a dry vagina.

[Lex Diamonds]

Padster is the best thing about this thread.
*board

[russhie]

maybe you're having a problem keeping her hotnbotha'd with the wetness. try a new approach. be a gent and drive her crazy turned-on. then stick your dipstick in her. even a lubed jimmyhat cant stand up to a dry vagina.

Because "sticking your dipstick in her" is so very, very gentlemanly.

[alien autopsy]

oh im no gent

[ET]

Tongue Condoms (http://secure.condomania.com/images/C-KTL_1_dt.jpg)

[mate_spawn_die]

marky ramone's (http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/news/48783-marky-ramone-condoms-sure-why-not)

[alien autopsy]

Tongue Condoms (http://secure.condomania.com/images/C-KTL_1_dt.jpg)

crimeny, gene simmons is on a fcuking rampage these days. cornering the condom market now!? cologne!? reality tv show!? what next!?

[cookiepuss]

crimeny, gene simmons is on a fcuking rampage these days. cornering the condom market now!? cologne!? reality tv show!? what next!?

don't forget...Coffins. (y)
Kiss Kasket (http://www.kissonline.com/news/images/kasket/kasket.jpg)

[BangkokB]

I'm not too friendly with condoms but I'll say this I bought a lotion type two pump gel over the weekend that you put on the peen and it makes things a go

Going to a Go-Go, Everybody
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