Is Sylvester Stallone Dying or Something???

[Tone Capone]

It seems like he's trying to wrap up his old movies. Or maybe he wants to ruin his classics? Whatever's going on, it's freakin strange.

[alien autopsy]

he's washed up. he was always a shitty actor, he was just the man for his time and place. fucking 80's

[ET]

Oh man, Rambo was awesome. I haven't laughed so much at/with a movie since Superbad. Hell, did you see the trailer for Midnight Meat Train? BWAHAHAHA! He was on some retarded growth hormones for that movie too. But that face... It looks like he's had some surgery.

[alien autopsy]

midnight meat train sounds like one of those...whaddaya call em...those smut movies where people are killed and maimed and shit...
fuck

[abcdefz]

Stop or My Mom Will Shoot Again comes out in June.

[na§tee]

you hardly see anyone called sylvester nowadays, do you? hmm.

[abcdefz]

Nor Adolph.

[mickill]

Nor Dick.

He obviously sucks in comedic roles and has made more than his fair share of unforgivable garbage, but at least give him credit for his acting in 3 out of 6 of the Rocky movies, First Blood and Cop Land.

[abcdefz]

Nor Dick.

He obviously sucks in comedic roles and has made more than his fair share of unforgivable garbage, but at least give him credit for his acting in 3 out of 6 of the Rocky movies, First Blood and Cop Land.



He was amazing in the first Rocky movie. I'd put that performance up against almost anything.

[mickill]

He was amazing in the first Rocky movie. I'd put that performance up against almost anything.

I think he was just as good in the the last one. It was an understated but affective approach to the character. I was surprised he managed to make it work, considering just how incredibly retarded the whole idea of him reprising that role, yet again, seemed at the time.

[TurdBerglar]

was he really acting in the first rocky movie? that's how i picture him in real life.

[abcdefz]

I think he was just as good in the the last one. It was an understated but affective approach to the character. I was surprised he managed to make it work, considering just how incredibly retarded the whole idea of him reprising that role, yet again, seemed at the time.


I didn't see it. I didn't go past Rocky 2.

You really think the last one's worth a look?

[abcdefz]

was he really acting in the first rocky movie? that's how i picture him in real life.


He's much more articulate and speaks pretty quickly. Not Scorsese-fast, but thoughts are pretty clearly tumbling out of his head.

(At least, from what I've seen in interviews.)

[Loppfessor]

Sylvester will never die as long as we keep him in our hearts...

[Lex Diamonds]

Didn't any of you morons see Men In Black? Jesus Christ do I have to spell everything out to you cretins?

Sylvester Stallone is dead, his skin has long been inhabited by a large insectoid alien, hence the freakish wrinkled muscles and inhumanly grating voice. The bug dude crashlanded his spaceship and he needs to milk as much cash as he can out of Stallone's waning image to repair an old flying saucer hidden at a World Fair site, so he can get off this damn rock and back to his home planet.

Anyone with half a brain could see that, fuck.

[abcdefz]

So, you re-upped your supply, huh pal?

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm the most sober I've been in weeks. :(

[mate_spawn_die]

i dunno but cobra is coming in the mail from netflix today.

[mickill]

I didn't see it. I didn't go past Rocky 2.

You really think the last one's worth a look?

Yes I do. You only really need to have seen the first one. I think you'd probably give it at least a B-

[abcdefz]

Wow. I'll have to check it out, then.

I know it got generally good reviews, but I figured people were probably just surprised that it didn't suck.

[hpdrifter]

I think that's part of it but I agree with my old buddy mickill on this one. I didn't like the film very much, I thought in parts it tried too hard to be current, you'll see what I mean, but they took it in a different direction than I was expecting and I thought they portrayed the character with a lot of dignity.

Its ultimately not that much about boxing.

[abcdefz]

Agree or disagree?

Mickill liked it.

[hpdrifter]

Agree that the performance was good. Disagree that the movie was good.

[mickill]

Yes it was!

Who you gonna believe? Me or somebody who's favorite film of 2007 was Epic Movie?

[hpdrifter]

Yes it was!

Who you gonna believe? Me or somebody who's favorite film of 2007 was Epic Movie?

Woah. Stop right there bud, my favorite film of '07 was by far Rush Hour 3.

[mickill]

Well, that I can respect. Stellar performances by two of Hollywood's finest at the absolute peak of their game plus a mind-numbingly brilliant plot filled with twists, turns and loopy de loops. It was definitely overlooked by the Academy.

[hpdrifter]

Dude, Ratner is sooooo overdue for an award.

[Tone Capone]

I'm waiting for the Tango and Cash sequel (but this time it's personal).

Also, you guys notice the flash backs to the previous movies in these sequels? Like "hey guys, remember when I was in this movie before? Radical huh kids?"

[paul jones]

Rocky Balboa was the lowest price yet in the garage yesterday...£6.99

the lowest I've seen it anywhere so far

[RobMoney$]

The only thing better than Rambo is 10 story tall Rambo (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v304/RobMoney004/NYC045.jpg)