Quick and slightly embarrasing question

[TimDoolan]

Does anyone know if the U.S. government's drug tests for their employees include a nitrous oxide (N2O) screening? Thanks.

[alien autopsy]

just be up front and tell them you were sucking down whipped cream all weekend

[TimDoolan]

Ok, so I couldn't sleep and so I when to the fridge, took a can of reddi whip out and squired the cream into my mouth. Then I just inhaled the nitrous. My eyes rolled up into head and my brain turned to putty. Then only after doing that I thought of my upcoming drug test. I had prided myself about not smoking weed for a couple of months, but that was only because my friends are long gone: drugs are out of the picture. and I'm living in the middle of a fucking suburb right now. Bigger homes for bigger assholes.

[TimDoolan]

Wait a minute, I'm a fucking idiot. Nitrous is legal