View Full Version : Im about due to be hit by a car or something soon
HEIRESS
03-11-2008, 02:26 PM
at xmas I won the gift basket at my gym which included sportwear gift certificates, booze, free dinners and a free massage etc totaling to about 350 dollars worth of crap.
great. woo. I never win.
now last week I went to a bowling thing for charity, which may I add of the evening group (probably about 60 bowlers) I raised the most. my donation total was around 200 bucks. there were companies with like groups of 5 people who raised nowhere near that. people fucking suck.
anyways, it was the last night of this deal and they had draws going on and I ended up winning the grand prize, a 500 dollar gift certificate to the art/book store located at the university here.
andddd thennnnnnn today I got another raise out of the blue. its retarded.
so now Im dumbfounded. I feel like ive had too much good luck in a short time and something bad is going to happen to me now. jesus, im a loser.
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abcdefz
03-11-2008, 02:32 PM
People who have entirely too much money may donate it via paypal to abcdefz1@gmail.com.
Thank you for your support.
alien autopsy
03-11-2008, 03:20 PM
yep, i see it comin. if you perish i'll take the free massage.
beastieangel01
03-11-2008, 03:47 PM
I want to tell you that things will be fine.
I'll still extend my congrats so: congrats! :D you deserve it. you're awesome.
however I've had streaks like this, a year even. Followed by the shittiest luck and year ever.
So I'm a bad person to comment. Sorry. haha. I think you'll be fine though <3
Guy Incognito
03-11-2008, 04:16 PM
why dont you just enter loads more comps, draws etc so that either :
a) you dont win any thus redressing the balance and eliminating your pessimistic need for worrying that somethin really bad will happen
or
b) you win even more, and if this happens just keep entering more until a) happens.
its a crazy win win situation..sort of
alien autopsy
03-11-2008, 06:08 PM
definately by a lottery ticket, cuz yr hot
What do you plan on buying with your certificate? You should ebay a bunch of books and pick up one of those bullet-proof suits. (http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/7838/halosuit6fd717rt6.jpg) Then you can get hit by anything.
Loppfessor
03-12-2008, 10:33 AM
Geeze I don't even like you but I hope you don't get hit by a car or anything like that...just roll with it. I agree you should buy a lotto ticket
MC Moot
03-12-2008, 11:15 AM
in 3's,chica,all things happen in 3's...
paul jones
03-13-2008, 01:53 AM
don't worry about it A
the tight-fisted shits who didn't donate as much will get eaten by 50 foot squids who can walk next week
hitmonlee
03-13-2008, 02:28 AM
did you have a shitload of bad luck last year (being broken into)
well now you have your payback.
HEIRESS
03-13-2008, 08:39 AM
yeah thats true, I was broken into twice and lost about $1500 worth of my stuff. along with the assortment of bad things that occured regarding my brother at the end of the year, so I guess maybe this will just even things out.
Im just bad at having things given to me/winning things. freaks me out for some reason, even receiving presents.
though lopp, you are being nice to me. so this could be yet another sign that the apocalypse is upon us!
sidenote: Ive done 4 or 5 charity things in the past while and Im really enjoying it. im gonna keep this shit up.
Loppfessor
03-13-2008, 10:37 PM
LOL...I wouldn't call saying that I don't want you to get hit by a car being "nice" but hey it's a start...I guess
na§tee
03-14-2008, 03:55 AM
i want to work where heiress works. random pay rises, holidays to nz. i could do that fo shiz. plus i could get to wear a lab coat, and lab coats are awesome. sooooo.. will my non-science degree count, a? : (
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