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camo
03-13-2008, 09:21 AM
Simple really.

Send an email across the office to someone who you can see. Highlight certain words and make them massive. Tell colleagues and wait for the person to open the email.

Sit back and wait.

Eg:
Hey dave are you going to the stopgap at half two? My thumbs killing me I hit it with a hammer twice last night. The second time hurt the most.

(the stop gap is our onsite foodstore)

:rolleyes:
mikizee
03-13-2008, 09:37 AM
I really hope my job is never boring enough that I have to do shit like this to pass the time.
camo
03-13-2008, 09:39 AM
It's not boring you johnson.
abcdefz
03-13-2008, 09:42 AM
Uh........ I don't get it.
camo
03-13-2008, 09:50 AM
basically you can make it look like your collegues screen says something that it doesnt.

(from a distance)
mikizee
03-13-2008, 09:54 AM
Great now ive got bette midler in my head
abcdefz
03-13-2008, 09:58 AM
basically you can make it look like your collegues screen says something that it doesnt.

(from a distance)



"Stop hammer time"?

I still don't get it.
camo
03-13-2008, 10:04 AM
"Stop hammer time"?

I still don't get it.

Hmmm ok. I agree this isn't the funniest thing ever but today has been slow. I have been burning dvds of photography. It's very slow and my computer is having a fit.

We've been talking a lot about office etiquette and boring internal emails came up in the convo.

There is a guy the other end of the office. I have been sending him emails like the one above. I make certain words very large so that from a distance it looks like it say something completely off subject and random.

We have been pissing around seeing who can make the most random words appear from the most mundane email conversation.

My fave so far was 'three nelson mandela'
HEIRESS
03-13-2008, 10:10 AM
your stop is missing a highly important full stop.
abcdefz
03-13-2008, 10:15 AM
Justice empire restaurant.
HEIRESS
03-13-2008, 10:19 AM
this is a favorite drunken campfire game of mine. "see who can come up with the grossest 3 word phrase"

"Greasy Taint Smear" FTW
abcdefz
03-13-2008, 10:25 AM
Spreadable fetus jelly.
na§tee
03-13-2008, 10:31 AM
odiferous masticated clunge
abcdefz
03-13-2008, 10:35 AM
President Hillary Clinton
HEIRESS
03-13-2008, 10:36 AM
Ohhhhh Snaggle Fanged Vaginaaaa A-Z!
abcdefz
03-13-2008, 10:42 AM
There's a movie about that.
camo
03-13-2008, 10:54 AM
caramel clunge burger
abcdefz
03-13-2008, 10:55 AM
What's "clunge"?
camo
03-13-2008, 10:56 AM
a nasty despicable word for a ladies sexy bits
ET
03-14-2008, 01:00 AM
I prefer "Crop Duster" as opposed to STOP HAMMER TIME.

As you're walking across a line of cubicles, let out that fart you've been holding in the last 10 minutes. Everyone wins.