crazy highschool storys

[beastieboysbaby]

does anybody have any?! i'd like to hear some....:p or just, any crazy stories ya got.


c'mon! ;)

[hitmonlee]

stories

when you pluralise words that end in "y", you generally omit the "y" and use "ies"

[taquitos]

this one time, i got thrown down a hill by the football team and then pelted with rocks...then i went home and tried to kill myself.



SAN DIMAS HIGHSCHOOL FOOtBALL RULEZ!!

[taquitos]

honestly i will never understand people who remember grade school as an idyllic time in their lives

[Yetra Flam]

those people generally are assholes. WASN'T HIGH SCHOOL A GREAT AND CRAZYFUN TIME? fuck off. i was busy plotting to murder everyone.

[hitmonlee]

i was not a popular child but i loved school.

having no responsibility=win.
real life=lose.

[russhie]

I liked high school. Some moments were a bit crappy but for the most part I had a great time.

Like Hitmonlee said, compared to life afterwards...high school was pretty bomb, all things considered.

[ET]

How can you start a thread without one of your own? Is high school that boring? I heard that one in four high school girls has an STD. Do you know anyone with an STD?

[abcdefz]

In high school, my hair was thinning out on top. I was founder of a school magazine and had a free pass to walk the halls during class time,
because I would drive to places to get advertising, etc. I was pretty influenced by Diner, so I was wearing nice clothes and a tie.

Anyway. So one day I was walking down the hall and some sophomore ran by me. I called to him to stop, asked him what he was doing,
and sent him to the principal's office.

He went. :D

[kll]

The senior prank my freshman year involved fishing line, grease and picnic tables. It was tradition to steal the Bob from Bob's Big Boy and use it in a creative way for each prank. This particular year, the seniors took all of the picnic tables and put them on the roof of the school in a pyramid style with Big Boy on top. They greased down the tables, which made it very hard (and dangerous) to climb on top - which was their attempt to have the prank last longer than just that day, since the janitors had a hard time disassembling the thing.
The fishing line was horrible, as they strung it from tree to bench to garbage can to door handle, etc., all over the school. Since it's nearly impossible to see, everyone was walking into it and cutting themselves. I remember slicing up the back of my legs when I tripped over it. The school declared this one of the most harmful pranks of all time and warned future seniors that this wouldn't be tolerated.
Our senior year involved a horse and a classroom - Animal House style. Bob's Big Boy stood watch at the door to the classroom. Then we all headed to Catalina Island for Senior Ditch Day.

[hpdrifter]

When I was a freshman I went to someone's house to watch a movie on a Saturday with a bunch of friends. We ended up in the basement taking the "purity test" (lame, I know) and somehow all of us decided to take off our clothes (it was about 10-12 people, girls and guys). Someone dared me to go upstairs and get the movie and just as I was reaching for it on the coffee table the dad walked in the front door.

Absolutely true story. I was 14 and dumb as a post.

[kll]

The dumb part is that you didn't finish the story and tell us what happened!

[hpdrifter]

Well that's because it actually gets worse. His dad kicked us all out, obviously, and we went to another person's house and took all of our clothes off again. Eventually some people started making out and hooking up and then everyone went home.

That story followed me around for the rest of high school. I think I was thought of as a slut, at least for a time, but the reality was I never had sex or even really made out with anyone until I was 19.

[Loppfessor]

What the hell is the purity test??

[russhie]

Isn't that when you run your hands up someone else's inner thigh, waiting for them to say stop? Like some kind of sexual game of chicken?