I need serious help...

[jackrock]

I dropped a baby potato behind the fridge last night, i forgot about it until now. I tried reaching for it but i got something sticky on my arm. I was thinking i could tape a bunch of forks together to achieve maximum reaching distance, but i can't get at a good angle, because of the stove. Also, i will be taking guesses as to how long it will take for the whole basement to smell up/and or some kind of infestation. I'm pretty sure it had butter and maybe a bit of ketchup on it, so this is urgent shit.

[TurdBerglar]

move the fridge?

[jackrock]

fuck that, there's nowhere to move it, there's tons of shit on top, and there's nowhere i can place my self to push it. Unless you want me to pull it toward me, then you can forget it (you've seen the little stickers on vending machines).

Plus I'm lazy.

[TurdBerglar]

cover the cat in duct tape and toss him behind it

[jackrock]

I like that idea, but i don't have a cat. though there is some cat that lingers around the window sometimes, maybe i could use him. Attach forks to him instead, i don't have duct tape. I haven't seen him in a while, so i can't count on him. shit.

[TurdBerglar]

how the fuck do you not have duct tape....


like really


what the fuck

[taquitos]

spear it with a coathanger wire

[TurdBerglar]

you're not really suppose to be helping the kid


what the fuck

[taquitos]

from the sound of it i kinda doubt he's got a coathanger

[TurdBerglar]

good point

[jabumbo]

how the hell did you drop (what appears to be) a cooked and ready to eat potato behind your fridge?


i don't know about you, but that would take some serious skill in my house

[fucktopgirl]

get the potato out of there fast or else, you might have a cockroach infestation.




but moving the fridge is the way to go....

[jackrock]

Coat hanger's not a bad idea. Thanks assholes (y)

[ericlee]

Ask a guy from Idaho.

I'm sure they have a tech support number for taters that have been dropped behind fridges.

[ericlee]

Or drop a huge steak back there with it.

That way you can have a complete meat and potatoe dinner waiting for you in the future.

[jabumbo]

this is the year of the potato you know

[Helvete]

Wow, this is an amazing thread! I mean, the opening post and then some of the replies! Haha!

[abcdefz]

I'd just put down a dish of sour cream and maybe the potato would just run out the other side.

[gbsuey]

you should throw down some twiglets or something that will pass for legs,then call the local zoo-tell them you saw the freakiest looking spider run across the kitchen floor and now it's hiding behind your fridge. they'll come over,move the fridge for you and when they pull out a potato and some fake legs just shrug and tell them it looked like a spider-whadya know-a potato-who'd have thought?. and then ask them to put the fridge back-they probably will. problem solved

[ericlee]

dry hump a pillow.

It won't get the tater from behind the fridge but it sure beats sitting there wondering how you're gonna get it from back there.

[alien autopsy]

I'd just put down a dish of sour cream and maybe the potato would just run out the other side.
lol