Ask mikizee a question

[Kid Presentable]

Did you ever get those puffy dogs?

[MC Moot]

Have you ever struck a kangaroo in anger or with your car?

[mikizee]

Yeah man, puffy dogs rule. Its a sad day in my house when they are not in my freezer.

If you strike a kangaroo in anger, it will likely beat the shit out of you, if you hit one with your car, it will completely total your car and probably yourself too. You don't wanna fuck with them.

[Miho]

What would you say are your more unusual hobbies?

[mikizee]

I'm an obsessive air drummer.

[Waus]

If I were to attack a kangaroo in anger, how should I prepare myself?

[mikizee]

with a shotgun

[Miho]

What exactly does your sigNUTure mean?

[Lex Diamonds]

When are you going to send me free music and weed?

[Miho]

What are you doing AT THIS VERY MOMENT?

[mikizee]

What exactly does your sigNUTure mean?

Those close to me know what it means.

When are you going to send me free music and weed?

Music is on its way, weed might take a little longer.

What are you doing AT THIS VERY MOMENT?

Putting on socks.

[Tzar]

Did you ever get those puffy dogs?
oh man, they iz da bomb.

[TOY]

What are puffy dogs?

[funk63]

am I destined for BBMB infamy?

[mikizee]

What are puffy dogs?

little hotdogs wrapped in puff pastry and baked. Delicious.

am I destined for BBMB infamy?

It's too early to tell. But its not looking good I'm afraid.

[TurdBerglar]

i bet corndogs beat the shit out of puffydogs

[mikizee]

You are wrong, my american friend

[Loppfessor]

Why the hell do I go out on weeknights when I know I have to be to work the next morning and I'll feel like shit?

[mikizee]

Because you are an alcoholic

[Loppfessor]

<does a shot> Sounds bout right...actually I'm just lookin for love

[mikizee]

You already found your love... in whiskey

[Loppfessor]

More like Vodka!

[Guy Incognito]

what was the first song/album you bought?

[mikizee]

Don't know what first album I bought myself but the first album I owned was Michael Jackson Bad on cassette when it came out.

First CD I had was Zooropa by U2.

[Elusive]

is that a tool album cover for your avatar?

[Yetra Flam]

do you really get all the pussy you claim to get?
and if so, why do continue to hit on girls on the internet? shouldn't you be off getting said pussy?

[ericlee]

Would you suck a cock for a million dollars?

[na§tee]

do you beef?

[Guy Incognito]

marge simpson or lois griffin?

[Loppfessor]

do you really get all the pussy you claim to get?
and if so, why do continue to hit on girls on the internet? shouldn't you be off getting said pussy?


Oh! Shit you got served mikizee!! :eek:

[funk63]

It's too early to tell. But its not looking good I'm afraid.

fuck

[russhie]

Can I get away with pashing an 18 year old kid next time i'm out? I'm 23.

[mikizee]

is that a tool album cover for your avatar?

Yes.

do you really get all the pussy you claim to get?
and if so, why do continue to hit on girls on the internet? shouldn't you be off getting said pussy?

Every story I have told on here has been absolutely true. I'm not in the business of telling tall tales on the internet, because people usually see right thru it and it makes you look like a tool. I'm a fairly open and honest person, thats why I have no qualms about talking about my experiences. However I've hit a real drought lately, its been over 2 months now, and I think I have completely lost my mojo. My confidence is at an all time low. I gotta hit the gym again. I don't mean to hit on girls on here, but shit, lots of girls on here are very attractive, and I can be a flirty kinda guy. I know its not gunna get me anywhere, but fuck it. Why you always gotta bring this up? Its a major sticking point for you.

Would you suck a cock for a million dollars?

No. Times that by 10 and I'd at least consider it. Then again, what price can you put on dignity?

[mikizee]

do you beef?

I don't know what that means.

marge simpson or lois griffin?

Lois Griffin definitely.

Can I get away with pashing an 18 year old kid next time i'm out? I'm 23.

Yes of course you can!

[icy manipulator]

if you come to brisbane anytime soon, would you be willing to try a hound dog? its a kabana wrapped in puff pastry

if i were to move overseas to a non english speaking city, which would you recommend?

[mikizee]

if you come to brisbane anytime soon, would you be willing to try a hound dog? its a kabana wrapped in puff pastry

For sure

if i were to move overseas to a non english speaking city, which would you recommend?

Berlin, Germany if you wanted to work or if for pleasure somewhere in upper Italy or Portugal.

[na§tee]

if mikizee was to ask a question which would be unequivocally and honestly answered by, like, god.. what would it be?

p.s. this god knows everything about your past, present and future. choose wisely.

[mikizee]

wow lemme think about that one for a while.

[icy manipulator]

come back in 10 million years

[mikizee]

Yeah I have no idea what I'd ask. Your question is doing my head in. Like, do you mean a personal question or one about greater humanity?

[russhie]

Personal! Greater humanity can go to hell! YAY

[mikizee]

ok well I have a few

Why couldnt i have been made taller?

How about a bigger member?

why are my thoughts my own worst enemy?

why do i feel so awkward all the time?

why am i asking all these things on the internet?

[russhie]

^because nobody's perfect, hun :)

Shortcomings = better person, at the end of the day.

I should know, I've got several :p

[DipDipDive]

Do you remember a time when the city was a great place for architects and debutantes?

[mikizee]

of course

[mikizee]

Any more questions?

Cmon, I'm getting bored here!

[na§tee]

please can you get me an easter bilby? thanks.

p.s. total lolocaust you used a question to the omniscient being to query the size of your dick ; )

[mikizee]

Easter bilby huh, suuurrrre why naat.

And I'm sure there isn't one male in the world that at one point in their lives havent looked down at themselves and asked 'why god, why?' We all have our insecurities, whether they are founded or otherwise.

Having said that I haven't had any complaints in that department :p

But enough about me.

More questions!

[ericlee]

No. Times that by 10 and I'd at least consider it. Then again, what price can you put on dignity?

I'd say yes. Money up front. I'll fuckin take the money and jack the fucker's jaw for even considering having me suck him off.(y)

[BangkokB]

Pi has nothing to do with 4.18 did it? They were just sitting around thinking about some Pie: Pecan, Chocolate Mouse, and Pie with Blueberries on it

I was talking to a person that had a head shaped like a marshmellow and they told me I was crazy. Pi was mathematical and shit. Then they started playing The Main Ingredient~ Everybody Plays the Fool

[ericlee]

What do you think of this song?

http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=audio&file=4onthefloor0703.mp3

[jammytastic]

you have to answer. death is not an option.

beastiality, necrophillia or cophraphillia (sp cant spelllll cant spelllllllllllllllllll)


basically fuck an animal a dead person or have some shit smeared on you as you fuck?

[TurdBerglar]

i'd rather the shit one

[jackrock]

No. Times that by 10 and I'd at least consider it. Then again, what price can you put on dignity?

Sooo... you would suck ten cocks for a million dollars?

[funk63]

why is my limewire so slo :(

[mikizee]

What do you think of this song?

http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=audio&file=4onthefloor0703.mp3

downlaoding it now. One good thing about me eric is that I will always give a brutal and honest yet constructive criticism, that comes from my years of sound engineering.
you have to answer. death is not an option.

beastiality, necrophillia or cophraphillia (sp cant spelllll cant spelllllllllllllllllll)


basically fuck an animal a dead person or have some shit smeared on you as you fuck?

none of the above but I guess the 3rd option is the lesser of 3 evils

why is my limewire so slo :(

Make sure your router is ADSL2 compatible.

[AceFace]

what do you think of "furries"?

[avignon]

little hotdogs wrapped in puff pastry and baked. Delicious.


pigs in a blanket

[mikizee]

Who would win in a fight between a chicken and a bean?

The bean since I would eat the chicken

what do you think of "furries"?

er....

[ericlee]

downlaoding it now. One good thing about me eric is that I will always give a brutal and honest yet constructive criticism, that comes from my years of sound engineering.

oh man, you downloaded it? I put it on an online mp3 host thingy so people won't have to download it.

It's a demo. Very rough, I whipped that one up in like 5 hours, structure lyrics and all. My singing is complete shite. haha.

But you can have that as a reference to look back on once I've made it a solid jam.

[AceFace]

i'm not sure if the answer to my question was more like pleading the 5th. :p

[mikizee]

i'm not sure if the answer to my question was more like pleading the 5th. :p

to be honest i wouldnt have a clue what furries are....

[AceFace]

hahaha. furries are those crazy people that like to do it in animal costumes. they get off on the bunny suits and shit like that.

i threw you for a loop, i guess!

[mikizee]

hahaha. furries are those crazy people that like to do it in animal costumes. they get off on the bunny suits and shit like that.

i threw you for a loop, i guess!

Thats a video I'd like to watch!

OK more questions ppls

The doctor is in

[Yetra Flam]

what's currently happening on home and away?

[mikizee]

I don't watch it.

And I've just spent the last 15 minutes surfing the net looking for forums or websites that detail whats currently happening on the show. Couldn't find anything!

No big tragedy. The show is shithouse.

[Yetra Flam]

delightfully shithouse!


i think that cassie (the orange one) has AIDS. or hepatitis. might need to check with kid p to confirm.

[mikizee]

probably all that tang she's been snorting

[IzzyNYC]

What color should I paint my kitchen?

[AceFace]

do you think i should nap this afternoon? my eyes are so heavy right now. but i have another performance tonight and i don't want to be groggy on stage. help me!

[AceFace]

I'll answer this one for Mikizee.

Yes!

Naps, Cheetos, and see-through underwear are little gifts from God letting us know that he loves us.

well! after my nap i'll have had 2 out of 3 of those! thanks for looking out God!

[hpdrifter]

This may have already been asked but why did Kid P post this thread on behalf of you?

[mikizee]

What color should I paint my kitchen?

Depends what color your cabinets and appliances are. If its all stainless steel like mine a dark navy metallic blue with a white blend goes well.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the cleanest, how clean would you say your underwear are at this very moment?

10, I just put a fresh pair on

I'll answer this one for Mikizee.

Yes!

Naps, Cheetos, and see-through underwear are little gifts from God letting us know that he loves us.

Couldn't have answered it better myself

This may have already been asked but why did Kid P post this thread on behalf of you?

Kid P works in mysterious ways

[Loppfessor]

How can I improve the productivity of an insurance salesmen who claims to be making 6 figures already

[Guy Incognito]

Has this thread taught you anything?

[-T-]

Where am I and how did I get here?

[Guy Incognito]

Home and away is not shithouse. Cassie has Aids, Sally got stabbed (again) had an out of body experierence where she met the original Tom and now has a long lost brother.

What is your favourite TV Prog?

[mikizee]

How can I improve the productivity of an insurance salesmen who claims to be making 6 figures already

Offer him better quality lunches

Has this thread taught you anything?

That I know fuck all about fuck all

Where am I and how did I get here?

You are god's pure and holy thought and you live in his mind, and there is no reason to suffer or lack. Ever.

How did you get here? You were always here. A vibration in the mind of the one true god which is love.

How many board members do you estimate fantasize about sleeping with me...

A) 0-100
B) 101-250
C) 251-1,000
D) 1001+

C

Home and away is not shithouse. Cassie has Aids, Sally got stabbed (again) had an out of body experierence where she met the original Tom and now has a long lost brother.

What is your favourite TV Prog?

Top Gear, without a doubt.

[Guy Incognito]

Top Gear, without a doubt.

What Clarkson, Hammond and the other one from the beeb or are you talking about some aussie thing?


Sometime in the very near future, you will be relocated to the moon to help you get away from everyone asking you questions! You are allowed to take :

One album
One book
One film
One other person


What are you going to take?

[mikizee]

What Clarkson, Hammond and the other one from the beeb or are you talking about some aussie thing?


Sometime in the very near future, you will be relocated to the moon to help you get away from everyone asking you questions! You are allowed to take :

One album
One book
One film
One other person


What are you going to take?

Yes Clarkson Hamster and May.

One other person who happens to be carrying lots of albums, books and a portable DVD player.

[IzzyNYC]

Will camo and djdjdj ever find a way to peacfully co-exist on the BBMB?

[wanton wench]

whats bigger???
a shit ton
or
an ass load

[NoFenders]

Top Gear, without a doubt.

(y):cool:

[mikizee]

Will camo and djdjdj ever find a way to peacfully co-exist on the BBMB?

Yes.

whats bigger???
a shit ton
or
an ass load

An ass is usually bigger than the shit its shitting out, so an ass load is bigger.

[camo]

But taunting him is so much fun.

Who would win in a fight between djdjdjd and his alter ego evil djdjdjd?

[mikizee]

But taunting him is so much fun.

Who would win in a fight between djdjdjd and his alter ego evil djdjdjd?

They would both win and lose simultaneously, otherwise it would majorly disrupt the space time continuum.

[ericlee]

Did you listen to that demo? Admit it, it sucked didn't it.

I took it off my myspace page too. It needs work, I'm thinking of doing it in drop-c.

Also gotta stay away from the Jameson while recording.(!)

[mikizee]

Did you listen to that demo? Admit it, it sucked didn't it.

I took it off my myspace page too. It needs work, I'm thinking of doing it in drop-c.

Also gotta stay away from the Jameson while recording.(!)

To tell you the truth I haven't yet had a proper decent listen.

I'll get back to ya tonight.

[NoFenders]

Is three pieces of cheese too much for a grilled cheese sandwich??? :cool:

[mikizee]

Is three pieces of cheese too much for a grilled cheese sandwich??? :cool:

You can never have too much cheese in a grilled cheese sandwich.

Its just not possible.

[camo]

My toothache is keeping me up at night and I'm not due at the dentists for two weeks. I need help sleeping. What do you recommend?

[icy manipulator]

codiene

[mikizee]

yeah, codeine. lots of it.

mmmmmmmm codeine

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Hi mikizee. I don't think i have ever spoken to you on here...so, um hi. :)

OK. My husband went on a stag party at the weekend and they all ended up in a strip club...and he paid for a lapdance.

Now normally i'm an easy going kinda gal, but this has niggled me. I know that you can't touch the girl but the thought of her gyrating all over him stark naked bothers me just a tad.

Should it bother me? Or am i being just too darn sensitive :o

[Kid Presentable]

It should bother you, even though he did it with no intention of hurting you. My own stag night was the only instance of strippers cropping up in my relationship, and I had free(ish) reign for that one. This incident wasn't his stag night, though.....hmmmm

Cookiepuss will be all over this.

[mikizee]

Hi mikizee. I don't think i have ever spoken to you on here...so, um hi. :)

OK. My husband went on a stag party at the weekend and they all ended up in a strip club...and he paid for a lapdance.

Now normally i'm an easy going kinda gal, but this has niggled me. I know that you can't touch the girl but the thought of her gyrating all over him stark naked bothers me just a tad.

Should it bother me? Or am i being just too darn sensitive :o

Hmmmm.

I don't think its a major deal but you are right, its not 100% good either.

Whats his attitude to the situation? How did you find out? Did he tell you?

[Yorkshire~Rose]

He told me the morning after. He said "we ended up in a lapdancing club last night" and i said "did you have a dance?", expecting him to say no. And he said "yes".

I told him i was a bit pissed off about it, and he said "everyone had one" (even his DAD who was also on the stag night!!). He said it was just a laugh and i suppose he didn't want to be the only one who didn't have one.

[mikizee]

I'd let this one slide then. I mean, if his old man had one, it definitely looks like everyone did. He prob just wanted to be one of the boys and not be left out.

I'da probably done the same thing to be honest.

And he was upfront and told you about it. Most lapdances are pretty ordinary and not incredibly sexy i've found anyway.

[mikizee]

What the hell, this thread was at the end of the second page, *bump*

Some more questions, anybody. I'm bored

[na§tee]

how do you cope with the stupifying fucking heat of your city?

personally, anything over 23C i would get myself in a bath of ice and stay there all day.

[mikizee]

how do you cope with the stupifying fucking heat of your city?

personally, anything over 23C i would get myself in a bath of ice and stay there all day.

You get used to it after a while. It has been really nice this week, dropped all the way down to 19, now its around 26-28 all week.

But yeah, 40 degrees is fucking hot no matter which way you look at it. Its a different kind of heat here too, in adelaide anyway there is fuck all humidity wo its a real dry heat, and with the hole in the ozone layer you can feel the sun's rays directly burning your skin instantly, kinda like opening the door of an oven.

I remember some friends coming over from the UK and they couldn't believe how their skin burned red within minutes.

[MC Moot]

Did Steve Irwin have it coming?...plus have you ever urinated on a jellyfish sting?

[camo]

The Mrs wants to create a scrapbook/photo album of all of our outings and stuff (god this is cringy) but I'm famously camera shy. I don't want to have some cool days out ruined by me having to dodge the camera. What should I do?

[Guy Incognito]

which current premiership player has won the champions league, uefa cup, premier league and has played for an english club that has been relegated from the premier league?

[mikizee]

Did Steve Irwin have it coming?...plus have you ever urinated on a jellyfish sting?

I didn't think he had it coming. The myth that urine helps a jellyfish sting has been largely debunked.

The Mrs wants to create a scrapbook/photo album of all of our outings and stuff (god this is cringy) but I'm famously camera shy. I don't want to have some cool days out ruined by me having to dodge the camera. What should I do?

Don't be camera shy anymore. Problem solved.

which current premiership player has won the champions league, uefa cup, premier league and has played for an english club that has been relegated from the premier league?

Robert Mugabe

[Yetra Flam]

how do i stop using ghetto-esque terminology? i have picked some phrases and words up from the people i work with, and it sounds really fuckin stupid with my accent. make me stop it, son.

[Guy Incognito]

which current premiership player has won the champions league, uefa cup, premier league and has played for an english club that has been relegated from the premier league?





Robert Mugabe

close - its an african. anyone else care to have a shot at it.

[hitmonlee]

dear mikizee, how come i always end up being the "other woman"? is it a vibe i give off? i'm sick of feeling sorry for girls who have bfs who lie about the fact they have a gf. my housemate thinks i should feel no guilt or anger and just be happy i got laid. do you agree?

[mikizee]

dear mikizee, how come i always end up being the "other woman"? is it a vibe i give off? i'm sick of feeling sorry for girls who have bfs who lie about the fact they have a gf. my housemate thinks i should feel no guilt or anger and just be happy i got laid. do you agree?

I prefer victimless sex

Then again, getting laid never fails to make me happy, so be happy. I broke my 3 month drought last night. YYYEEESSSSSSSSSSSS.

[mikizee]

how do i stop using ghetto-esque terminology? i have picked some phrases and words up from the people i work with, and it sounds really fuckin stupid with my accent. make me stop it, son.

quit your job and instead spend your day inside watching home and away DL's off the net.

[Guy Incognito]

why is it that i have put a nicotine patch on for the first time today and now cant think about anything other smoking?

[mikizee]

Quitting's difficult. Put on another patch.

[Guy Incognito]

Quitting's difficult. Put on another patch.

no way man - i'll tough it out. If i put more patches on i will end up developing a 20 patch a day habit! and they are more expensive.

Do you smoke?
Have you quit?
If so, give me one piece of advice to help me quit.

[icy manipulator]

will adelaide always be plagued as having Lleyton Hewitt as the most famous person to come from the city

[Dorothy Wood]

why is icy manipulator constantly talking about tennis stars when nobody else gives a shit?

[icy manipulator]

why does dorothy wood keep making threads about being a dumb fucking slut?

[Dorothy Wood]

why does icy manipulator keep making threads about how to make his shriveled peanut of a dick bigger?

[camo]

get a room

[mikizee]

will adelaide always be plagued as having Lleyton Hewitt as the most famous person to come from the city

What about Anthony La Paglia?

[taquitos]

do you ever feel like a pompous ass?

[AceFace]

i need a vacay. can i come crash at your place?

[mikizee]

do you ever feel like a pompous ass?

No.

If that was an insult directed at me, do you ever wish you actually had a penis?

If it wasn't, disregard.

i need a vacay. can i come crash at your place?

Sure, why not. Never met anyone from the BBMB before.

[Yetra Flam]

vacay? who says vacay?

[Lyman Zerga]

vacay? who says vacay?

best question so far

[Dorothy Wood]

lots of people say that. my mom says it.

usually I say, "I need a vay kay she own eh".

[mikizee]

Ive never heard anyone say that.

[ericlee]

hey, remember the thread I made about my wife and I needing to jet off somewhere different?

It's about that time and I remember you posted a link of jobs that we can get. Like a dumbass, I didn't save it.

[mikizee]

Like a dumbass I can't remember what I showed you.

I'll try to remember.

[ericlee]

Like a dumbass I can't remember what I showed you.

I'll try to remember.

Well, at least we don't look so bad as a pair of single dumbasses. I'm just too fuckersd up to go searching for the thread.

Good looking out though. You had some very interesting job posts on it.

[mikizee]

Well, at least we don't look so bad as a pair of single dumbasses. I'm just too fuckersd up to go searching for the thread.

Good looking out though. You had some very interesting job posts on it.

I sent you a PM with details.

But, you probably already know that.

[jackrock]

Do you think proctologists like anal sex? Or are the vehemently against it?

[Freebasser]

Jackrock is the most sexually perverse child I've ever known.

[MC Moot]

A great white shark recently killed a tri-athelete training in the pacific off the coast of California...the first such fatality in over 50 years...which water hazard are you most wary of as a water bathing Aussy...

Rip-tides
Jellyfish sting
Sharks
Crocodiles
Poisonus water snakes
Drunks in gas powered water vehicles

[icy manipulator]

A great white shark recently killed a tri-athelete training in the pacific off the coast of California...the first such fatality in over 50 years...which water hazard are you most wary of as a water bathing Aussie...

Rip-tides
Jellyfish sting
Sharks
Crocodiles
Poisonus water snakes
Drunks in gas powered water vehicles

i dont know about southern states but box jellyfish are the biggest killers of the sea in queensland. up in townsville where my parents are from they line bottles of vinegar all along beach, and the net that ppl are meant to swim in are for protection from jellyfish not sharks. man its been ages since i've been to the beach

[mikizee]

Ahh the box jellyfish. The deadliest creature on earth.

Its remarkably unprepossessing - a translucent box shaped blob, six or eight inches high, with threadlike tentacles several feet long trailing off beneath it. Like all jellyfish, it is all but brainless, but its lethality is unbelievable. The tentacles of a box jellyfish carry enough wallop to kill a roomful of people, yet they live exclusively on tiny krill like shrimp - creatures that hardly require a great deal of violent subduing. As ever in the curious world of Australian biology, no one knows why they evolved such extravagant toxicity.

As quoted by a box jellyfish curator, Phil Aldersale, who was stung on a very small spot on the underside of his wrist - 'The only thing I can compare it to is if you took a lit cigarette and held it to your skin - held it there a goodish long while, maybe thirty seconds. Thats what it felt like. You get stung from time to time by various things in my line and I can tell you I've never felt anything like it.'

So what would a couple of yards of tentacles feel like?

'If you tried to imagine the worst pain possible, it would be beyond that. You're dealing with pain of an order of magnitude well past anything most people have ever experienced.'



Having said that we don't get box jellyfish down here, so rips and sharks are what to fear. Lots of great white sharks around here.

I did get stung on my nutsack by sea lice once. That stung a little.

Also have stepped on a sting ray. It was slippery and scared the shit out of me.

[mikizee]

Do you think proctologists like anal sex? Or are the vehemently against it?

I like to think they would be all for it.

[icy manipulator]

Also have stepped on a sting ray. It was slippery and scared the shit out of me.

i was hydrophobic for many years because i jumped on top of a manta ray. but they fucking huge and when you're 8 years old they're the most terrifying thing in the world

[hitmonlee]

stingers are pretty fucking annoying too, can barely swim at rottnest, my ex got one all over his chest/inner arm, it left huge blue vein like marks... crazy.

and also blue ring octopus. everyone thinks they are so pretty....

[mikizee]

The doctor is in

[russhie]

Why is it that my friend gets more play than me even though she is not interested in men other than her lush? Also, why did that idiot never call for seconds? Oh ye of great wisdom!

[mikizee]

Because he's obviously retarded.

Lemme take you out on the town babycakes.

[mikizee]

I'm bored.

[camo]

Miki dude, I've got sore teeth (or lack of) and I'm sick of eating soup. What soft foodstuffs do you recommend for an extremely sore mouth?

[hpdrifter]

I got a bad sunburn this weekend. What can I do to prevent it from peeling and help it even out a little (I'm splotchy)?

[hpdrifter]

Also, I banged my calf on the coffee table this weekend and I have a monster bruise. I plan to wear shorts a lot this weekend, is there any way to help this bruise fade more quickly?

[na§tee]

Miki dude, I've got sore teeth (or lack of) and I'm sick of eating soup. What soft foodstuffs do you recommend for an extremely sore mouth?
ANGEL DELIGHT!

[mikizee]

Miki dude, I've got sore teeth (or lack of) and I'm sick of eating soup. What soft foodstuffs do you recommend for an extremely sore mouth?

mashed potato with diced bacon and gravy. Mmmmmm.

I got a bad sunburn this weekend. What can I do to prevent it from peeling and help it even out a little (I'm splotchy)?

Aloe vera and lots of it. Or a a decent moisturiser made for psoriasis and eczema, the good shit you can only get at a drug store. As for evening out, a little fake tan?

Also, I banged my calf on the coffee table this weekend and I have a monster bruise. I plan to wear shorts a lot this weekend, is there any way to help this bruise fade more quickly?

Not really, chuck some foundation on it like you were trying to hide a hickey you got in high school.

[camo]

ANGEL DELIGHT!

I did I did!!! I had butterscotch flavour and I was 10 all over again. I was awesome (y)(y)(y)

[na§tee]

I did I did!!! I had butterscotch flavour and I was 10 all over again. I was awesome (y)(y)(y)
:cool:

butterscotch flavour is the shit. tastilicious. mm mmm mmmm. god, now i want some. i haven't seen them in years. right, that's it. off to tesco after work.

[camo]

aww you didn't correct my typo. Now I am sad :(

[na§tee]

sorry, i was too overwhelmed by angel delight joy. i thought you genuinely meant you, yourself, was awesome, not it. he who eats the holy angel delight is awesome.

[camo]

I did feel awesome when I ate it!

How could I have neglected to eat something so wonderful over the years? I'm so sorry angel delight. I will never defect to yoghurt based desserts again. Muller corners will never corner me into a purchase through a 4 for £2 deal again.

Shame on me.