Drunk Talk

[NoFenders]

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative

2. Preliminary

3. Proliferation

4. Cinnamon


THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity

2. Anti-constitutionalistically

3. Passive-aggressive disorder

4. Transubstantiate





THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.

2. Nope, no more booze for me!

3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.

5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.

7. I'm not interested in fighting you.

8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!

9. Where is the next bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.

10. I must be going now. I have to work tomorrow

[cubsfirstplace]

haha, what a hoot

[ET]

11. It is getting hot in here. Refrain from taking off all your clothes. You are getting so hot yet you should not take your clothes off.

[p-branez]

what seems to be the officer problem?
-randy marsh.

[afronaut]

4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.



Weird, whenever I get drunk, I always seem to crave Taco Bell. Does this happen to people other than me?

[Dorothy Wood]

when I was a teenager, my friends and I used to try to be the last car in line for the drive thru at taco bell because they'd give you free soda pop if you were. we ate a lot of taco bell at 2:05 a.m. probably not such a good idea. we weren't even drunk.

there aren't enough taco bells in this town, I think because of all the taquerias. I haven't been to one in at least a year. that's probably good though.

[monkey]

i dont drink all that much. but i taco bell. boy do i <3 the bell. and you know who got me started on this? adrockmelanie and her taco bell love. :p