People are fucked up

[TOY]

So where I work, we receive orders by mail. Anyway, this guy sent in an order form, and he also included an order form for porn. But not just ANY porn.. Beastiality! "Bobby's Dog", "Hot Dogs"... There were pictures, and I couldn't stop looking. I felt really sad for the puppies and ponies, and the women stupid enough to do such a thing. :( I love animals, but not like that.

I can totally understand, you know, the norm. But Christ! That shit's messed up. I'm not a huge fan of PETA ('cause they're kinda crazy), but I was seriously considering sending it off to 'em- credit card info and all!

Not even a day later I opened ANOTHER order from the same fucker, and same thing. I saved it in my desk 'cause I'm so-so tempted to send him off a bag of doggy biscuits, but I know I'll probably get caught or whatever, so maybe the PETA-thing wouldn't be such a bad idea.

[mikizee]

thats fucked

horse porn is way better than puppy porn

[HotAndWet]

You could try maybe the aspca or humane society? I'm not exactly sure who would take care of it, but there are some animal places that aren't bat-shit crazy like peta.

[Auton]

i'm just waiting for freeb to post that one dog porn story

[ericlee]

I'd say this looks like a job for McGruff but this sicko would probably try to rape him.

[cookiepuss]

so wait...your work sells animal porn, or this guy just mistakenly sent in his porn order form with your works order form for other items? but he did it twice?...so that can't be a mistake....but it might be interpreted as sexual harassment or something if your buisness does not sell any kind of adult films.

Oh hey, but if a woman wants to let a donkey fuck her that's her right, you know! As long as the donkey is consenting I don't see a problem with this. *sticks tounge in cheek*

yes. I'm fucking kidding.

[Bob]

where do you work exactly?

[funk63]

I'd say this looks like a job for McGruff but this sicko would probably try to rape him.


sic that forest fire bear guy on him i doubt hed try and rape an upright bear in pants.

[jackrock]

i'm just waiting for freeb to post that one dog porn story

Yes. That was fucking hilarious.

[afronaut]

Stop fucking with my mail.

[ericlee]

sic that forest fire bear guy on him i doubt hed try and rape an upright bear in pants.


I dont think Smokey really cares as long as he's not setting forest fires.

I think Hong Kong Fuey could kick this guy's ass though.

[funk63]

I dont think Smokey really cares as long as he's not setting forest fires.

I think Hong Kong Fuey could kick this guy's ass though.


Smokey thats it. ya ure probly right.