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Laserface
03-30-2008, 12:51 PM
whatever happened to that stand-up you were supposed to do? just wondering how that turned out for you.
Bob
03-30-2008, 01:42 PM
i decided that i was not confident in my act or my ability to present it so i pussied out
Planetary
03-30-2008, 02:15 PM
(y)
adam_f
03-30-2008, 02:29 PM
Dear Bob,

Grow balls.

Sincerely,
adam_f
Bob
03-30-2008, 02:32 PM
i don't regret it really
Planetary
03-30-2008, 02:51 PM
:D
yeahwho
03-30-2008, 02:59 PM
I tried it once, the guy who had five minutes before me was hilarious so I sucked. He actually filled a hot water bottle and faked peeing his pants before leaving stage.

How was I gonna top that? Crap on the stage?
Bob
03-30-2008, 03:47 PM
real pee
HEIRESS
03-30-2008, 04:55 PM
yeah, you shoulda taken a ba-dump-chhhhhh
DipDipDive
03-30-2008, 07:53 PM
yeah, you shoulda taken a ba-dump-chhhhhh

HAHAHA.

:o
alien autopsy
03-30-2008, 10:48 PM
yeah, you shoulda taken a ba-dump-chhhhhh
lol
mikizee
03-31-2008, 03:54 AM
I dated a newsreader once.

First time we had sex, as soon as we started she announced -

'this just in..... your penis!'

we laughed and laughed.
Videodrome
03-31-2008, 09:20 AM
you should of married her on the spot. Especially if that was the first time.
you can't buy that kind of comedy for a $100 in a dark alley. that's for sure.