View Full Version : I've got my very first black eye!
Caribou
04-02-2008, 09:11 AM
Yes, I'm finally in with the tough guys.
Went to a Kaizers Orchestra gig last night in Amsterdam and they were absolutely awesome, but 2 guys in the crowd were so drunk and jumping into people all the time. After telling them 3 times to fuck off, I got a bit agressive and started violently pushing them away. One of the guys then punched me right in the face, nearly breaking my specs. The stupid thing was the twat ran away! What a little wimp.
Anyhoo, I didn't want it to ruin the show for me, so I didn't run after him, and everyone was on my side so that was cool, but now my cheek/eye is all blue :'(
Tonight I'm gonna see the Kaizers again. Hope there'll be no fighting this time.
Lex Diamonds
04-02-2008, 09:19 AM
He broke your specs??!!! What a wimp! Oh well, at least now you're in with the tough guys. (y)
AceFace
04-02-2008, 09:23 AM
i had two black eyes once. i was at a KICK ASS new years party at a squat. there were some really good punk bands playing. i was really getting into The Midnight Creeps. a pit started and i was just drunk enough to feel invincible. i got all in there dancing and a crazy chain reaction of falls started. i happened to be the last one "hit" and this girl's elbow connected with my nose. broke it.
the next day i had two black eyes!
that was still the best party i've ever been to.
put ice on that bruise!
oh hey! i must be in with the tough guys, too!
Lex Diamonds
04-02-2008, 09:31 AM
The only time I've had a black eye was when I got jumped by a gang outside a New Year's Eve party. I was 15 and I got with a few girls, one of them had this ex who was at the party and was the jealous type. She told me to ease up when we were getting it on in front of him but I was pretty drunk and I shouted something like "fuck him" and carried on. I was in the toilet getting brain when the countdown happened, I stepped out and found that her ex had called his crew and they were waiting for me outside. I left through the back but they caught up with me and I took a little beating. I've still got a chipped tooth to remember that night by. Happy memories. :)
AceFace
04-02-2008, 09:34 AM
hey both our black eyes were on new years! kinda weird.
My first black eye was on my 16th birthday. Someone threw a can at me and it busted a big cut right above my eye. It swelled up to the size of a baseball and I had to get 7 stitches.
The second time was a couple of months ago when I stumbled into my side table and hit the corner.
Lex Diamonds
04-02-2008, 09:54 AM
My first black eye was on my 16th birthday. Someone threw a can at me and it busted a big cut right above my eye. It swelled up to the size of a baseball and I had to get 7 stitches.
The second time was a couple of months ago when I stumbled into my side table and hit the corner.
Nice to see you're still partying hard. Rock on!
i had two black eyes once.
I wonder...
Yes, I'm finally in with the tough guys.
Went to a Kaizers Orchestra gig last night in Amsterdam and they were absolutely awesome, but 2 guys in the crowd were so drunk and jumping into people all the time. After telling them 3 times to fuck off, I got a bit agressive and started violently pushing them away. One of the guys then punched me right in the face, nearly breaking my specs. The stupid thing was the twat ran away! What a little wimp.
Anyhoo, I didn't want it to ruin the show for me, so I didn't run after him, and everyone was on my side so that was cool, but now my cheek/eye is all blue :'(
Tonight I'm gonna see the Kaizers again. Hope there'll be no fighting this time.
Jesus! :(
Loppfessor
04-02-2008, 10:42 AM
Hey I also got a New Year's black eye story too...I was at my first "formal" party with a bunch of homies from my home town. We were all in suits and such. Meanwhile I got shiiiiiity drunk I'm talkin wasted. Well sometimes when I drink too much I become a bit of a shit talker. I guess I had been jawing off to this dude all night talkin all sorts of shit (I don't remember it) So at one point I guess he threw a beer at me then tackled me and proceeded to punch me in the face multiple times....I don't recall most of it but that's what my friends told me. I was pretty busted up the next day though.
Caribou
04-02-2008, 10:46 AM
Jesus! :(
Oh well, I'm a tough cookie. :D
My first black eye was on my 16th birthday. Someone threw a can at me and it busted a big cut right above my eye. It swelled up to the size of a baseball and I had to get 7 stitches.
The second time was a couple of months ago when I stumbled into my side table and hit the corner.
I bet you told everyone 'You should see the other guy' about that last one. Sheesh.
I actually caused a black eye once, by smoking near a friend and he as a joke did a dramatic backing away thing and bumped his head on the corner of a table. I felt kinda bad about that, but I laughed, obviously.
DandyFop
04-02-2008, 12:09 PM
Be sure you annunciate when telling people this because in improv class we were
talking about something and a guy said Yeah that 6 year old went home with a black guy.
It was very confusing and we did not realize until a few minutes later that he was not a pervert after all.
avignon
04-02-2008, 12:13 PM
I had my first and hopefully last black eye a few years ago. I was screaming at my boyfriend and he punched me in the eye.
By the way, there will always be a slight line under your eye now. It will look like one eye always has a bag under it.
AceFace
04-02-2008, 12:15 PM
I wonder...
HA!
there will always be a slight line under your eye now. It will look like one eye always has a bag under it.
say what??
Caribou....if the bag under your eye thing is true, you may have to ask someone else to punch your other eye so the bags under them will be symmetrical.
avignon
04-02-2008, 12:20 PM
say what??
Caribou....if the bag under your eye thing is true, you may have to ask someone else to punch your other eye so the bags under them will be symmetrical.
It's very slight and no one really sees it until I point it out.
Loppfessor
04-02-2008, 01:25 PM
I had my first and hopefully last black eye a few years ago. I was screaming at my boyfriend and he punched me in the eye.
By the way, there will always be a slight line under your eye now. It will look like one eye always has a bag under it.
Damn who hit you Mike Tyson??...
abcdefz
04-02-2008, 01:29 PM
I don't think I've ever had a black eye. Broken nose, concussion, skull fracture, broken finger, broken toe, broken ribs, broken heart, but
no black eye.
ericlee
04-02-2008, 01:49 PM
I got my first black eye at a Hanson concert.
Little fuckers went crazy when "mmmm-bop" came on.
I got my first black eye at a Hanson concert.
Little fuckers went crazy when "mmmm-bop" came on.
Seriously? (You seeing Hanson?)
My sister's a fan, and I know for fact their fans are fucking nutbags.
ericlee
04-02-2008, 02:55 PM
Seriously? (You seeing Hanson?)
My sister's a fan, and I know for fact their fans are fucking nutbags.
haha. I was like 26 or so when that song came out. Any 26 year old at their concert would either be a parent or pedo.
Dorothy Wood
04-02-2008, 03:12 PM
I got a slightly black eye from getting hit in the face with a basketball. I was goofing off and spinning and throwing the ball like a discus at the basket in high school and it ricocheted off the rim into my eye and knocked me to the ground. it was pretty funny at the time.
I want a real black eye. I want to be a tough guy :(
Caribou
04-02-2008, 06:36 PM
haha. I was like 26 or so when that song came out. Any 26 year old at their concert would either be a parent or pedo.
I can sing the first Hanson album along...word for word. :(
I'm not proud of it, but hey, we're sharing moments here so I thought it'd be ok.
PS: Here's a pic of My Eye/Cheek (http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l170/Caribooo/blauwig.jpg).
vBulletin® v3.6.7, Copyright ©2000-2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.