'Ey up!

[Freebasser]

'Ow do?

This 'ere's th'read whurr yallaf'ot torque in uh gnawvunn axxunt! Abowt fookin tahm un ahhll! *gores shopp fo't bahh pearpuh*

Ennehwun wut torques in enneh uvvoh axunt c'n get th'fook owt an' tek therr bluddeh ponseh arses dahn t'watfud wiv al'trest o't suvvun skum! Wott serrh thee, lad?

[abcdefz]

Σκέφτομαι ότι είναι χρόνος για ένα νέο πληκτρολόγιο. (y)

[Yorkshire~Rose]

By 'eck luv! It's reight nice to see this 'ere norvun stuff on 'ere like.
Aye, ya wunt cadge us a coupla knicker wud ya? Am friggin' pink lint.

[Freebasser]

Σκέφτομαι ότι είναι χρόνος για ένα νέο πληκτρολόγιο. (y)

I dorhnt unduhhstand wot yer seyyen, ya greht jesseh. Wah dunt ya trah tekken yur 'ed out yerrarsse un speekin proppuh, lahke?


By 'eck luv! It's reight nice to see this 'ere norvun stuff on 'ere like.
Aye, ya wunt cadge us a coupla knicker wud ya? Am friggin' pink lint.

Eee, lass - thassa greht axxunt yer sportin' thurr. Ya shud beh prowd, luvv!

[ericlee]

I may be your uncle but I'm still your daddy!!

[Caribou]

Omg, I can actually understand what you're saying. :(

I ehnt ehven frum yahr cuntreh. :(:(:( (pardon the crap accent)

[funk63]

right then. so i seriously cant comprehend this.

[ericlee]

q-what do rednecks do for halloween?

A-pump kin

[Freebasser]

I ehnt ehven frum yahr cuntreh.

Y'erhnt frum rownd 'ere, arr yuh? :/

right then. so i seriously cant comprehend this.

S'fair simpul rerrleh, y' jus' a'fot lern ow'fot torque wi'a birrovva swagguh, an' beforr ya know it, yull be torquin jus' lahke me mairt bazzuh frum stretfud!

[Freebasser]

I may be your uncle but I'm still your daddy!!

Is thee a poof or summat?

[funk63]

Y'erhnt frum rownd 'ere, arr yuh? :/



S'fair simpul rerrleh, y' jus' a'fot lern ow'fot torque wi'a birrovva swagguh, an' beforr ya know it, yull be torquin jus' lahke me mairt bazzuh frum stretfud!

hahaha oh i totally get it know.

[Caribou]

Y'erhnt frum rownd 'ere, arr yuh? :/


Nah, bu' of all't tahmes ah woz in't U-keh, ahve bin in yaahkshuh 'tmost.

I've actually been told by complete strangers I sound northern. :(

[Lex Diamonds]

Gif orver torquin lak uh bluddy Yorkeh. Ayym frum Rochhdayyl. :)

[Helvete]

Eh I say, lad. Av any of ye bastids sen me fookin' whippet on t'string? Went don t'shops afta suppin' t'ale an' som of betteh's hotpot down t'rovers an by 'eck, I dint but bloody lose t'bugger!

[taquitos]

why'ant ahll yuhs english taaype fellers gwon ah ett ah fuhkun setta bahlls

[Guy Incognito]

eeh ba gum. ahll goo t'futt owa stares. appen thees med a crackin fred free.

[Helvete]

eeh ba gum. ahll goo t'futt owa stares. appen thees med a crackin fred free.

But that's how you normally speak.

[Guy Incognito]

But that's how you normally speak.

:D

fair do's

[Bob]

i can understand your language but i can't speak it