Weirdo

[ms.peachy]

So this town where I'm staying, it's basically a pretty nice town but it's got it's dodgy area. It's referred to locally as "the Hollows" and even that area is fine in the daytime really, but I wouldn't walk around there on my own at night. But so today I was walking along on the border-ish of that neighbourhood, and I see this guy kinda leaning up against a low wall just ahead, and I can see he's eyeballing me. Now it's broad daylight, a really wide busy street (too busy for me to just cross over), and I didn't feel 'unsafe' so I just kept walking.

As I pass him, he says "Hey lady, yawanaksnvglkhnobihbjkrbnmbnrbnk?"

I'm like, huh? Because I really didn't quite catch what he said, but it sure sounded like "Hey lady, you wanna sit on my big black cock?" but really, I was not at all certain that I'd heard correctly. So I'm like, OK, what the hell, and I smiled really brightly and put on a bit of an English accent (cuz, you know, I can do that now) and say "Oo, terribly sorry sir I didn't quite hear you, what was that?"

So he looks a little alarmed, looks down and says it again, except he's mumbling even more now, and he said (really fast) "Iseddyawanasimbbbgloanagk" and I still can't make it out entirely but I am nearly certain it's "I said do ya wanna sit on my big black cock".

I kind of waved my hands helplessly and said "Really I am so sorry, I'm not from around here and I do have a difficult time understanding sometimes, I didn't catch that?"

So he says - really loud "Forget it, lady!" and shakes his head and walks away!

[mikizee]

peachy 1, weird guy 0.

[Loppfessor]

^yeah right! She just missed a chance to sit on his big black cock!

[TurdBerglar]

hahahaha

[paul jones]

Freebasser escaped again?

[AceFace]

^yeah right! She just missed a chance to sit on his big black cock!
HAHAHAHA. oh that made me lol!

[TOY]

I get encounters like that on a regular basis! It's fun...sometimes.

Just last Thursday a man asked me "You ever been with a black man before? I see you downtown all of the time, and damn, you need a black man to treat that ass right- y'know? How 'bout giving me your number?"

"You all right, girl? You always look so.. Disorganized."

^Ha! That last line was the best.


There's also this dude who waits at the bus stop, and he always makes me feel very uncomfortable.

I'll usually get there after him, and he'll be around a group of people a few walks away- standing. But it seems (unless I'm imagining things) he'll make it a mission to squat down beside me as CLOSE as he can get. I don't know if he's sniffing my ass or what, but it's freaky. So I'll walk away and stand right next to the most normal-looking man I can find, which has seemed to work. :cool:


I tell my sister all of the time. Not that she's naive or anything, but she tends to get snippy. In situations like yours and mine, it's always best you remain very cool. You don't know when or if people like that'll snap.

[funk63]

u guys should carry guns. if i was with you there would be some broken necks from my dropkicking of necks.

[ericlee]

maybe he has a big black rooster that needs babysitted.

Ladies always have to think we're a bunch of pervs.

[Bob]

maybe he has a big black rooster that needs babysitted.

Ladies always have to think we're a bunch of pervs.

you should be a defense attorney

[ericlee]

you should be a defense attorney


Only if they randomly play the theme song for Night Court during my hearings.

[b i o n i c]

excellent :D

[avignon]

At work I have to check in deliveries and there's one guy who I can't stand. First, he's a loud-mouthed racist. He's always talking shit like it's "them against us" nudge nudge "us white folks gotta stick together" wink wink. And I always just ignore him and kinda play dumb about it all, because getting along with him will make both our jobs go smoother. But some people understand being cordial as flirting, I guess. So every time he showed up with a delivery, he got a little more inappropriate. He would call me beautiful or sexy or something. And I would just kinda roll my eyes and make that "cut it out" face, thinking he'd get the hint. Then he starts throwing his arm around me and pinning my face in between his sweaty armpit and his huge tit. I've not dealt with him again. I have twelve men on my crew and when that driver shows up, they deal with him. When he asks for me, they say I'm unavoidable.

[ms.peachy]

When he asks for me, they say I'm unavoidable.

Erm... really?

[abcdefz]

You can have my big black cock when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

Just sayin'.

[avignon]

oops.
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Geez Louise, Peachy! You are so my Seinfeld moment.

[ms.peachy]

LOL I will probably have to walk back by that same place tomorrow. I kinda hope that dude's there hanging out again, so I can smile at him and say "Oh, hello!"

[mickill]

Maybe he said, "Hey lady, you wanna hit of this big crack rock?"

[avignon]

I think it was a cry for help. He actually said, "My mother didn't reallly love me and now I harbor feelings of inadequacy and I'm afraid of women. Please be kind to my inner child."

[ms.peachy]

Maybe he said, "Hey lady, you wanna hit of this big crack rock?"

Damn. :( Talk about 'missed opportunities'. That would have been sweeeeet.

[mickill]

If you walk past him again you should mumble something like, "Hey man, you wanna sit under my big white ass?"

And just as he goes, "huh?", throw hot coffee at his crotch.