I made pee pee on the floor

[ericlee]

and got a ticket.

Coming home from the bar and decided I better piss before I got on the train. I walked into a little pizza joint and asked if they had a bathroom and they said yeah but I had to buy something.

I ordered a slice, ate it and asked where the bathroom was. They told me it was out of order.

I was steamed. Walked into the bathroom and pissed right on the floor. Told them go ahead and called the cops, I'll wait.

The cops came and I told them I was swindled. They told the guy that was pretty messed up of him but they had to give me a ticket.

I didn't get the ticket. They wrote the ticket but I'm not sure if they'll mail it or what.

Hehe, when the cops came he said I made pee pee on his floor.

[abcdefz]

What do you think sinks are for?

[MC Moot]

I'm encouraged that depspite all of Giuliani's efforts to make the city homogenized and hygenic,Ericlee is still kepping New Yawk true to it's inhabitants...

p.s: Ya barred ya bastid!

[ericlee]

I'm encouraged that depspite all of Giuliani's efforts to make the city homogenized and hygenic,Ericlee is still kepping New Yawk true to it's inhabitants...

p.s: Ya barred ya bastid!


He's lucky I didn't have to shit.

[MC Moot]

He's lucky I didn't have to shit.

actually you lucky you didn't pull that in Sal's...your dick would constitute the sausage special...

[Bob]

normally i'd say that's a messed up thing to do but honestly what did that guy expect to happen? i'd say he's learned a valuable lesson and all it cost him was a little mopping

[Yetra Flam]

dude, piss between the cars on the train.

[funk63]

What do you think sinks are for?


exactly! i always pee in the sink.

[beastiegirrl101]

yay! I'm in the pee on the floor and get a ticket club!!

(only I got arrested)

[ericlee]

yay! I'm in the pee on the floor and get a ticket club!!

(only I got arrested)

Cool! What is your story?

I'm not sure what my outcome will be. I think the cops just went through tue actions to make him happy. I imagine they would have given me the ticket on spot.

[jabumbo]

was it a famous rays? original rays? famous original rays?



or maybe it was just a regular rays?

[ericlee]

was it a famous rays? original rays? famous original rays?



or maybe it was just a regular rays?

I think it was ray rays.

[ericlee]

dude, piss between the cars on the train.


I've done that on a few occasions. Didn't like it all loud as hell. I was also pretty wasted cause the place I do open mics at likes to shove Jameson down my throat. I'm just gonna have to take a rain check next time.

I couldn't wait for the train either. I was now or it will be in my pants.

[Randetica]

he was asking for it so you did what you had to do (y)
pee on my floor and youre dead though

[Loppfessor]

Normally I'm not big on public urination but I would say you did the right thing...

[ericlee]

Normally I'm not big on public urination but I would say you did the right thing...


Yeah, right thing but not doing it to brag. I feel a little guilty but that was pretty lame on his end. I had to eat a slice with a full bladder causing more pressure and when I was finished eating I really couldn't hold it any longer.

[Loppfessor]

Nah that guy was an asshole...you showed him. Kudos