i want to...

[monkey]

list 5 things you want to do right now


1. flirt with careless abandon (i think i forgot how to)
2. sit in the grass and read my sunday times (it's too chilly and the grass is wet :()
3. read a book that will change my life (you wanna suggest some? cause i cant seem to find any)
4. have mindblowing sex (that goes with the flirting. and it requires a buddy)
5. write a kickass research paper on gender and conversational skills (instead, i let my ADD take over and i procrastinate and read crap online. big fail.)

a bonus! 6. hang out with my friends and do something that we'll talk about for years to come. i love it when moments like that happen.

your turn, please?

[Dorothy Wood]

1. move to the mountains

2. stop crying everyday about the ex

3. get high

4. go to the beach

[Bob]

i thought you said you wanted to flirt with careless abortion...that i do not advise you to do

[monkey]

thank you advocate bob. i will not flirt with careless abortions, only careful ones.

[beastieboysbaby]

1.) make my stuff i bought off of ebay hurry up and arrive

2.) be able to drive

3.) go to austin texas RIGHT now

4.) not have to go to school tmrw

5.) go shopping

[na§tee]

1. start my job interview presentation

2. finish my job interview presentation

3. memorise my job interview presentation

4. drink all the booze in the fridge (i am house-sitting atm!)

5. watch munich again

[DipDipDive]

1. Take a vacation
2. Eat some shrimp
3. Not owe the government so much fucking money
4. Hire someone to do my goddamn laundry
5. Find a job I love

Only one of those is a possibility. Too bad we don't have any cocktail sauce in the house. :(

[Dorothy Wood]

5. learn how to follow directions.

[paul jones]

1. drink this cup of tea
2. find out I've won millions on lotto
3. burn some cd's
4. watch last day of the masters' golf
5. have a wank

[taquitos]

1) GET OVER IT
2) just talk to sarah

[Caribou]

list 5 things you want to do right now


1. flirt with careless abandon (i think i forgot how to)
2. sit in the grass and read my sunday times (it's too chilly and the grass is wet :()
3. read a book that will change my life (you wanna suggest some? cause i cant seem to find any)
4. have mindblowing sex (that goes with the flirting. and it requires a buddy)
5. write a kickass research paper on gender and conversational skills (instead, i let my ADD take over and i procrastinate and read crap online. big fail.)

a bonus! 6. hang out with my friends and do something that we'll talk about for years to come. i love it when moments like that happen.

your turn, please?

That would also pretty much be my list. Except nr.5, because I don't need to write a research paper.

1. Not procrastinate and pass my exam in june and go to university.
2. Be at a huge outdoor party with my friends and dance to beautiful music while the sun is setting and the temperature is pleasing.
3. Find my own place in the summer.
4. Learn how to play my bass properly and form a band with my best friend (female) and her cousin. We already have a name. Now the rest...
5. NOT be in love with best friend (male) because it makes things VERY confusing, and I will nevereverever tell him anyway.

[b i o n i c]

this weekend i:

- went to a bar and ate hotdogs with a friend in the middle of manhattan, middle of the day

- drove across long island to get sea food, ultimately had fish and chips.

- went to the beach

- barbequed shish-kabobs on two different days

- listened to music

- took rad photos

- chilled the fwak out

- had lots of ***

.

[Lex Diamonds]

1. Drink
2. Blaze
3. Fuck
4. Sleep
5. Repeat

[jabumbo]

1. find a house to buy that i actually like (so i dont end up back with my parents come august)

2. get back into running shape (my legs feel like bricks and all the excess energy is staying in my pants)

3. read a book in less than a month (and pay off my $8+ in library fines)

4. write an old friend a letter (i used to pen pal with said friend a long time ago, and it was so nice to get something real in the mail every month or so)

5. drop acid (with appropriate tunes of course)

[na§tee]

1. erm. finish and memorise presentation

2. avoid oncoming illness somehow. FRUIT! /sniffles

3. buy new pair of cheap black shoes for interview

4. eat the easter eggs still in the fridge at my friend's house

5. pluck eyebrows. seriously.

[abcdefz]

1) Get back in shape

2) Thoroughly clean up my apartment

3) Get a new computer for home use

4) Pay off credit cards

5) Get right with God




3 and 4 may not be compatible. :D

[icy manipulator]

1. buy more macadamia nuts
2. find out wtf Rose was doing in the first episode of the 4th series of doctor who
3. grab another dark and stormy from the fridge
4. know why golf is considered to be a fucking sport and why Phil Mickelson is the 3rd highest paid sport star in the world even tho he's a fat middle aged wanker
5. have a threesome with maria sharapova and ana ivanovic

[Loppfessor]

At this exact moment...I want to...

1. already decide what's for lunch so we don't play the "I dunno where do you wanna go" game for 20 minutes before we decide

2. Go out side and enjoy the sunshine

3. Go to the office at my apartments so I can pick up the package that arrived Saturday

4. Umm maybe take a smoke break?

5. Go home and lay in bed for a while

[abcdefz]

Crap.


6) Really really really want to see The Dark Knight NOW.

[camo]

1. Jump
2. From
3. A
4. Great
5. Height

:(

[Planetary]

1.pick up
2.stop off at shops
3.get beers
4.ride home
5.smoke and drink and play games and make songs and watch sopranos all at once.

[NoFenders]

your turn, please?

1. Turn lunch into a liquid lunch
2. Get a call from Little P saying all is good in LA and they'll be at the airport to pick me up Friday. (race weekend)
3. Look for new shoes (mine are kinda beat up from the winter)
4. Try something new to eat
5. Learn Spanish

BONUS 6. Be monkey's buddy :D

:cool:

[abcdefz]

5. Learn Spanish




Neccesito estudiar Espanol.

[mikizee]

1. Have a massive crap
2. Drink a good coffee and eat a toasted ham and cheese croissant
3. Not go to work
4. Buy a bike
5. Ride said bike

[monkey]

1. Turn lunch into a liquid lunch
2. Get a call from Little P saying all is good in LA and they'll be at the airport to pick me up Friday. (race weekend)
3. Look for new shoes (mine are kinda beat up from the winter)
4. Try something new to eat
5. Learn Spanish

BONUS 6. Be monkey's buddy :D

:cool:

hey i could teach you that spanish :cool:

[Waus]

1. Drink 2 pints of Blue Moon and one of Newcastle
2. Smoke 1 Mangalore Ganesh Beedie
3. Get some paychecks
4. Organize my financial life


(notice which order they occurred to me naturally)

[kaiser soze]

1) Find a new job without much hassle
2) Find a new apartment without much hassle
3) Graduate without much hassle
4) Have sex without much hassle

4 won't be a problem after I take a shower ;)

[pshabi]

fuck you like an animal

[Planetary]

1.pick up the coffee i just made
2.stroll to the toilet
3.lock door
4.take dump whilst drinking coffee
5.wipe ass

[mikizee]

Coffee while dumping is the greatest. And smoking while dumping, if you smoke the cigs.

[Planetary]

I just did it. it was so good i drank almost a whole mug, mouth burning and all.

i feel accomplished (y)

[Gareth]

get motivated to study again
eat an orange
go to sleep

[Bob]

I just did it. it was so good i drank almost a whole mug, mouth burning and all.

i feel accomplished (y)

you know it never occurred to me to drink it while dumping. usually i have to take a dump in the middle of drinking my coffee, so i go and i come back and then my coffee's cold but this...this is an idea

[na§tee]

five really soul-less communications objectives. i will aim to achieve the following:

1. generate positive media coverage for the xxxx to enhance the xxxx's reputation as the place for arts
2. engender financial support and endorsement from third parties, including alumni, students, researchers, arts groups and foundations
3. demonstrate the xxxx xxx xxxx's commitment to arts on campus and in the region
4. demonstrate competence and investment as an organisation in delivering multiple and varied projects
5. to increase attendance/recruitment through generating awareness and enthusiasm for the arts

ugh. i get to point two and then i forget. remember, remember, remember.

[AceFace]

you know it never occurred to me to drink it while dumping. usually i have to take a dump in the middle of drinking my coffee, so i go and i come back and then my coffee's cold but this...this is an idea
seriously i can't even chew gum while... you know. it grosses me right the fuck out.

[camo]

yeah, thats gross, you'd be chewing on your own poo particles.

[AceFace]

exactly! imagine drinking! ugh!

[Loppfessor]

Thinking about girls pooping just makes my dick go flacid regardless of if they are drinking or not...

[Randetica]

i never drink, eat or read on the pot cause im usually quickly done with my busimess

[jabumbo]

five really soul-less communications objectives. i will aim to achieve the following:

1. generate positive media coverage for the xxxx to enhance the xxxx's reputation as the place for arts
2. engender financial support and endorsement from third parties, including alumni, students, researchers, arts groups and foundations
3. demonstrate the xxxx xxx xxxx's commitment to arts on campus and in the region
4. demonstrate competence and investment as an organisation in delivering multiple and varied projects
5. to increase attendance/recruitment through generating awareness and enthusiasm for the arts

ugh. i get to point two and then i forget. remember, remember, remember.



there shall be no more politicking around here, girl! :mad:

[na§tee]

i'm not politkikikkkking, i'm trying to create a press and pr plan : (
i never expected to get an interview and now i have to actually pretend that i know (and give a crap) what i am talking about.

i guess press and pr is sort of aiming to brain-wash the masses though. meeehhh.

[mikizee]

Ever heard of a 'blumpkin'?

Its copping a blowjob while taking a shit.

I don't know of anybody I know that has actually done this.

Don't think id be keen. Yeah nah. Not keen. Not keen at all. If a girl WAS keen for this, I'd probably lose respect for them.

The 'overlocker' though, that is good. A few of my friends have accomplished this with their ladies.

yyyeeeaaah.

[na§tee]

hmmm. do i want to ask? this is coming from the man who had a shag in the ocean while holding a beer can.

[AceFace]

Thinking about girls pooping just makes my dick go flacid regardless of if they are drinking or not...

um yeah, we don't like thinking about you guys doing it either, ok!?

[Randetica]

shitting is kinda manly though so it's kinda hot, kinda

[AceFace]

not. hot.

[camo]

hot turds, nice image to cunjure up there ladies.

Randy's a turd pervert!

[Randetica]

not. hot.

u so prude! u a nun o sumthin?

[Kid Presentable]

Aaages ago the wife and I were both hammered at a party, and we were telling other couples to try 'butterflying'. Lie under a glass coffee table, and have your S.O shit on it. It spreads its wings hahahaha

1.)Go to bed
2.)Get up
3.)Make Coffee
4.)Do a shit with my coffee
5.) Study all day for two exams the next day.

[mikizee]

hmmm. do i want to ask? this is coming from the man who had a shag in the ocean while holding a beer can.

There's a problem?

The overlocker is when you do a chick from behind and you thrust once in the pussy, once in the ass. Repeat.

My best mate's wife did the reverse overlocker on him at the beach which is her ontop doing reverse cowgirl style.

When my friend told me he actually achieved the reverse overlocker I was like :eek: for the rest of the day. It took me ages to get over that news. His wife is crazy fuckin hot too.

What a champion.

[mikizee]

What about the Houdini?

Thats where ya doing ya girl from behind and when you're about to blow you spit on their back to pretend like you've blown and when she turns around you actually blow on her face while yelling 'abracadabra bitch!!!!!'

No, I haven't done this. But its still funny.

Am I immature? Have I gone too far?

Probably.

[Randetica]

i dont think it's healthy getting anal bacterias in the vagina and that type of sex screams for a penis break, not that i care!

[mikizee]

Yeah I think it is probably the quickest way to a urinary infection

Still good fun but

[Dorothy Wood]

it's not really a good idea to get poo particles in a lady's vagina. it causes bacterial infections. I guess boys don't really think about the fact that you're putting stuff inside a person's body, it's not just a fuck sleeve.

[mikizee]

it's not really a good idea to get poo particles in a lady's vagina. it causes bacterial infections. I guess boys don't really think about the fact that you're putting stuff inside a person's body, it's not just a fuck sleeve.

Hey, I agree totally. Its not the best. But I find a lot of inappropriate stuff funny. And some chicks dig it, regardless of the infection factor. Thats what makes it so funny.

[Randetica]

it's not really a good idea to get poo particles in a lady's vagina. it causes bacterial infections. I guess boys don't really think about the fact that you're putting stuff inside a person's body, it's not just a fuck sleeve.

good thing im no lady then, im more into ass to mouf sex anyway

[mikizee]

good thing im no lady then, im more into ass to mouf sex anyway

Haha... speaking of A to M.......

edit - I am NOT telling this story on second thought. I gotta stop posting after drinking lots of vodka.

[Dorothy Wood]

*slowly backs away from thread*

[mikizee]

*slowly backs away from thread*

Wise idea. I'm doing the same.

Goodnight everybody!

[icy manipulator]

What about the Houdini?

Thats where ya doing ya girl from behind and when you're about to blow you spit on their back to pretend like you've blown and when she turns around you actually blow on her face while yelling 'abracadabra bitch!!!!!'

No, I haven't done this. But its still funny.

Am I immature? Have I gone too far?

Probably.

that's similar to a spiderman. difference is that you cum into your hand and when she looks back you flick it in into face like spiderman would cast his web. "spiderman bitch"

oh yeah, i should point out i would never fuck a girl in the ass after hearing a story of a dude hitting a chick in the ass without a johnnie and having his cock swell up with an infection caused by a bit of poo poo getting stuck up his pee pee. it's prolly an urban legend but still, there's no way i'm going to ever try it

[NoFenders]

hey i could teach you that spanish :cool:

Muchas gracias bonita buddy!!

:cool:

[Randetica]

that's similar to a spiderman. difference is that you cum into your hand and when she looks back you flick it in into face like spiderman would cast his web. "spiderman bitch"



haha

[AceFace]

Wise idea. I'm doing the same.

Goodnight everybody!
AWE! but i was enjoying your sexual descriptions!

[mikizee]

AWE! but i was enjoying your sexual descriptions!

You're weird lady. Unless that was sarcasm, which I understand.

[AceFace]

yes, it was sarcasm.

but also, i was getting a good laugh out of it.

[mikizee]

Well thats alright then.

[beastiegirrl101]

sleep a full night
move

[NoFenders]

1. hurry up at the horse stables
2. go for a night ride in the city
3. eat a cheeseburger with olives
4. pull tubes till midnight
5. sleep in

6.BONUS!! find $5 in the laundry

:cool:

[monkey]

eat cookies
sleep
twirl

[TAL]

eat cookies
sleep
twirl

That should be easy. Eat the cookies in bed, then fall asleep and twirl around because of the crumbs.