I just accidentally texted my mom a swear word

[Dorothy Wood]

I was texting with my ex for like an hour, and somehow in between my mom texted something about having a dream about me writing a children's story and I wrote back without looking at who sent it, "fuck! I just started sketching ideas for a story about..."

and then I got back, "I hate the f word it is offence and overused". and I was like, "hnah?" and then I realized...shit, it's my mom.

the sad part is, I thought that my ex had a dream about me and I started crying really hard like, "omg, he's dreaming about me". and now I feel real dumb.

ack, I'm drunk as hell right now. what a dumb dumb dumby I am.

[hitmonlee]

you should have totally just put this in the thread about how you have a laptop and you spend too much time on it at night.

on topic, my parents do not have a problem with me swearing.

you should message to your mum "get with the times mum, swearing isn't offensive any more".

she'll love that i bet.

[Dorothy Wood]

oops. I actually wanted to make a thread about how I should make a plan to somehow get back together with my ex because we have a physic connection and la la la, we're meant to be and drunky drunks drunk, and I luff heem, and blah blah blah, life is stupid.

but. turns out I just have a physic connection with my own mother. I already knew that though. gay.


so then I just went ahead and started looking up all the boys I liked before my ex to see how they were doing. they're all single, according to the internet. the internet is nuts. there's maybe one boy. this one person who I had a thing with. he dresses very cool and he thinks I'm funny. I haven't thought about him in a long time. he is also fat. I hardly know any fat guys. and tall. fat and tall.

[ericlee]

I got a text from someone at it was like , Ricky, you thought I was your fool and I hope you understand everytime you laughed it made me cry. I hope you are happy.

I sent one back saying the guy sounds like an asshole but I'm not Ricky.

I always get random phone calls telling me people need coffee, they think I'm this Ricky guy.


And drunk as hell on a Monday miss Wood?

[Dorothy Wood]

you should have totally just put this in the thread about how you have a laptop and you spend too much time on it at night.

on topic, my parents do not have a problem with me swearing.

you should message to your mum "get with the times mum, swearing isn't offensive any more".

she'll love that i bet.

also, are you making fun of me? booo!

that's only the 2nd time I've been caught using the f word. I've said "ass" and "shit" and "bitch" before, but maybe only 1 or 2 times each. my mother is very easily offended. she love jesus and nice things. we were watching 3:10 to Yuma, and somebody said "fuck" in it, and she was like, "that word wasn't even invented then" and I looked it up on wiki and told her that it's been around since about 1500. she just frowned.

this is the same mother who let me watch glengarry glen ross when I was 12 or 13. they say "fuck" like every other word!

[Dorothy Wood]

And drunk as hell on a Monday miss Wood?

I had band practice, and I don't have to work tomorrow.

[ericlee]

I had band practice, and I don't have to work tomorrow.


Sounds all good. Band practice? What's your part?

[ericlee]

if I didn't swear in front of my mom, she'd think something is wrong with me.

[Dorothy Wood]

ack, I am in a group of singing people. we are going to be on t.v. soon. I'VE SAID TOO MUCH ALREADY!

[hitmonlee]

oops. I actually wanted to make a thread about how I should make a plan to somehow get back together with my ex because we have a physic connection and la la la, we're meant to be and drunky drunks drunk, and I luff heem, and blah blah blah, life is stupid.

but. turns out I just have a physic connection with my own mother. I already knew that though. gay.


so then I just went ahead and started looking up all the boys I liked before my ex to see how they were doing. they're all single, according to the internet. the internet is nuts. there's maybe one boy. this one person who I had a thing with. he dresses very cool and he thinks I'm funny. I haven't thought about him in a long time. he is also fat. I hardly know any fat guys. and tall. fat and tall.

all my exs are in happy relationships with nice pretty girls who have real jobs and dreams and stuff.

(n)

[Dorothy Wood]

I think that if knew that my ex started dating someone else and seemed happy and in love, I'd cry for a thousand years.

oof. I'm just driving myself crazy about this junk though. all because he went to a party where he normally wouldn't have gone to unless I begged him to. but I wasn't there. and my friends and I think that he went there because he thought I'd be there. but I was not there. and I can't foresee any time where we would accidentally on purpose be in the same place at the same time. except for maybe possibly tomorrow where our mutual friend is doing something for school.

i'm just rambling now. pls punch me in the balls.

[na§tee]

step awaaaay from the phone yo. or at least delete your sent items. that'll spare you some blushes in the morning. i always know when i've had a little too much to drink when the predictive text renders my texts almost completely illegible. not to mention my phone wants to replace WHAT with the WHUH i added to the dictionary a while ago.

[Dorothy Wood]

ha, actually, I'm pretty good with controlling myself via text. it was normal and friendly like. he had called me last week, but I couldn't bring myself to call him back, so I just texted. and then after a bit he was like, "you can call me if you want" and I was like, "I'm scared". so then we just kept texting. he knows I don't like talking on the phone. also there's a little bit of me thinking that it's not fair that he wants to act like friends and talk to me for over an hour (as we did the last time we spoke) and seem quite interested in how I am, but also doesn't want to date me. but maybe that's normal. I don't know, this whole thing is awful. I never thought anyone would ever mess me up this bad. it's pretty ridiculous. I thought I was coming to the end of it, but no, I am absolutely destroyed.

[paul jones]

ha, actually, I'm pretty good with controlling myself via text. it was normal and friendly like. he had called me last week, but I couldn't bring myself to call him back, so I just texted. and then after a bit he was like, "you can call me if you want" and I was like, "I'm scared". so then we just kept texting. he knows I don't like talking on the phone. also there's a little bit of me thinking that it's not fair that he wants to act like friends and talk to me for over an hour (as we did the last time we spoke) and seem quite interested in how I am, but also doesn't want to date me. but maybe that's normal. I don't know, this whole thing is awful. I never thought anyone would ever mess me up this bad. it's pretty ridiculous. I thought I was coming to the end of it, but no, I am absolutely destroyed.

You WILL get over him,it just takes time.(y)

[mikizee]

Love stinks.

You know what else stinks? my FUCKING RINGING EARS.

I have bad tinnitis. It drives me fucking insane sometimes. The worst part is theres nothing doctors can do. NOTHING. Fuck the cancer cure, I want all researching scienticians finding a cure for tinnitis.

Anyway back on topic, swearing is good, etc etc

[na§tee]

i used to have really bad tinnitus too. back in the day i used to say i share two things with steven spielberg - clarinet playing and acute tinnitus. it makes me sound like that much more of a dork.

i have had so many things removed and inserted into my ears that i don't really know what's up anymore. I SPEAK A BIT LOUDER THAN NORMAL PEOPLE but not excessively so.

[mikizee]

Sorry I didn't hear that what did you say?

[Yetra Flam]

I got a text from someone at it was like , Ricky, you thought I was your fool and I hope you understand everytime you laughed it made me cry. I hope you are happy.

I sent one back saying the guy sounds like an asshole but I'm not Ricky.

I always get random phone calls telling me people need coffee, they think I'm this Ricky guy.


And drunk as hell on a Monday miss Wood?

oh my god, on a daily basis i get phone calls from angry spanish women asking for some guy called ricky. sometimes i get calls from credit card companies to tell me that ricky is defaulting on his card. who is this ricky motherfucker?