The Emile Heskey appreciation thread

[paul jones]

Thank you for scoring 2 minutes into injury time(y)

[camo]

top one Bruno (y)

[checkyourprez]

o piss off.

man u can suck a dick up.


chelsea to win for default.



same thing with the CL. keep Man U and liverpool away from that shit. bums. Barca for the CL. than chelsea by default if barca is out.

[camo]

Chelsea have gotta learn to score to win the league.

[Freebasser]

o piss off.

man u can suck a dick up.


chelsea to win for default.



same thing with the CL. keep Man U and liverpool away from that shit.

Avram, is that you?

[discopants]

Personally I'd rather see the Al Qaeda win the Premiership than Man Utd.

[camo]

Personally I'd rather see the Al Qaeda win the Premiership than Man Utd.

Eh? Weren't they relegated last season?

[checkyourprez]

Avram, is that you?

haha actually....nah.


but still i dont mind him. i think way to many people ride jose`s dick. hes not that great of a coach.


grant has got them in contention for the league (although that took a hit the other day), and the CL. and the chelsea fans have the nerve to chant "you dont know what your doing" and jose`s name and shit at games. thats fucking gay.

[Guy Incognito]

grant has got them in contention for the league (although that took a hit the other day), and the CL. and the chelsea fans have the nerve to chant "you dont know what your doing" and jose`s name and shit at games. thats fucking gay.

which is exactly why they dont deserve a league winning side. we are right behind fergie all the way
i think he's done really well to get them back into contention, he just lacks charisma and thats a poor reason to get on his back

[Guy Incognito]

Personally I'd rather see the Al Qaeda win the Premiership than Man Utd.

they would never win enough games - they have players capable of making a big impact but too many players would go into hiding during a game.

Can i say that?:o:eek::confused:

[camo]

they would never win enough games - they have players capable of making a big impact but too many players would go into hiding during a game.

Can i say that?:o:eek::confused:

beat my joke by a mile :(

[Freebasser]

"BOOM! A great goal by the Al Qaeda forward! That went through the back of the net like a bullet flying out of an AK47!"

"It certainly did, Jim. You have to say full marks to the winger there for inspiration. His well timed rucksack bomb detonation left a gaping hole in the back four, which really went quite some way to setting up that goal."

"That it did, John; That it did. He will now surely sit side by side with Allah (for it is he) for all eternity, flowery virgins caressing his genitals, and be safe in the knowledge that through his sacrifice, he has helped his team reach their very first F.A. Cup final."

"Indeed. And in extra time, too."

[checkyourprez]

which is exactly why they dont deserve a league winning side. we are right behind fergie all the way
i think he's done really well to get them back into contention, he just lacks charisma and thats a poor reason to get on his back


I don't really think the fan backing of a coach have anything to do with a team winning a league. I think the actual team itself needs to be judged as deserved or not.

[Guy Incognito]

I don't really think the fan backing of a coach have anything to do with a team winning a league.

it breeds confidence.

[paul jones]

coming soon ' some Everton player appreciation thread', hopefully

[Guy Incognito]

coming soon ' some Everton player appreciation thread', hopefully


i forgot it was on tonight and i am supposed to be going out. shit. watching it wont do my nerves any good anyway.
As long as chelsea dont win all we need to do is beat blackburn away and then a draw against chelsea will do. COME ON UNITED!

[paul jones]

Break-in News...........

Thieves took advantage of the ' Battle of Britain ' Champions League
match Between Liverpool and Arsenal on Wednesday night to burgle two
more footballers homes. The first unfortunate player was Liverpool
skipper Steven Gerrard . The crooks got away with countless items of
football memorabilia including many of Gerrard's own medals. Amongst the
items currently being hunted by police are

2 x FA Cup winners medals
1 x FA Youth Cup winners medal
2 x league cup winners medals
1 x Champions league winners medal
1 x Uefa cup winners medal
2 x super cup winners medals
2 x charity shield winners medals

They also took a number of personal awards including. player of the
year, young player of the year and his much cherished MBE

The other unfortunate player to be targeted was Arsenal's Cesc Fabregas.
Thieves are thought have escaped with a kettle and a toaster

[camo]

ha ha nice. Although with his wage those items are probably diamond encrusted.

[checkyourprez]

Break-in News...........

Thieves took advantage of the ' Battle of Britain ' Champions League
match Between Liverpool and Arsenal on Wednesday night to burgle two
more footballers homes. The first unfortunate player was Liverpool
skipper Steven Gerrard . The crooks got away with countless items of
football memorabilia including many of Gerrard's own medals. Amongst the
items currently being hunted by police are

2 x FA Cup winners medals
1 x FA Youth Cup winners medal
2 x league cup winners medals
1 x Champions league winners medal
1 x Uefa cup winners medal
2 x super cup winners medals
2 x charity shield winners medals

They also took a number of personal awards including. player of the
year, young player of the year and his much cherished MBE

The other unfortunate player to be targeted was Arsenal's Cesc Fabregas.
Thieves are thought have escaped with a kettle and a toaster

That is REAL fucked up. If I was a professional I would hope they would steal ANYTHING but that stuff. That happened to Luca Toni and he actually thanked the burglars for not taking his world cup medal and golden boot.

[checkyourprez]

it breeds confidence.


Which has nothing to do with a team being deserved or not of winning a championship.

[Guy Incognito]

Which has nothing to do with a team being deserved or not of winning a championship.

All i was trying to say was that Chelsea arent acting like champions and that includes the players , fans and manager and therefore dont deserve to win the league. Man U have consistently played the better football and fergies been quality.

The buggers won tonight but played awful, i think we will at least get a point against them. should be good enough.

i wish there was a smilie for fingers crossed

[Junker]

Chelsea have gotta learn to score to win the league.

True!
I feel bored when I watch a Chelsea game.

[camo]

Last nights Chelski game was as boring as fuck

[discopants]

"BOOM! A great goal by the Al Qaeda forward! That went through the back of the net like a bullet flying out of an AK47!"

"It certainly did, Jim. You have to say full marks to the winger there for inspiration. His well timed rucksack bomb detonation left a gaping hole in the back four, which really went quite some way to setting up that goal."

"That it did, John; That it did. He will now surely sit side by side with Allah (for it is he) for all eternity, flowery virgins caressing his genitals, and be safe in the knowledge that through his sacrifice, he has helped his team reach their very first F.A. Cup final."

"Indeed. And in extra time, too."

I'd love to hear Ron Atkinson commentate on the Al qaeda team, preferably with his knackers wired to the grid to send 10000volts through em if and when he makes generalisations about middle eastern types.

I think Jackie Charlton should manage the team: "hey you, with the beard, pass the ball to that guy over there, with the beard, no not him, HIM! with the beard. Morons"

Incidentally, do you wanna know why UEFA and the FA are desperate to make the game into a no contact sport? To sell it to the yanks, cos all American sports are actually girls games. American football: rugby for cissies. Basketball: netball. Baseball: rounders.
Before youknow it all our footy teams will be changing their names to the Man Utd Pikeys or something.

[BangkokB]

"Hi, I'm here for the Gangbang." *combs hair

Whoops, Wrong Thread

[checkyourprez]

I'd love to hear Ron Atkinson commentate on the Al qaeda team, preferably with his knackers wired to the grid to send 10000volts through em if and when he makes generalisations about middle eastern types.

I think Jackie Charlton should manage the team: "hey you, with the beard, pass the ball to that guy over there, with the beard, no not him, HIM! with the beard. Morons"

Incidentally, do you wanna know why UEFA and the FA are desperate to make the game into a no contact sport? To sell it to the yanks, cos all American sports are actually girls games. American football: rugby for cissies. Basketball: netball. Baseball: rounders.
Before youknow it all our footy teams will be changing their names to the Man Utd Pikeys or something.

Thats what I cant stand about living over here. American sports are so homo its not even funny. (basketball aside, thats ok with me, a lot of eliments of soccer are in there, movement of the ball, finding the open man, nice passes, ect.) But most American sports are just a big circle jerk. Especially american football, queer as folk.

[discopants]

Yeah, American footballs very dodgy, all those college boys in day glo plastic bondage gear. You dont know whether to tell em to get a room or a psyciatrist.

[Junker]

Thats what I cant stand about living over here. American sports are so homo its not even funny. (basketball aside, thats ok with me, a lot of eliments of soccer are in there, movement of the ball, finding the open man, nice passes, ect.) But most American sports are just a big circle jerk. Especially american football, queer as folk.

Finally one American who agrees with the rest of the world...haha. J/k
But I'm with you and the other ones who said the same thing. American sports are quite gay. Baseball for example. You keep holding a phallic object. WTF??