A dead mouse

[Kid Presentable]

The cat left us this mouse, and it started stinking up the joint. When I found it I was glad to be rid of that fonk. But, to be sure it was coming from the dead mouse, I took a little whiff. Man, the smell of death is one of those smells that hurts your feelings. Has anybody smelled a dead body? Mouse or human, it's all welcome.

[Randetica]

yeah, it kinda smells sweet in a gross way

[na§tee]

there's a moose.. loose.. aboot this hoose!

um, no. no smell of death here.

[camo]

Never a dead human but yeah the smell of death is horrible, it's like a kind of food gone off/shitty smell.

Na§tee those adverts have just found their way back onto tv, I saw it the other day and you'll now be synonymous with them to me :D

[Rock]

We have dead deer all over the side of the road here. 2 summers ago we had a streak of extremely hot weather and that shit smelled terrible. The worse was when the traffic backed us up so you had to sit right next to it for a minute. It didn't feel like a minute..i'll tell yooo what boy.

Incidentally, we had a pest control dude come to our house yesterday and he was talking about the previous appointment. He said he got there and the owner of the house was smashing a mouse with a hammer. Fuckin nasty.

[TurdBerglar]

when i was about 12 or 13 the neighbor guy blew his fucking head off with a shotgun. no one knew about it so his corpse just started to fucking rot away in the MIDDLE OF AUGUST. that was the most god awful smell ever. my bedroom was right next to his house so all night long for about a week i had to deal with that shit all night long. it stunk the whole neighborhood up. well all had our suspicions on what the smell was coming from. then one day my dad decided to check on the neighbor guy and noticed that his mail and newspapers had piled up on his stoop. that's when we knew it was him that was stiking up the place. when the people came to take care of it someone had to go in and identify him. he had like melted into the lazy boy he was sitting in...

[mathcart]

I had dinner at a friends house last night and she told me that the grossest thing she has ever smelled was baked mouse turds. How did she bake mouse turds you ask?(cause thats sure as hell what I asked!) Well, this is how: she owns a stove with a fancy "gridle area" in the middle that has a hole near the bottom for scraping grease and such into a pan below it, that you can pull out and clean. She claims to much more vigilant about cleaning it every time now.
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