halp! my hatchback trunk won't close - halp!!!

[b i o n i c]

this happened before and i dont know how it got fixed

the latch part is stuck closed so it just bangs against the thing it latches to and won't close!

someone - anyone!

[ericlee]

Hire a midget to sit on it as you're cruising down the road.

[ScarySquirrel]

Get a new car. But stick with the hatchbacks... 'cause they rock.

[b i o n i c]

its a minivan and its not mine, but i fixed it.

i turned the key back and forth and popped the handle till it released(y)

thanks for nothing, fools!

[Dorothy Wood]

turn the key back and forth and pop the handle!

[b i o n i c]

if it was still stuck id give you a hi-5 with lasers and rainbows flying from it(y) awwyeeeee

[mikizee]

turn the key back and forth and pop the handle!

I was actually going to suggest this and take the glory, so I was disappointed to find you had already fixed it using the exact method.

[ericlee]

I still say you should hire a midget to sit on it.

Nothing sounds cooler than, "what are you doing tonight?"

"eh, I'm just going to cruise around in my hatchback mini van with a midget sitting on top of it".

Instant fuck yeah right there.

[Loppfessor]

I like the midget idea best...

[mikizee]

I wish I had my own personal chef that was a midget

[jabumbo]

if you stopped being such a fool, then you wouldnt have such problems!

[MC Moot]

This is why God created the bungee cord...(y)