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MC Moot
04-22-2008, 08:53 AM
Ode to the dog:

Oh Coney dog,
Let me feast my eyes
Upon thy slender frame
All smothered up with chili sauce
“Sumptuous” is thy name.
Savory is this Coney dog
Waiting on my plate
Onions heaped into a pile
Tempting their own fate.
Tasty mustard on the bun
Sharpens yet the taste
And when your body, I devour
I shall not one morsel waste.
Oh, Coney dog, come closer now
I know your aroma well
My taste buds tingle, tantalized
By your tempting smell.
Goodbye, sweet friend
I love you much
But if I'd had my druther
Since I have nearly eaten you
I wish I had another

Things you should know:

-The world record for eating hot dogs is 53.5 in 12 minutes by Takeru Kobayashi

-Marlene Dietrich said that her favorite meal was hot dogs and champagne

-Al Capone's favourite food was Nathan's Coney Island hot dogs, as was Cary Grant's

- The average hot dog is consumed in 6.1 bites

- Chicago's O'Hare International Airport sells more than 2 million hot dogs a year

- NASA has approved hot dogs as a regular item on Apollo 9 moon flights, Skylab missions and space shuttle flights

- Babe Ruth once ate 12 hot dogs & 8 bottles of soda between games of a double header. He was reportedly rushed to the hospital after the game with a severe case of indigestion!

- President Franklin Roosevelt served King George VI of England hot dogs & beer during a White House visit in 1939.

- Nathan Handwerker started his own Coney Island boardwalk business in 1916, selling hotdogs for a nickel. (Nathan's, Coney Island). This was on the advice of a singing waiter & his piano player, Eddie Cantor & Jimmy Durante.

-Hot dogs, or frankfurters, are usually said to have originated in Frankfurt-am-Main, Germany around 1484. Some claim they originated in Coburg, Germany, created by butcher Johann Georghehner in 1600.

- Baseball fans will enjoy about 16.8 million hotdogs at US baseball stadiums in one season. That's enough to circle the bases 36,000 times.

- Weight Watchers includes hot dogs in its medically-approved diet regimen.

- No matter what language, hot dogs always taste good!( Spanish Perrito Caliente – Italian Caldo Cane – French Chien Chaud – German Heisser Hund or Wurst – Portugese Cachorro Quento – Swedish Korv or Varmkorv – Norwegian Grillpolser – Czech Park v rohliku – Dutch Worstjes)

- North Americans will eat an average 8 billion hotdogs in summer. Laid end-to-end, those hotdogs would stretch from the Earth to the Moon nearly 3 times!

- Queen Elizabeth II served hotdogs at a royal banquet held for the American Bar Association.

- The most popular topping among adults is mustard (87.6%). Among children, it is ketchup.

- Jayne Mansfield (1933-1967), famous movie actress, was Miss Hot Dog Ambassador in 1950

Everybody should have one,today:

http://www.lechienchaud.com/menu.html

abcdefz
04-22-2008, 08:57 AM
-The world record for eating hot dogs is 53.5 in 12 minutes by Takeru Kobayashi





Our San Jose dude just beat him a few months ago.

MC Moot
04-22-2008, 09:25 AM
Oh I see he did indeed...disgusting!..I don't think you should be able to dip the dog in water...that's a shortc....HEY!...damned if there's not a little resemblance between you and this “Joey Chestnut” character...(!)

*suspicious*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joey_Chestnut

abcdefz
04-22-2008, 09:30 AM
Naw -- he looks like a thug.

Maybe it's more obvious in other pictures of him.

Kobayashi is fuckin' buff, which is kind of freakish, all things considered.

MC Moot
04-22-2008, 09:40 AM
Binge then purge...theres no way you could actually digest that,they must all puke...that's the charm of those great big aluminum paint buckets behind them...it's reall quite nasty...pie eating now that's wholesome...

MC Moot
04-22-2008, 09:46 AM
Apparently these heathens are unfamiliar with the 2nd of the 7 deadly sins...How's this entertainment?...:confused:

http://www.majorleagueeating.com/

abcdefz
04-22-2008, 09:52 AM
They need to update that site.

Joey needs some serious dental work.