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TurdBerglar
04-30-2008, 03:56 PM
don't get soap in your pee hole :(
ericlee
04-30-2008, 04:12 PM
I did that intentionally as a kid to wash it. Worst mistake I've ever made. I scared the shit out of my mom cause I screamed like a little bitch.
cookiepuss
04-30-2008, 04:18 PM
it good to know that turd washes his penis.(y)

p.s. stop masterbating with soap. it's not a good lube, dude.
Lyman Zerga
04-30-2008, 04:19 PM
also good to know that it also hurts guys to use soap there
TurdBerglar
04-30-2008, 04:29 PM
it good to know that turd washes his penis.(y)

p.s. stop masterbating with soap. it's not a good lube, dude.

learned that a looooong time ago. every guy does...


don't use highly fragrance lotion either
na§tee
04-30-2008, 04:30 PM
also: don't finger someone immediately after chopping chillis.
TurdBerglar
04-30-2008, 04:31 PM
oh christ
TAL
04-30-2008, 05:12 PM
learned that a looooong time ago. every guy does...


don't use highly fragrance lotion either

I've never tried either.
HotAndWet
04-30-2008, 05:46 PM
I got shampoo there once, :(
funk63
04-30-2008, 07:20 PM
ah goosebumps, ya
Bob
04-30-2008, 07:33 PM
learned that a looooong time ago. every guy does...


lol yup

also i thought you said you "soup" at first. i had some questions
DIGI
04-30-2008, 07:47 PM
Yeah, it ALMOST stings as bad as peeing directly after you've had sex/masturbated. That lingering stinging sensation is the worst. :(
afronaut
04-30-2008, 08:06 PM
Uhhhh...are you sure you don't have an std man?
TurdBerglar
04-30-2008, 09:16 PM
i really need to take a massive piss and im truly terrified
Waus
04-30-2008, 09:18 PM
Oh geez, that happened to me when I was little taking a bath at my grandparents.

I was screaming bloody murder, I thought I broke it.
mikizee
05-01-2008, 05:16 AM
also: don't finger someone immediately after chopping chillis.

Words to live by. Once copped a handjob from the ex one night after she cooked dinner. Holy fuck. I had to have about 4 showers before the pain went away. My ex thought it was the funniest thing in the world.

I didn't.
roosta
05-01-2008, 05:22 AM
i didnt know that was sore.

why does it sting?
taquitos
05-01-2008, 10:50 AM
also good to know that it also hurts guys to use soap there

scary
abcdefz
05-01-2008, 10:57 AM
don't get soap in your pee hole :(




...so we have the Alabama Hot Pocket... what's this called, then?
The Notorious LOL
05-01-2008, 11:01 AM
Yeah, it ALMOST stings as bad as peeing directly after you've had sex/masturbated. That lingering stinging sensation is the worst. :(

I get that occasionally. It sucks real bad.