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Dorothy Wood
05-04-2008, 11:07 PM
George was staying with his aunt cordo for a few months, but now he's back and annoying as ever. cute though. he just tried to check his email, but now he's laying on my purse and sniffing it.

afronaut
05-04-2008, 11:55 PM
hi george!

Dorothy Wood
05-05-2008, 12:04 AM
shhhh! he's asleeping!

paul jones
05-05-2008, 09:06 AM
*tiptoes by and waves*

Lyman Zerga
05-05-2008, 10:17 AM
*yells quietly in his ears*

i like totally remember george!

Bob
05-06-2008, 11:44 PM
who the fuck is George?

you

you're george

Dorothy Wood
05-07-2008, 01:11 AM
he's my son. I grew him in my belly. I mixed up some angel poop (it's silver and smells like roses) and my own ovaries and out came George.

TurdBerglar
05-07-2008, 06:14 AM
i thought angel shit was more like clouds

Lyman Zerga
05-07-2008, 11:15 AM
i love cats AND dogs! now deal with that, bitch

Lyman Zerga
05-07-2008, 03:11 PM
all of them could bitch slap you in a sec

TurdBerglar
05-07-2008, 06:50 PM
HA

Dorothy Wood
05-07-2008, 08:36 PM
George is more like a dog. I'm not really a cat person, I just love animals.

The girl that moved out of this apartment had a cat and it was cute and stuff, but it was too cat-like. It always wanted to be petted and tried to lay on you and rub its body all over you. She was also very skittish, but also stealthy.

George is clumsy and comes when he's called. He also greets me at the door when I come home. He likes to be held like a baby. HE IS ALSO VERY CUTE.

Loppfessor
05-08-2008, 08:12 AM
Damnit! I was hoping this thread would be Costanza-related somehow

Dorothy Wood
05-08-2008, 04:18 PM
Damnit! I was hoping this thread would be Costanza-related somehow


actually, it is, that's who he's named after. not kidding.

venusvenus123
05-08-2008, 05:32 PM
so you have multiple personalities ...... sorry about that.

you're a fine one to talk ......


hi george!

Yetra Flam
05-08-2008, 08:09 PM
psh dog owners can be equally as bad as cat owners. owning a dog doesn't instantly make you cool, that's what people seem to think.

TurdBerglar
05-08-2008, 09:16 PM
cats are fun when you put them in a pillow case and swing it around your head (y)

DipDipDive
05-08-2008, 09:33 PM
I have these 2 ceramic duck-shaped casserole dishes on top of our fridge and Mr. Sniffs, our orange cat, likes loaf up betwixt them as though he, too, is a casserole dish. He and LOL have very deep, meaningful conversations in the morning before he leaves for work. Nick, that is. Not Mr. Sniffs. He doesn't go to work. He's between jobs at the moment.

Cats are essentially the ideal pet and people who don't realize that are either retarded or very stupid. I like dogs a lot too and want to get one sometime in the near future, but they're so much f'ing work.

I guess this means I can't be friends with Skye. :(!!!

venusvenus123
05-09-2008, 04:45 AM
the dog/cat debate stems i think from what people think the opposite pet will be like.

cats give a lot of love, are good fun and cuddly.
i don't mind dogs, but the detractors are dog shit in the park/pavement, their breath/whole body stinks and they always sniff your crotch or lick your face.

i have to take photos of my poor cat sappho. she's suffering from flea bites (we think) and has these huge patches of raw skin on her back and round her neck. anyway, we think she's on the mend, but it's sad. poor thing :(

na§tee
05-09-2008, 04:52 AM
I have these 2 ceramic duck-shaped casserole dishes on top of our fridge and Mr. Sniffs, our orange cat, likes loaf up betwixt them as though he, too, is a casserole dish. He and LOL have very deep, meaningful conversations in the morning before he leaves for work. Nick, that is. Not Mr. Sniffs. He doesn't go to work. He's between jobs at the moment.
mehehehehe. i loled at that. betwixt them : )

cats are awesome and independent. cats know they don't need you, which is why they are so goddamned aloof sometimes.

dogs are nice an' all, loyal and whatever, but they are too much work. they need exercise. attention. maintenance. i'm too lazy. i also don't like the way they smell and have to wash my hands if i've been forced to look friendly at a stranger's house and stroke a dog. did you know that cat saliva is a natural deodorant? see, that is just so cool.

if you died at home, a dog would sit and be relatively hopeless and sullen and starve. a cat would nom your corpse after awhile and plot its escape. ahahaha. er.. um.

venus, awhh so that's who you were worrying about on facebook! i love sappho as a name. i hope she gets better soon!

venusvenus123
05-09-2008, 05:29 AM
venus, awhh so that's who you were worrying about on facebook! i love sappho as a name. i hope she gets better soon!
thanks. i'll give her cuddles from you. :)

Yeti
05-09-2008, 09:14 AM
Welcome back George.

My wife just shaved our fat cat (Piowac or Sweet Pea) because he was matted. He is so fat he can't reach certain parts of his bulbous body to lick himself clean.
We have 2 cats. Sweet Pea & Greandel. Porter died about 4 months ago.
Always remember that....gum is fun but not on cats.

And for Skye and Turd. My cat Grendel is my bud. She is a queen.
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/AlienAiden/NewYearProfile.jpg
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/AlienAiden/NewYearGrendel.jpg
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/AlienAiden/XmasGrendeltheGood.jpg

and if you keep it up I will sick Chewy on you both.
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/AlienAiden/XmasSoftglow.jpg