Melinda Messenger

[trailerprincess]

So I was in the dentists this morning and while I was waiting, I picked up Hello! and Melinda Messenger was on the cover, apparently she's split up with her husband and was devastated but still wanted to tell the world in a 10page article.

I wanted to read all the details but I got called in while I was still engrossed in Pearl Lowe's new Somerset lifestyle. Anyway, so I just thought I would see what it said on wiki about Ms Messenger

Melinda Jayne Messenger (born 23 February 1971 in Swindon, Wiltshire) is an English television presenter and was one of the country's most successful pair of tits.

hahahaha. gawd bless wikipedia.

[TurdBerglar]

who?

[icy manipulator]

i'm guessing she's a page 3 slut like Kelly Brook?

[TurdBerglar]

page what?

[icy manipulator]

pretty much someone who's only famous for getting their tits out

[TurdBerglar]

getting them out of what?

[Guy Incognito]

^ :D

I dont think either brook or messenger has actually ever got their boobies out in The Sun. I would have remembered!

[b i o n i c]

who the fuck is kelly brook?

[bigblu89]

who the fuck is kelly brook?

If you don't know, you need to find out by doing a google image search.

Words can't describe.

[b i o n i c]

oh. damn.




(sorry)

[Videodrome]

If you don't know, you need to find out by doing a google image search.

Words can't describe.

nice.

i didn't know who she was before but now i'll never forget her.

[jabumbo]

kelly >> melinda