what would you be tempted to sell your soul to the devil for?

[cookiepuss]

I'd be tempted to sell my soul to get out of debt and have my car fixed. the devil can't be that bad, right?

[MC Moot]

Sometimes I think he's already got it...wondering if I can take out a second mortgage on it though...:rolleyes:

[b i o n i c]

for fair market value plus 25% tax and a 20% broker fee.

[b i o n i c]

on second thought, i'd sell my soul to the devil for about $300,000 right now.

[funk63]

well if i had a soul, and the devil was real, id sell it for a mil

[Guy Incognito]

i'm in the middle of watching reaper right now and i dont think i would ever do it. I'm not saying i am totally influenced by tv but its helped explain what selling your soul could mean and there's nothing worth doing that for. It would affect everything and evryone you loved.

[MC Moot]

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=nWPX5nr6esM

:D

[Guy Incognito]

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=nWPX5nr6esM

:D

(y) chooooon!

[cookiepuss]

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=nWPX5nr6esM

:D
best song ever written about the devil.

however, this is the SECOND best song written about the devil and it references Charlie Daniels song....


Conversations with the Devil
Ray Wylie Hubbard
Transcribed by Lonnie Durey



I had a dream last night I was cast into Hell by a jealous God
The Devil walked up and said you don't need no lightning rod
It hardly ever rains down here I can't recall the last storm
You aint gonna need that leather jacket it gets kinda warm
There's one way in there's no way out looks like you're to stay
The place is a mess, it's overcrowded, more are coming in everyday



I said ah man, wait a minute there's gotta be something wrong
I aint a bad guy just write these little songs
I always pay my union dues don't stay in the passing lane
And he said what about all that whiskey and the cocaine
I said well yeah but that's no reason to throw me in Hell
Cause I didn't use the cocaine to get high, I just liked the way it smelled


He said come on over here son, let me show you around
Over there's where we put the preachers, I never liked those clowns
They're always blaming me for everything wrong under the sun
It aint harder to what's right, it's just maybe not as much fun
Then the walk around thinking they're better than me and you
Then they get caught in a motel room doing what they said not to do


Now the murderers and the rapists they go in this firey lake
As well as most of the politician and the cops on the take
And all the mothers that wait to get to KMart to spank their kids
Instead of showing what to do what's right, they just hit 'em for what they
did
And all the daddy's who run off and abandon their daughters and sons
Oh anybody that hurts a child is gonna burn until it's done


Everybody is down here I said who's up in Heaven with God and the Son
Oh some saints and mystics and students of metaphysics 101
People who care and share and love and try to do what's right
Beautiful old souls who read a little stories to their babies every night
What you wont find up in Heaven are Christian Coalition Right Wing
Conservatives
Country program directors and Nashville record executives


Now I said I've made some mistakes, but I'm not as bad as those guys
How can God to this to me or can't she sympathize
He said you're wrong about God being cruel and mean
Oh God is the most loving thing that's never been seen
I said hotshot tell me this which religion is the truest
He said there all about the same, Budda was not a Christian, but Jesus
woulda made a good buddist


Well I thought about my future I didn't seem to have much of one
I looked around to leave but there was no place to run
I said I don't suppose I could go back and try living again
You know like reincarnation I hear that's the way it's always been
I can't answer that he said you're gonna have to wait for that response
But it's not any more unusual to be born twice than it is to be born once


Well it looked like I was gonna be stuck here as far as I could tell
I thought I might as well suck up you know what the hell
I said you know that soung that Charlie Daniels did
About how you went down to Georgia and played fiddle against that kid
He said yeah it broke my heart but you know what are you gonna do
I said to tell you the truth I thought your solo was the better of the two


Well then I woke up and I was lying in my bed
I went upstairs and kissed my little boy on his sleeping head
I took this dream as a sign from God so I thought I'd better pray
I said don't ever speak to me directly and thanks anyway
Now so much has changed about me besides me just giving up red meat
Some get spiritual cause they see the light and some cause they feel the
heat

[monkey]

im super cheesy. i really think i'd sell my soul to have the love that i want and give the love i want to give.

wow, sometimes, i want to smack myself for being such a cheeseball.

[cookiepuss]

im super cheesy. i really think i'd sell my soul to have the love that i want and give the love i want to give.

wow, sometimes, i want to smack myself for being such a cheeseball.

yeah, but when it comes to love the devil would probably do something pretty slimy...like give you two incredible years with your love and then have him die some horrible death or slip in to a coma or something. and you'd be so depressed that you become a crackwhore and when you finally OD the devil has ya. yeah. tricky devil.

[taquitos]

alf pogs.

remember alf? he's back. in pog form.

[monkey]

yeah, but when it comes to love the devil would probably do something pretty slimy...like give you two incredible years with your love and then have him die some horrible death or slip in to a coma or something. and you'd be so depressed that you become a crackwhore and when you finally OD the devil has ya. yeah. tricky devil.

well, i'd take it if maybe i died in 2 yrs, not have him die! that's just not right. i would specify no harm can come to loved one in the contract for my soul.

[abcdefz]

I would sell my soul to the devil to have never been born, which would take care of the whole damnation issue, but that's all.

[cookiepuss]

I would sell my soul to the devil to have never been born, which would take care of the whole damnation issue, but that's all.

but if you'd never been born, you couldn't have saved your brother from drowing in that frozen lake so that he could go on to be a war hero. And Mr. Growler would have poisioned that poor child if you hadn't been there to tell him he mixed up the perscription, George!!!!!!

[MC Moot]

but if you'd never been born, you couldn't have saved your brother from drowing in that frozen lake so that he could go on to be a war hero. And Mr. Growler would have poisioned that poor child if you hadn't been there to tell him he mixed up the perscription, George!!!!!!

Gowler smacked George so hard his ear bled,that was harsh!...:eek:

[Freebasser]

The Double (y)

[abcdefz]

but if you'd never been born, you couldn't have saved your brother from drowing in that frozen lake so that he could go on to be a war hero. And Mr. Growler would have poisioned that poor child if you hadn't been there to tell him he mixed up the perscription, George!!!!!!



--- and, having never been born, I wouldn't give a flying fuck.

[abcdefz]

Gowler smacked George so hard his ear bled,that was harsh!...:eek:



That kid doesn't get enough props. He was really good in that. And the way his voice is quaking when he's saying "my sore ear!" and
"you didn't mean it... I know you're feeling bad..." is heartbreaking.

[afronaut]

If I wanted to sell my soul, and then the devil appeared suddenly to make a deal, then I would probably say "no thanks" and become a Christian.

[Fan with a fan]

Hey ya'll -
the name is Gower.
FYI.

I know because you are talking about the movie that made the imprint in my mind of what a truly brave and decent (albeit fictional) human is...

[MC Moot]

the greatest trick the devil ever played was making us believe he doesn't exist...(y)

[funk63]

ok random crazy tv evangelist guy

[cookiepuss]

Hey ya'll -
the name is Gower.
FYI.

I know because you are talking about the movie that made the imprint in my mind of what a truly brave and decent (albeit fictional) human is...

Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker. That's right.

[BangkokB]

I've thought about this alot as of late: As time goes by sometimes you sell a little chip of your soul as you cross that invisible line in the sand that you said you wouldn't cross.


Interesting Question: I think I sold mine for way undermarket.

[Bob]

wouldn't selling your soul to the devil just put you in debt again? that's like using one credit card to pay off another one

[Miho]

To rid my mind from OCD.

[Helvete]

A big bag of Cheetos!

[Bob]

A big bag of Cheetos!

fuck man, i'll buy your soul for two

then i'll flip it to the devil for three

sucker

[Dorothy Wood]

Pizza!

I don't even have a soul, so joke's on the devil. boo ya.

[paul jones]

The Millenium Falcon

[Yetra Flam]

to get away with killing the people i don't like.

[taquitos]

The Millenium Falcon

i'm changing my vote to millenium falcon, too