WTF? Ladies explain...

[Loppfessor]

So I was on my way to a meeting when one of my troops stops me and says "Sergeant "Loppfessor" I need to go (early) and take a shower" I'm like "Shower? Why?" to which she replies..."I'm having feminine issues and need to take a shower" so I let her go just cus I didn't want her to elaborate any further.

Now am I just a chump for falling for the old "feminine issues" routine or what? What the hell could be going on where she would need to go take a shower??

[Freebasser]

Was her name Pvt. Dancer?

[cookiepuss]

her fucking period man. maybe she's bleeding like a stuffed pig.:rolleyes:

[Loppfessor]

Negative

[cookiepuss]

and if it's not her damn period it might be THIS (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginitis)

it gets pretty rank, dude.

[cookiepuss]

Negative

mmmmm....you inspected her for blood?


did you give her a good sniff too?:rolleyes:

[Loppfessor]

No fool! Negative to the Pvt. Dancer...gross


Yeah so if she did all the sudden start her period, aren't women prepared for that shit? Most girls I've dated pretty much know when it's gonna start.

[cookiepuss]

lol. ah ok.

um, not always prepared. some women know...but many have irregular periods that don't follow a pattern. also depending on the situation (birth control pills and other things) some women get light to moderate "spotting" in between thier regular flow.

[Dorothy Wood]

maybe she's on her period and her vagina's all gross. or she could have like a yeast infection or a bacterial infection so like cheese and juices are leaking out all over and she needs to wash it off.

or! maybe she has a herpes outbreak and there's like sores and puss!

[cookiepuss]

of course maybe she just has a hot date tonight....

[Loppfessor]

^Yuck! that's exactly why I didn't want to ask. Normally I wouldn't give s shit but this lady is a bit of a pain. She seldom works a full week because she always has some appointment or her kid's sick or a bunch of other shit. I almost hope this time she was bullshitting me just so I can not think about all that gross vagina stuff

[cookiepuss]

yeah...see vagina's need extra special care. that's why you men don't have one. you'd never keep it clean!!!!

[Lyman Zerga]

my vagina doesnt need extra special care, maybe cause my vagina is extra special

[Kid Presentable]

her fucking period man. maybe she's bleeding like a stuffed pig.:rolleyes:

Stuck pig. You stick a pig in the jugular with a knife, hence the bleeding.

[cookiepuss]

Stuck pig. You stick a pig in the jugular with a knife, hence the bleeding.

see that's what I thought..but then something looked odd about stuck and I switched it thinking I must be wrong.

[Bob]

you switched it to stuffed? pigs are usually done bleeding by the time you stuff them

[Kid Presentable]

If she'd gone up to him with herbs, breadcrumbs and walnut shoved up her arse and an apple in her mouth, then yeah stuffed for sure.

[cookiepuss]

yeah, yeah...quit busting my balls...it's not like I'm not doing 20 other things while posting here. I makey mistakeys.


I knew it was either stuck or stuffed and now I know for sure which it is.

[Kid Presentable]

Unless, she didn't have the painters in, and she was bleeding like a stuffed pig: Not at all. Then I'd say she might be taking liberties with the whole 'Female Issues'.

[Lyman Zerga]

it's quite fun taking a bath while having your period (y)

a fucking slaughter fest!

[Dorothy Wood]

fucking gross. baths are so gross. sitting in your own filth ye are.

[mate_spawn_die]

this thread is making me hungry

[Loppfessor]

^This thread is making me wanna puke...why oh why did i start it?

[Kid Presentable]

Grape-Stomping comes to mind

[-T-]

I have heard women say the wonder how us men walk around with those things(The penis). I wonder quite the opposite.

[AceFace]

sometimes, all of a sudden, "monthly feminine issues" seems to kick it up a notch out of nowhere and it's so gross. when i'm having a bad time with it, i'll take 3 showers in a day.

blech.