men who masturbate sitting down

[ericlee]

seriously, what the crap is up with that?

I stand up when I do so. Hell, I even run around the apartment making train noises cept I go "tugga tugga, SPOO SPOOO!".

Sitting down while doing so is uncreative and unmanly.

[camo]

how about kneeling down?

[Tzar]

sitting down is the SHIT! seriously, people who don't sit down when they wank MUST BE A FAG! :cool:

[-T-]

pff, standing up, running around, sitting, its all weak. Upside down is where its at. Just don't hit yourself, unless thats your thing.

[ericlee]

try standing up with a belt around your neck, and run around making train noises.

You really have to question your sexuality AND mentality if you sit down.

[mikizee]

I'm choking on my own rage here

[funk63]

thats same gay shit yo

[abcdefz]

I usually throw myself powerfully and passionately up against a wall and do it.

[kaiser soze]

I like to masturbate while shitting

it's sorta like a blumpkin

[b i o n i c]

I usually throw myself powerfully and passionately up against a wall and do it.

hahah(y)

[cookiepuss]

seriously, what the crap is up with that?

I stand up when I do so. Hell, I even run around the apartment making train noises cept I go "tugga tugga, SPOO SPOOO!".

Sitting down while doing so is uncreative and unmanly.

lol. what a wonderful visual.

[paul jones]

I wonder if anybody has had a tug whilst parachuting?

[camo]

I usually throw myself powerfully and passionately up against a wall and do it.

in slow motion?! :D

[Lex Diamonds]

For those of you who have pets, do you carry on if the pet walks in? I think me and my cat kind of have an agreement, she doesn't really look at me and leaves the room. Like if I walked in on her tailing herself or however those crazy felines get down I'd just be like "shit, sorry Meg" and leave her to it, ya know?

And this thread sucks ass. Why waste energy standing up that could be used on mackin' the sack?