the unessessary thread...

[cookiepuss]

go ahead make all the unnecessary posts you want!!!!!

have a pointless argument about...something, anything!

got something worthless to say? this is the place! have a seat!

[cookiepuss]

it's unnecessary to mis-spell unessessary. BUT. I did it anyway!!!!!:p

[Funky Pepp]

hey shut up. I'll kick your ass. wugawuga!!! :eek:

[cookiepuss]

THAT was uncalled for.

[Miho]

I'm hungry. Gonna get a sandwich.

[TAL]

I have no need for this thread.

[Yetra Flam]

why do i enjoy top model so much? it's totally not me, but i still enjoy watching it.

[b i o n i c]

my foot hurts, can i see the nurse?

[Yetra Flam]

i like how tyra has made herself as the black mona lisa

[b i o n i c]

i would like to be known as the new denzel washington

[Yetra Flam]

oh anya's crying :(

[Funky Pepp]

why do i enjoy top model so much? it's totally not me, but i still enjoy watching it.

Hihi me too... :o
Tomorrow is Heidi-Klum-Day!

P.S.@ cookiepuss: I love this thread as I'm still at work at 2:11 am and find it harder and harder to concentrate :(

[beastieboysbaby]

i am the walrus kookoo kachu

[kleptomaniac]

i'm klepto! i'm klepto! i'm klepto!

[Yetra Flam]

whitney tries too hard to be sexy

[Funky Pepp]

...and sexney tries too hard to be witty!

[b i o n i c]

i would love to be in a room alone with Tyra Banks, I would beat the fuck out of her.

tyra banks is HUGE.

[beastieboysbaby]

my legs hurt real bad from sitting in an awkward position .

and i only have 15 more days left of school !


*puts hands in the air* ooh ooh !

[kleptomaniac]

i only have 3 more days of high school left. i win. :p

[TAL]

i'm klepto! i'm klepto! i'm klepto!

Oh :(

[beastieboysbaby]

i only have 3 more days of high school left. i win. :p


damn ! lucky you ! (y)



in case anybody wants to know...im plannin on going to texas university in austin when im finished with highschool . just sayin


;)

[kleptomaniac]

Oh :(

aw don't be sad...you're still my favorite TAL! *hugs* :o

[Yeti]

When you go make sure to call it the University of Texas. Austin is a good town.

[TAL]

aw don't be sad...you're still my favorite TAL! *hugs* :o

Always and forever!

[Yetra Flam]

lol tyra said "whitney, there's someone inside of you...."

[kleptomaniac]

Always and forever!

To infinity and beyond!

[beastieboysbaby]

When you go make sure to call it the University of Texas. Austin is a good town.


lol i had a feeling i didnt say the right name....haha

[funk63]

i prefer girls with really short shorts to girls with really short skirts

[Miho]

The sandwich was good. I had it with a bowl of broccoli cheddar soup, a bag of chips, and a soda.

[funk63]

brockly chedder soup from paneras is good

[Miho]

Yeah. That's where I went. Panera Bread is a nice place to eat at.

[beastieboysbaby]

with the bread bowls !?!?!? those are super good !

[Miho]

All I have each time is the sandwich, soup, and chip deal.

[beastieboysbaby]

you should try the breadbowl with the soup inside . its so worth the moola . $$$

[taquitos]

brockly chedder soup from paneras is good

To HELL WITH YOU!!!1

[funk63]

To HELL WITH YOU!!!1



(...?)

[funk63]

All I have each time is the sandwich, soup, and chip deal.

how much does that cost? ive only ate there when my grandmas payed for it but it sounds really good right about now.

[Miho]

About $8-9.

[taquitos]

SMOKE WEED

ELMORE JAMES GOT NUTHIN' ON THIS

[BBboy20]

*writes petition on sexing up the hot ladies of BBMB*

[funk63]

About $8-9.

(spits out bagel bite) i cant afford that shiite@!

[hpdrifter]

I also enjoy the Top Model. I'm not sure what it is about it but I love it.

I don't really watch the seasons when they're on, though. I usually catch the marathons on VH1.

[Waus]

I love sandwiches. Especially italian subs, I could eat one every other day and never get tired of them.
:o

[camo]

a girl a work whom everyone fancies keeps flirting with me and she just came over to my desk and gave me a milkyway. All the guys are jealous and are ribbing me.

[paul jones]

a girl a work whom everyone fancies keeps flirting with me and she just came over to my desk and gave me a milkyway. All the guys are jealous and are ribbing me.


fuckin ell, milky way! you know what that means?

she wants you to bum her,it's true,bloke down the pub said so

[na§tee]

i also love sandwiches. but everytime i buy a loaf of bread i only end up using about half of it and it spoils. so i have stopped eating home-made sandwiches. sigh.

[hpdrifter]

Lucky you.

Btw, love the new avatar but wasn't Billy Ocean a black dude?

[camo]

fuckin ell, milky way! you know what that means?

she wants you to bum her,it's true,bloke down the pub said so

that guy with the whippet and the wonky leg?

Lucky you.

Btw, love the new avatar but wasn't Billy Ocean a black dude?

It's Rick Astley. He's making a comeback of sorts. :D

[hpdrifter]

Oh right. Their voices sound similar.

[cookiepuss]

I don't really watch the seasons when they're on, though. I usually catch the marathons on VH1.

see that's the dangerous way to watch it...because after about six hours, you realize you've wasted a whole fucking day watching Tyra make funny faces.:rolleyes:

[camo]

Oh right. Their voices sound similar.

you can hear my avator!?!?!?!? Wow thats well weird!

[paul jones]

that guy with the whippet and the wonky leg?





yeah that's him

[camo]

yeah that's him

I bought a couple of knock of dvd's from him the other day. They all turned out to be blank though. (n)

He told me to tell you that he has your copy of Dirty Dancing 2 finished for you and he'll see you saturday.

[abcdefz]

The first place where I had sushi yesterday had the Eagles playing on the sound system.

Japanese food = concrete cowboys :confused:

The meal was kinda unsatisfying, so I actually wound up at another sushi place for dinner.

There was no music on.

[Loppfessor]

Ugh...I'm depressed again and my insomnia is back

[Lex Diamonds]

a girl a work whom everyone fancies keeps flirting with me and she just came over to my desk and gave me a milkyway. All the guys are jealous and are ribbing me.
How come it's "whom everyone fancies", do you not know yourself whether she's hot or not? Did your girlfriend surgically remove your balls?

If she's fit and wants it up the bum then what the hell are you waiting for? :confused:

[Miho]

Have a sandwich, Lopp.

[Lex Diamonds]

http://www.zshare.net/audio/120583403ab105d7

[paul jones]

I bought a couple of knock of dvd's from him the other day. They all turned out to be blank though. (n)

He told me to tell you that he has your copy of Dirty Dancing 2 finished for you and he'll see you saturday.

thank fuck for that,my favorite film ever that is

[Loppfessor]

I just had some crappy "Mexican" food

[b i o n i c]

every year, many people die.

[cookiepuss]

107 humans per minute die around the world

1.78 per second
107 per minute
6390 per hour
153 thousand per day
56.0 million per year
3.9 billion per average lifetime (70 years)

(Above answer is from the website -http://www.biblehelp.org/mortality.htm )

[cookiepuss]

did you know people can grow horns? it's an excess of Keratin the grows on the skin called a Cutaneous Horn.

how about a game of horseshoe? (http://www.wunderkabinett.co.uk/gallery/albums/userpics/10003/horn_china.jpg)

sexy (http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c335/pigilito/Case4horn.jpg)

but they don't only grow on people's heads (http://www.zimbio.com/Cutaneous+Horns/articles/3/Dede+the+Indonesian+Tree+Man)

[b i o n i c]

your honor, im just a caveman!

sometimes i wanna, GET OUT of my new BMW and run for the hills

[cookiepuss]

PUSS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckBJuJctCdA)


careful. you sure you wanna click on that?

[b i o n i c]

did you know people can grow horns? it's an excess of Keratin the grows on the skin called a Cutaneous Horn.

how about a game of horseshoe? (http://www.wunderkabinett.co.uk/gallery/albums/userpics/10003/horn_china.jpg)

sexy (http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c335/pigilito/Case4horn.jpg)

but they don't only grow on people's heads (http://www.zimbio.com/Cutaneous+Horns/articles/3/Dede+the+Indonesian+Tree+Man)

what the shit?!

remember the unicorn back in the 80's? the ringling bros circus one...



edit: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHGHGHGHGHG!!

[cookiepuss]

I vaugely remember something about a unicorn and the circus...hummmm



completely unnecessary TV show (http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=2cVo0Z5caKQ)

[cookiepuss]

oh yeah...here it is Bio....The Living Unicorn! (http://www.ringling.com/explore/history/legend/unicorn.aspx)


um...it's a fucking goat.

[b i o n i c]

were people in general just dumber 25 years ago?

[b i o n i c]

haha i love the person who made their screenname "buck buck" i dunno why

[Miho]

Ah. Great breakfast. I went to IHOP. Had eggs, bacon, hashbrowns, and a plate of strawberry french toast. I know. I'm a pig.

[Funky Pepp]

Is Mike D related to of Mc D?
:rolleyes:

Mmmmmhhhh Mc Donalds.

[beastieboysbaby]

chick fil a's milkshakes are REALLY good !!! i want one right now...

this is my usual chick-fil-a choice:

4 piece chicken strips with extra buttermilk ranch ((y)) with their fries and a chocolate milkshake without the whip cream and cherry.

[na§tee]

i'm going to hassle my visiting landlords (um - flatmate's parents, it's quite chillaxed) for more alcohol because they drank half of my bottle of wine.

when i say hassle, i mean finger my empty glass longingly for 10 minutes until they offer.

[ET]

Stone Cold (http://www.stonecoldmovie.com/images/CAST%20-%20JOE%20HUFF.jpg); Better than Roadhouse? Perhaps (http://today-yuuri.cocolog-nifty.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/12/200804121142000_2.jpg).

[Yetra Flam]

i hate the word "cooter"

[na§tee]

i wonder what roosta's title says, so i do.

[trailerprincess]

I have been in Frankfurt and Paris again. Took a taxi ride with a white Queen Latifah who got me and my colleague on our flight with minutes to spare and exchanged on my house/flat today (y) I complete at the end of the month

And when I switched on mtv in my hotel room this morning, it was showing one of my top 6 songs ever

[na§tee]

i have that problem with bread, ms crafty! pft, perishable food and drink, who needs em?

it's 2am; one flatmate is on tour with his rockstaring and my other flatmate is touring with her actoring. i feel bored and untalented. i would make a sandwich, but i have NAE BREAD.

[abcdefz]

Two things from last night:

1) FUCK was it windy. Particles flying everywhere, too.

I got home and at one point was just sitting there and there was this zapping outside my window, along with white, milky sparks. Not
bluish/violet electrical looking sparks -- white and milky. Then it was over.

A bit later, I was outside, and a PG&E truck -- an electrical/natural gas service truck -- was sitting in our apartment driveway, and the
driver was just looking up into the trees. Wind started gusting, electrical lines started swaying, hitting tree limbs, and CRACKLE ZAPPIN'! --
showers of these milky sparks went flying. He looked alarmed and started getting out of the truck.

I went inside and unplugged stuff I really cared about (stereo) or stuff that would just be too weird to start a fire (air purifier).

Yikes.


2) My downstairs neighbor, apparently, has gotten a new game with a bassline that throbs through my floor and keeps me awake.
Now, since I'm the one in bed early and he turns it off at quiet time, I'm not quite ready to say anything yet. But I'm really
bleary-eyed and I wish he'd get better, because the music cycles back to the beginning so quickly he must be getting killed off
pretty fucking fast. At one point I heard some new stuff, so hopefully he's improving.

But folks -- if you do live in an apartment building, regardless of your "rights" -- you are living with other people. Watch your sounds
and smells a bit.

Yeah, if it keeps up, I'll ask him about turning it down a little and see what he says. I can always buy earplugs, but it's the bass,
so it comes through in vibrations as much as anything.

[MC Moot]

Two things from last night:


2) My downstairs neighbor, apparently, has gotten a new game with a bassline that throbs through my floor and keeps me awake.
Now, since I'm the one in bed early and he turns it off at quiet time, I'm not quite ready to say anything yet. But I'm really
bleary-eyed and I wish he'd get better, because the music cycles back to the beginning so quickly he must be getting killed off
pretty fucking fast. At one point I heard some new stuff, so hopefully he's improving.

But folks -- if you do live in an apartment building, regardless of your "rights" -- you are living with other people. Watch your sounds
and smells a bit.

Yeah, if it keeps up, I'll ask him about turning it down a little and see what he says. I can always buy earplugs, but it's the bass,
so it comes through in vibrations as much as anything.

FUCK!...my neighbor,downstairs as well must have the same fuck'n game...exact same scenario...I never hear "music" from their suite just game noize...he's a punk ass kid...I heard him cursing up my landlord a couple weeks back,because he dumped his cat litter in the garbage bin unbagged and the landlord woke him up bright and early to clean up his stupidity...and the landlord is a senior citizen,ya you're a tuff guy kid...I really wanna smack him...like I'm just waiting for the opportunity...which is bad cause I'm not like that...anyway's I have the trump card on them cause one complaint and they're evicted,pronto...rant,rant,rant...I'm alway's conscious of my noise output...every once in awhile I let loose but Mon-Fri is down by 10p.m...what kinda smells you talking bout?...weed?...fish?...curry?...tobacco?...I think the only thing ya can complain about with regards to smell is the smoke really....:rolleyes:

[Waus]

I'm always the one who gets noise complaints :( I just like playing music loud enough to dance when I want.

Although at my last apartment the walls were thick as crap and no one could hear anything.

The absolute worst thing ever was when my best friend in college's roommate bought these huge speakers for their living room (tiny 2 bedroom apartment) to go with the [extremely large] television he placed out there and then got pissed every time we played Gears of War after 10pm or if he was home.

That guy was a dick.

[abcdefz]

what kinda smells you talking bout?...weed?...fish?...curry?...tobacco?...I think the only thing ya can complain about with regards to smell is the smoke really....:rolleyes:




Rotting garbage, bad pet or pet-related odors...

[MC Moot]

^ahhhhh...jeez...never experienced that but ya...although some tom cat has been spraying my back door as of late,the custodian here told me to spray it with amonia and he'll stop...I think he's trying to hook up with that feline downstairs..:D

[funk63]

i hate the word "cooter"

me too. i usually automatically hate someone if i hear them say it. frisco melts are good.

[abcdefz]

That's something, too.

I think you could make an argument about cooking smells if people's vinegar or something is constantly filling the halls. Or maybe awful incense.
Definitely smoke or whatever color, but my problem with that is if you moved into a building that allows smoking, well...

That being said: apparently some residents in our building were making such a cigarette smoke mess in the hallways that they got enough
complaints that our landlords decided it's now a non-smoking building. Now, that's kinda fucked up for people who started renting there and
were assured that cigarette smoking was okay AHEM. I never had complaints probably because I stuff a robe at my door so the smoke doesn't
waft out. Maybe that's the way you do it. Much like noise, I don't think you inflict smoke smells on others even if they smoke. It's too close
a space; you have to be considerate.

Oh, yeah -- UNLOAD THE LAUNDRY when it's done. I need to get mine in there, and I'll remove yours if I have to.

[funk63]

PUSS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckBJuJctCdA)


careful. you sure you wanna click on that?

koolest thing ive seen all day. i want to get one. it would suck but the release at the end must be euphoric.. like running a marathon then jumping into a pool of icecream.

[MC Moot]

Or maybe awful incense..

I love the bad incense to cover the smell of your rat weed...you my neighbor,are sooooo incognito,we suspect nada.....:rolleyes:

[abcdefz]

Yup :D

Your obligatory copy of Bob Marley Legend helps, too.

[HEIRESS]

Im wearing a paper towel bib and eating a larger than my entire head bowl of salad right now. 11:12 am @ work has never been better.

[abcdefz]

My stomach is growling like crazy and I just had cottage cheese and oatmeal two hours ago.



My arms are sore from lifting last night for the first time in months. I can straighten them out if I try, but otherwise the forearms curl in a bit,
so if I walk around relaxed, my hands are in front of my thighs instead of at my sides.

Congratulations. Lactic acid = You've been living a sedentary, body-polluting lifestyle. :rolleyes:

[MC Moot]

I'm not listening to the band I'm going to see tonight because one should never listen to the music on the day of the show...this is taboo...

[abcdefz]

...on the LONG LONG drive to see Jane's Addiction, we wound up just listening to their first two albums over and over and over. It was like,
"You guys want to listen to something else now..." and there was this kinda slow, "Uh... not really... go ahead; play it again..." thing.
It was kinda magic.

[abcdefz]

-- anyway: who are you going to see?

[MC Moot]

^ The Hives...:D (http://www.thehivesbroadcastingservice.com/)

[abcdefz]

I want you home by 9:00.

[Waus]

...on the LONG LONG drive to see Jane's Addiction, we wound up just listening to their first two albums over and over and over. It was like,
"You guys want to listen to something else now..." and there was this kinda slow, "Uh... not really... go ahead; play it again..." thing.
It was kinda magic.

One of the guys I work with met and surfed with Perry Farrell when he was younger. Bought acid from him for years and stayed in touch.

[abcdefz]

How funny.

He actually seemed really accessible when I met him. Granted, that's not exactly being friends or anything, but I'd expected him to be
pretty affected, and he was cool.

[MC Moot]

I want you home by 9:00.

Like tommorow night?...and say,dad,I need money for a t-shirt,bus fare and a burger...kay?

(y)

[MC Moot]

I never did see Jane's,but I saw Perry D.J at the Starfish Room,late 90's and he was totally approachable,feather boa,elton john shades and all...flamboyancy personified...:cool:

[ericlee]

I'm standing outside having a smoke and watching pigeons strut their stuff trying to seduce a female pigeon.

One would strut up bobbing his head and ruffle his feathers and try to mount up and she'd move away.

Another would be all like, "sucka, that ain't no game, check this out" and she'd move away.

It's been going on for like 5 mins now.

[abcdefz]

Like tommorow night?...and say,dad,I need money for a t-shirt,bus fare and a burger...kay?

(y)




I was going to pitch in for a hotel room, champagne and a prostitute, but if you have such simple needs, Grasshopper... okay!

[abcdefz]

I never did see Jane's,but I saw Perry D.J at the Starfish Room,late 90's and he was totally approachable,feather boa,elton john shades and all...flamboyancy personified...:cool:



He does dress for success...

[Dorothy Wood]

whoa, jane's addiction is on the radio right this minute! weird.


this probably belongs in my murphy's law thread, but I was trying to eat lunch and this chick came in asking where she could get a certain framing product that isn't available to the public. I said I could sell her some, but I can't tell her a price until she knows how much she needs. then she proceeded to tell me all about how she does her own framing and how it's her day off and usually she isn't out and about, and all her trials and troubles with trying to get plexiglass. and I was like, "uh huh".

I don't really understand why she would think I would want to help her do her own framing. that's like, how we make money here. duh. LADY GET OUT I EAT LUNCH NOW!

[ericlee]

when I went to a Jane's Addiction show, people were throwing their shoes on stage.

Perry would pick them up and say, "you know what they say about shoe size and dicks... Look at this, size 7.. Good job needledick."

And then a size 14 came up. He had no comment.

Then at the first lalapalooza, some dickhead threw a glow stick and it hit Perry right in the eye and it ended up finishing their set cause it brought him to the floor. They had like 3 songs to go.

Oh, and his opening words of the show, "I'm so horny, I could suck God's dick right here on stage"

[Lyman Zerga]

my dog died a few days ago, he was my last pet so this is the first time in my life that im living without any pets and it fucking blows (n)

[instigator7022]

i friggin cannot beat the slipknot song on guitar hero 3 on expert... It's killing me.

[funk63]

christians piss me off

[na§tee]

i was working at the part-time job i do when i can be arsed at the weekends - for a university library here in glasgow (purely because it was the final shift before the summer and my supervisor decided to have a cocktail hour.. or two while working, booyah) and a reader came up to me to check his books out.

he asked "why aren't you at church?" - in all seriousness (it's sunday, ya see) i was pretty shocked so i just loled, but he asked again, firmly. guessing he had a problem with me not being at church and finding it frightfully rude people think asking questions like this to people in public service positions is acceptable, i just said "why aren't you in church?" - he did a sly smile, collected his books and walked away. hrmph.

libraries are sometimes a bit weird.

[kleptomaniac]

my hands feel tingly. :/

[TAL]

Wayne & Garth reunion!

I enjoyed it.

[jackrock]

I've been here for 3 years.






:(

[hpdrifter]

Wayne & Garth reunion!

I enjoyed it.

It was better than in recent years. I LOLed a couple of times. (y)

[funk63]

i was working at the part-time job i do when i can be arsed at the weekends - for a university library here in glasgow (purely because it was the final shift before the summer and my supervisor decided to have a cocktail hour.. or two while working, booyah) and a reader came up to me to check his books out.

he asked "why aren't you at church?" - in all seriousness (it's sunday, ya see) i was pretty shocked so i just loled, but he asked again, firmly. guessing he had a problem with me not being at church and finding it frightfully rude people think asking questions like this to people in public service positions is acceptable, i just said "why aren't you in church?" - he did a sly smile, collected his books and walked away. hrmph.

libraries are sometimes a bit weird.



#1. i was catholic since i was little. the church i went to was full of pompous assholes and stuck up beaches. i was dragged into my cousins presbyterian church last sunday.. they had huge tv monitors showing close up shots of the pastor on either side of him. this guy was a real douch. he said something like atheistic science teaches that sexuality is controlled my a single cell. i was like thats bullshit really loud. afterwards i met the tech grew leader dude, also quite douche like. my cuzn introduced me to him and he was like hey who r u and stuff jamey i say then he laughs shakes my hand, im like who are you. he says har ha ha nice of you to ask im rob or something i cant really remember.
i made some joke about us catholics not having air conditoning. he laughs histerically.








#2. why god why cant i find a cute goth chick whos not fat?

[abcdefz]

My hands still smell like cleaner from all the cleaning I was doing last night.

The city is inspecting our building today. Don't know if someone reported something or if it's just because it's an historical building or what.

I hope I don't get shit for still smoking in my apartment.

Fuck. Stressful times. I'm starting to look at homeless people very, very differently.