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mate_spawn_die
05-15-2008, 06:49 AM
a man should ALWAYS use the grill

a man should always wear pants

a man should be a man at all times

a man should NEVER listen to anything that prevents him from his manhood of being a... man

men should be careful of crossing the boundries of being too UNman

a man should NEVER EVER fucking listen to culture club

A MAN DOES NOT CRY!

a man has the right to ridicule men who are fake imposter UNmen freaks

a man should always have a firm MANLY handshake

a man must remain bland at all times

oh my god! last but not fucking least! a man should pee standing up! LIKE A MAN! if any of you sissy fuckers pee sitting down you shall be banished from the man's man club immediately!
mikizee
05-15-2008, 07:38 AM
I like to wear shorts sometimes
Loppfessor
05-15-2008, 03:30 PM
I also enjoy shorts during the summer months...also I only pee sitting down after a poop
funk63
05-15-2008, 05:50 PM
i would have a firmer grip but i dont really care about the people I meet so im just like fuck it whatever
mate_spawn_die
05-15-2008, 06:14 PM
I like to wear shorts sometimes

I also enjoy shorts during the summer months...also I only pee sitting down after a poop

sissy short wearin' fuckers. you aren't men.

shit standing up! like a real MAN!

i don't care if your a cripple! get on your damn feet and piss!
RobMoney$
05-15-2008, 06:47 PM
I guess real men make emotional little threads on internet message boards crying about how stupid "men" rules are.
Lex Diamonds
05-15-2008, 06:58 PM
Rob, I think you're confusing "real men" with "wussy chumps". Easy mistake to make, fixed now.
mate_spawn_die
05-15-2008, 11:19 PM
damn! i've been out flexed! i'm drowning in testosterone! i've let "emotions" get the best of me!
Gareth
05-16-2008, 01:15 AM
limp handshakes are the worst
russhie
05-16-2008, 01:28 AM
Jesus. The internet really is full of weirdos.
taquitos
05-16-2008, 01:36 AM
hahaha
ericlee
05-16-2008, 02:38 AM
always pick your nose and eat as many boogers as possible at every stopsign of an intersection.
Planetary
05-16-2008, 04:17 AM
What's wrong with a firm handshake? only Gays, homos and fags have a limp handshake.

P.s. Gayest thread ever.
camo
05-16-2008, 04:23 AM
P.s. Gayest thread ever.

now it is (http://blog.icelandexpress.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/gok-wan.jpg)
-T-
05-16-2008, 07:55 AM
How about those guys who like vagina's, what are they trying to prove?