So guys, ever done a girl up the butt?

[Lex Diamonds]

I regret to say that I never have, yet. All that will change next time I bang a hot slut (see my Slags and Sluts thread).

If the answer's yes, how susceptible are women to the idea? Did you ask them first or just stuff it in, surprise party style?

Oh yeah and ladies, do you take it up the shitter?

[Guy Incognito]

yes i have my brown wings!

I took my wife up the shitter last night - i thought that was a strange name for a pub! It was a bit of a struggle getting in but once inside it was very comfortable!

Ok, thats it i am all out of anal sex jokes.

[discopants]

Stop pandering to the Americans, a butt is a crap footballer who used to play for United.

[Lex Diamonds]

Pander to my balls!

This song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU) has made "in the butt" the universally accepted terminology.

[YoungRemy]

i like butters' version (http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/165193/)

[alien autopsy]

jesus christ save you

[Yetra Flam]

dude, shut up

[afronaut]

yeah. it's overrated.

[Lex Diamonds]

dude, shut up
Sorry, did I embarass you? :(
(SHE BLATANTLY LOVES IT IN THE BUM, LOL ; ) ; ))
:(

[cookiepuss]

dude, you don't just shove it in. you start with a lube..."real" lube not spit...and stick a finger in first, if that's ok with her, stick another in...and another...THEN you replace the fingers by pulling them out slowly and sliding your dick in.


you don't really have to ask her...cause if you put a finger there and she don't want it she WILL let you know. just drop it at that point and quicly move on to plan B...which is probably going to involve going down on her for a hour to make up for trying to get a tricky finger up her butt.

but if she'll take a finger or two in the ass, she'll take your dick too.


:cool:

ps: make sure you trim your damn fingernails before you attempt the tricky finger ok? no one wants their anus scratched by a hang nail.

[abcdefz]

ps: make sure you trim your damn fingernails before you attempt the tricky finger ok? no one wants their anus scratched by a hang nail.




Oh, I'm sure someone does.

[ET]

Hmm, the hole where the feces comes out or the other one that's naturally lubricated and doesn't contain poop... I'll take the one with the feces. Yeah, that is what I want. (y)

i understand that gay men don't have a choice. sorry dudes.:(

[cookiepuss]

Hmm, the hole where the feces comes out or the other one that's naturally lubricated and doesn't contain poop... I'll take the one with the feces. Yeah, that is what I want. (y)

i understand that gay men don't have a choice. sorry dudes.:(

worst argument ever. why? cause piss come out your penis dude. PISS. and yet you think nothing of us ladies putting our mouths on it and sucking it.:rolleyes: BTW cum doesn't exactly taste like whipped cream you know.

[Guy Incognito]

but if she'll take a finger or two in the ass, she'll take your dick too.



ps: make sure you trim your damn fingernails before you attempt the tricky finger ok? no one wants their anus scratched by a hang nail.

so thats the real reason Edward Scissorhands always looked so sad.

[cookiepuss]

so thats the real reason Edward Scissorhands always looked so sad.

hell yeah. and he couldn't even choke his own chicken!!! Poor Scissorhands.:(

[Guy Incognito]

hell yeah. and he couldn't even choke his own chicken!!! Poor Scissorhands.:(

he had to console himself by trimmin his pubes into the eiffel tower.

[hpdrifter]

I hope this is a joke. May you have a great "surprise party" of your own some day if that's how you really feel.

[Dorothy Wood]

I have a sensitive butt hole, I don't want anything shoved up there. people can do whatever they want with their butts as long as it's consensual.

but, like...poop comes out of there!

[mikizee]

I'm a fan of buttsex, and about 50% of the chicks I have been with have been down with it too, which is cool.

As a wise man once said

Up the bum = no babies (y)

[Bob]

worst argument ever. why? cause piss come out your penis dude. PISS. and yet you think nothing of us ladies putting our mouths on it and sucking it.:rolleyes: BTW cum doesn't exactly taste like whipped cream you know.

you don't fuck urethras though

[mikizee]

I never said I preferred it.

But it is cool and feels great. Something different I guess.

[Yetra Flam]

maybe because generally you sleep with girls that have big loose vaginas

[The Notorious LOL]

Pander to my balls!

This song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU) has made "in the butt" the universally accepted terminology.

ayo x 10,000,000

[cookiepuss]

you don't fuck urethras though

oh no, we just swallow cum. whoo-fucking hoo. you guys honestly think we think it tastes great don't you? :rolleyes:to the power of 20

[Yetra Flam]

you act like it's a law that you have to

[cookiepuss]

it's not...but honestly, many men sort of expect it


some of these dudes are whining about how "dirty" butt sex is, when giving head isn't considered "dirty" but it USUALLY involves swallowing cum. I'm just saying...

[The Notorious LOL]

cum has a sexual connotation though. Poop is digested food.

A few microbes of possible urine vs the fairly real possibility of getting a poopy dick is a pretty significant difference

[fucktopgirl]

you act like it's a law that you have to


it is no fucking law!1 Fuck no!

I can swallow if it is a small load.... the third time.. maybe .... the first load make me want to throw up...

[RobMoney$]

First of all, I'm not into hurting girls.
And any woman who says having a cock up their ass feels good is only lying to herself.
You know she's taking on a massive amount of pain to give you the extra added pleasure of fucking a tighter hole then her vag.
That doesn't turn me on AT ALL.

Secondly, Yeah...the whole shitty-dick thing is just too much for me to deal with.

I just think if you're getting off on fucking a girl in the ass, you'll fuck a guy in the ass. There's no difference, it's all brown inside.

[jackrock]

I just think if you're getting off on fucking a girl in the ass, you'll fuck a guy in the ass. There's no difference, it's all brown inside.

Just like saying if you're getting off on fucking a girls mouth, you'll fuck a guy in the mouth. There's no difference, it's all saliva and teeth inside.

[mikizee]

First of all, I'm not into hurting girls.
And any woman who says having a cock up their ass feels good is only lying to herself.
You know she's taking on a massive amount of pain to give you the extra added pleasure of fucking a tighter hole then her vag.
That doesn't turn me on AT ALL.

Secondly, Yeah...the whole shitty-dick thing is just too much for me to deal with.

I just think if you're getting off on fucking a girl in the ass, you'll fuck a guy in the ass. There's no difference, it's all brown inside.


Wrong wrong WRONG. I've known a few girls to request it and bring it up without any prompting from me. Some like it because it helps them cum quicker. Others just like the sensation. Who am I to deny the pleasure they want?

I have had anal sex with a girl many times and never EVER had 'shitty dick'.

As for your last fucking stupid comment see jackrock's reply below.

Just like saying if you're getting off on fucking a girls mouth, you'll fuck a guy in the mouth. There's no difference, it's all saliva and teeth inside.

ie this one.

maybe because generally you sleep with girls that have big loose vaginas

LOLZ

[funk63]

im drunk and this is the best fucking thread ever. you guys are quite clever and witty. but as far as butt sex goes, never done it, and dont really want to cuz i dont wanna get my dick covered in shit. ill stick with pussy.

[mikizee]

Read my above reply

[Lex Diamonds]

Just try it once, you might love it. ;)

[mikizee]

Stop using my material

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm sorry, it's just so alluring, who could resist?

[RobMoney$]

Just like saying if you're getting off on fucking a girls mouth, you'll fuck a guy in the mouth. There's no difference, it's all saliva and teeth inside.

Wrong, WRONG, WRONG!

Everybody knows getting a blowjob from a guy doesn't make you gay,
only the dude with the cock in his mouth is gay.

[mikizee]

heh heh

[DipDipDive]

I think the what's gay/straight/appealing/disgusting argument should be set aside completely when it comes to sex. Every person's body is different and we all respond favorably or unfavorably to different things. Some girls like anal and some don't. That's just the facts.

I've never done it and have absolutely no desire to. The thought alone makes me uncomfortable and I'm certainly not going to go for that whole "try it! maybe you'll like it!" shit if I can't even think about it without cringing.

To each his own though. If you're lucky enough to find some sexies that are mutually enjoyable for both you and yours, more power to you. (y)

[funk63]

eye-socket fucking is where its at.

[ET]

worst argument ever. why? cause piss come out your penis dude. PISS. and yet you think nothing of us ladies putting our mouths on it and sucking it.:rolleyes: BTW cum doesn't exactly taste like whipped cream you know.


Yeah kind of like people have said, just a little bit of pee comes out there. In thee butt, there's a lot of poo in there. I don't see where cum comes (OR CUMS) into play here although I agree if it tastes like it smells then it's not the best non-dairy creamer.

I'm just stating my personal non-preference for Nestle Crunch dick. Not to discount how it feels, I am just not a fan of my penis smelling like shit during sex. Nothing wrong with ass play though. No homo.

[Lex Diamonds]

i said no, paddy. that being said, you're still welcome to stand under my umbrella ;)
I don't really know what that means but it sounds sexual ;) (y)

[hitmonlee]

Yeah kind of like people have said, just a little bit of pee comes out there. In thee butt, there's a lot of poo in there.

its not really kept in the 6 or so inches where your dick goes, unless the person has to go to the toilet RIGHT NOW. its further back in the colon/intestines. its actually relatively clean, depending on how smooth the last bowel movement was.

[Audio.]

I'm cringing my ass here >_<


why would they do it, its uncomfortable.

[russhie]

I'm with Documad on this, if you wanna do it, then go do it.

Personally, I have no interest in ever trying it.

[camo]

Up the bum, no harm done. I've never ventured there myself, it kinda cringes me out.

It doesn't help when a uni friend of mine was shat on 'after pulling out' during a drunken session.

[hitmonlee]

I'm cringing my ass here >_<


why would they do it, its uncomfortable.

cos its different from the same old

[mikizee]

hitmonlee likes buttsex

which is good

[Waus]

Question for whatever girls have actually done it -

From what I get, buttsex rubs the prostate on a guy which feels good, but girls don't have that - so what do you get out of it?

[AceFace]

^ good question!

i've really been curious about this lately. asked my hubby if he wanted to go for it a few weeks ago. he got all... nervous. didn't press the issue.

i've tried it once before, the improper way. no lube. this time i'll do it right, if indeed i can get him to do it! :D

[mikizee]

^ good question!

i've really been curious about this lately. asked my hubby if he wanted to go for it a few weeks ago. he got all... nervous. didn't press the issue.

i've tried it once before, the improper way. no lube. this time i'll do it right, if indeed i can get him to do it! :D

Jesus christ whats wrong with him, it wouldn't take any convincing to get me to do it.


Get back to us with the results. Sexy results.

[hpdrifter]

It hurts a lot. Even with the right type of lube and all that. At least it did for me. I tried it because I thought it might feel different or good or whatever. I managed to do it successfully only once and it did feel good but it wasn't the earth shattering thing I had been led to believe.

I've tried maybe three or four times and it just hurts too much. Probably won't ever do it again.

[AceFace]

he's shy in the bedroom. and i'm TOTALLY not! so i mostly run things. but this was something i felt i needed to ask since i couldn't just do it.

[mikizee]

It hurts a lot. Even with the right type of lube and all that. At least it did for me. I tried it because I thought it might feel different or good or whatever. I managed to do it successfully only once and it did feel good but it wasn't the earth shattering thing I had been led to believe.

I've tried maybe three or four times and it just hurts too much. Probably won't ever do it again.

The guy probably didn't take things slow and do things right. If proper time is taken then it shouldn't hurt at all. Not that I'm like a buttsex expert or anything. Maybe I have replied too much to this thread.

[Lex Diamonds]

Ah Mike, you do make me LOL. (y)

Oh and Ace if your husband is too pussy I know a big hunk with 12 inch dong who would be willing to step up to the plate. ;) (y) (y) ;)

[AceFace]

:eek: i think a 12 inch dong is not at all what i need for this!

[Lex Diamonds]

What if it was thin, like the chipolata? :) ;) ;) (y)

[Waus]

in the butt plans

Heads up, it's good planning to use a condom for that and then just toss it when you get back to playing the front 9. I'm sure you thought of that.

[AceFace]

haha. i had to look chipolata up.

[AceFace]

Heads up, it's good planning to use a condom for that and then just toss it when you get back to playing the front 9. I'm sure you thought of that.

i def did not! haven't used a condom in years! that might be just as fun in itself!

all this talk is making me wanna go home and get busy.

[Planetary]

Ah Mike, you do make me LOL. (y)

Oh and Ace if your husband is too pussy I know a big hunk with 12 inch dong who would be willing to step up to the plate. ;) (y) (y) ;)

i told you to stop recommending me to people ffs

[cookiepuss]

Question for whatever girls have actually done it -

From what I get, buttsex rubs the prostate on a guy which feels good, but girls don't have that - so what do you get out of it?

Ok...for the chicks who DO like anal play, it's because there are thousands of nerve endings in the anus. and stimulating those nerves can feel good.

uh...I'm going to get made fun of here...but you know when you take a really big poo and it feels...well GOOD? that's sorta what good anal sex feels like only BETTER.

I lied when I said that if a gal will take fingers up the bum she'll take dick too. For some gals, fingers are about all they can handle. Penis girth can be too much for alot of people.

oh and PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Use condoms. it's very easy to get microscopic tears in the walls or opening of the anus, which means it's easy to transmit diseases, esp AIDS. Condoms. Don't be a fool, you need them.

[mikizee]

Condoms. Don't be a fool, you need them.

I can't read that without picturing Mr T saying it.

[DipDipDive]

uh...I'm going to get made fun of here...but you know when you take a really big poo and it feels...well GOOD? that's sorta what good anal sex feels like only BETTER.

SOLD! There's nothing I've ever wanted out of sex more than to feel like I'm taking a shit. (y)

[mikizee]

I'm going to take a crap right now!!

a strong short black coffee helps those proceedings a lot.

[Junker]

I haven't yet. My girl said she'll wait till we get married. Like a little last surprise for the honeymoon. But I think she's trying to trick me just to rush the marriage.

[Guy Incognito]

when you get back to playing the front 9.

LOL at "front 9".(y)

A girl i used to know referred to her orifi(?) as traps one and two.

[camo]

you can't go wrong with 'mutton shutters'

[roosta]

I think the what's gay/straight/appealing/disgusting argument should be set aside completely when it comes to sex. Every person's body is different and we all respond favorably or unfavorably to different things. Some girls like anal and some don't. That's just the facts.

I've never done it and have absolutely no desire to. The thought alone makes me uncomfortable and I'm certainly not going to go for that whole "try it! maybe you'll like it!" shit if I can't even think about it without cringing.

To each his own though. If you're lucky enough to find some sexies that are mutually enjoyable for both you and yours, more power to you. (y)

I think this is pretty much all that needs to be said on this topic.

[Lex Diamonds]

No it's not. For a start, the topic is a question to which that is not an answer.

[russhie]

^ Hahaha

Padster is one of my fave posters here, I think. I don't know why.

[roosta]

No it's not. For a start, the topic is a question to which that is not an answer.

The topic is bigger than the question.

[Lex Diamonds]

Ohhh, I get it. So you're saying sometimes the wang is too girthy to fit into the butthole? Now I'm with ya.

[roosta]

Ohhh, I get it. So you're saying sometimes the wang is too girthy to fit into the butthole? Now I'm with ya.

More or less, yes.

[Belt Parkway]

I prefer the sensation of sliding it between some soft soles. Just like heaven, as Robert Smith would say.

[Waus]

I prefer the sensation of sliding it between some soft soles. Just like heaven, as Robert Smith would say.

Hmmm...
http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=86421

[DipDipDive]

No it's not. For a start, the topic is a question to which that is not an answer.

Sorry. The answer to your question is no, I've never done a girl up the butt.

/thread

[mikizee]

Shit, way to kill a thread right there

[Belt Parkway]

Hmmm...
http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=86421
Some of the photos in that thread are absolutely hilarious!!

[AceFace]

i am no longer an... anal virgin.

and it was awesome!

[camo]

can't believe you didn't wait for me (n)

[russhie]

My housemates and I were discussing this over a few drinks and now we have wagers on who will be the first to cop it up the butt. Classy.

[Lex Diamonds]

i am no longer an... anal virgin.

and it was awesome!
More detail plz.

[camo]

wiv drawinz

[AceFace]

it wasn't bad at all. i mean it hurt for about 30 seconds or so. it felt weird at first like i might poo on him, but i think that was just the feeling that cookie was describing. after a bit, i got over being insecure about it and just decided to experience it. and it felt really really good in a completely indescribable way. i think it was even hotter b/c it was something we had never done in the 9 years we've been together. i'll DEF do it again.

[Guy Incognito]

it wasn't bad at all. i mean it hurt for about 30 seconds or so. it felt weird at first like i might poo on him, but i think that was just the feeling that cookie was describing. after a bit, i got over being insecure about it and just decided to experience it. and it felt really really good in a completely indescribable way. i think it was even hotter b/c it was something we had never done in the 9 years we've been together. i'll DEF do it again.

But what did he reckon? You said he was reluctant. Is he a trap two convert now?

[AceFace]

well... i got him excited about it in a... different way. we had a "memorable" memorial day, we'll just say. several firsts.

but we did plan on it b/c we bought condoms beforehand and all that. i think he's a fan, but i can't tell. he doesn't show his emotions all that much. while we were doing it, he def sounded like he loved it.

[paul jones]

I was just wondering,I've seen some pics before of ladies with baseball bats up their butts.

Are they just hardcore Baseball fans or was it just accidental?

[ampm]

it wasn't bad at all. i mean it hurt for about 30 seconds or so. it felt weird at first like i might poo on him, but i think that was just the feeling that cookie was describing. after a bit, i got over being insecure about it and just decided to experience it. and it felt really really good in a completely indescribable way. i think it was even hotter b/c it was something we had never done in the 9 years we've been together. i'll DEF do it again.

God Bless America.

[mikizee]

The chick I just started seeing has told me she's not gunna let anyone do her in the ass except her future husband.

So no buttsex for me for a while.

Dang.

[AceFace]

i gotta admit.... my booty is sore today.

[Waus]

The chick I just started seeing has told me she's not gunna let anyone do her in the ass except her future husband.

So no buttsex for me for a while.

Dang.

It's so hard to find a girl who values purity these days. :)

[Jitters]

i gotta admit.... my booty is sore today.

God Bless America.

What he said.

[Guy Incognito]

well... i got him excited about it in a... different way. we had a "memorable" memorial day, we'll just say. several firsts.

but we did plan on it b/c we bought condoms beforehand and all that. i think he's a fan, but i can't tell. he doesn't show his emotions all that much. while we were doing it, he def sounded like he loved it.

well lets put it this in a not too graphic way - if you were ..um..vocal..both during and after about how much you enjoyed then its a fair bet he will want to do it again!

[AceFace]

i'm ALWAYS vocal when it's good. ;)

[abcdefz]

well lets put it this in a not too graphic way - if you were ..um..vocal..both during and after about how much you enjoyed then its a fair bet he will want to do it again!



That, plus tipping generously. (y)

[Waus]

i'm ALWAYS vocal when it's good. ;)

You sound like a fun wife.(y)

[AceFace]

thanks! i try to remind him of that as much as possible! :p

[beastieangel01]

two consenting adults who are smart about it and either read up and/or discuss on keeping it safe = the best way to do anything and because both agree on it it can be enjoyable.

including anal sex.

[QueenAdrock]

eye-socket fucking is where its at.

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/live_from_congress_the_skull

[funk63]

well... i got him excited about it in a... different way. we had a "memorable" memorial day, we'll just say. several firsts.

but we did plan on it b/c we bought condoms beforehand and all that. i think he's a fan, but i can't tell. he doesn't show his emotions all that much. while we were doing it, he def sounded like he loved it.

at first i thought you said several fists

[Guy Incognito]

My housemates and I were discussing this over a few drinks and now we have wagers on who will be the first to cop it up the butt. Classy.

it wasn't bad at all. i mean it hurt for about 30 seconds or so. it felt weird at first like i might poo on him, but i think that was just the feeling that cookie was describing. after a bit, i got over being insecure about it and just decided to experience it. and it felt really really good in a completely indescribable way. i think it was even hotter b/c it was something we had never done in the 9 years we've been together. i'll DEF do it again.

So i am feelin a bit weird about this thread all of a sudden, it occurred to me that this thread has instigated some members of this board into activities and now i feel a bit strange about the fact that this thread is responsible for one or maybe more anal virginities to disappear. I'm not saying that this thread is the sole reason that people are having bum love for the first time but from whats been written i think this thread may have been a catalyst, it just feels a little strange that these discussions are involved in determining what people get up to in their own homes. Am i thinking about this too much or what?

[Rock]

The funniest thing about butt secks is when a girl is saving her vagina for marriage but you can dip it in her poop chute. Hilarious.

Only want it when I had to use rubbers.

When rubbers aren't needed, I don't think about it.....that much.

Also, never had poop on my dick.

[Lex Diamonds]

So i am feelin a bit weird about this thread all of a sudden, it occurred to me that this thread has instigated some members of this board into activities and now i feel a bit strange about the fact that this thread is responsible for one or maybe more anal virginities to disappear. I'm not saying that this thread is the sole reason that people are having bum love for the first time but from whats been written i think this thread may have been a catalyst, it just feels a little strange that these discussions are involved in determining what people get up to in their own homes. Am i thinking about this too much or what?
It's all part of the plan, my man. Just sit back and enjoy. :cool:

[The Notorious LOL]

I wonder if Aceface rolled over after buttsex and said "I cant wait to post about this on the message board!"

[Lex Diamonds]

She was so eager to let us know she started posting while still sitting on the wang.

[AceFace]

you guys have me pegged. :rolleyes:

no no. i said i had been thinking about it for some time. my husboo is shy so i can't bring up this kinda stuff unless we're in the heat of the moment. it just happened that i brought it up to him about the time that this thread came about.

after, i rolled over and said "that was a lot better than i imagined it would be." so there. :p

[Lex Diamonds]

you guys have me pegged. :rolleyes:
IN THE ASS! LOL!!1


(sorry)

[AceFace]

badum CHING!

that was funny.

[Guy Incognito]

It's all part of the plan, my man. Just sit back and enjoy. :cool:

christ whats next dude? "Ever put vegatables in an orifice other than your mouth" I await your next thread with dread.

[AceFace]

umm i will not be down with that thread.

[kll]

i've listened to loveline enough to know that on a weekly basis, some dude is calling in because he withdrew from his girl's ass and she now has a balloon on the exterior for a butthole... no thank you.

[Rock]

i've listened to loveline enough to know that on a weekly basis, some dude is calling in because he withdrew from his girl's ass and she now has a balloon on the exterior for a butthole... no thank you.

They all must have been super fast pullouts from the balloon knot to have the exterior balloon form. Because if this is a truly common problem, then I doubt colonoscopies would be such a common procedure. Ya know? (then again, penis girth and the camera tube girth probably have a huge difference)

Also, I've seen plenty of porn stars who have anal as a specialty for years, that don't have said exterior balloon buttles.

I'm sure it happens, but I don't think the frequency is that high. Kind of like unwanted pregnancies for women who were on birth control. Yes it happens...but not that often if you take certain precautions.

[kll]

They all must have been super fast pullouts from the balloon knot to have the exterior balloon form. Because if this is a truly common problem, then I doubt colonoscopies would be such a common procedure. Ya know? (then again, penis girth and the camera tube girth probably have a huge difference)

Also, I've seen plenty of porn stars who have anal as a specialty for years, that don't have said exterior balloon buttles.

I'm sure it happens, but I don't think the frequency is that high. Kind of like unwanted pregnancies for women who were on birth control. Yes it happens...but not that often if you take certain precautions.

don't burst my bubble (pun intended)! this is my excuse for NOT doing it and i'm stickin' to it.

[paul jones]

How to make her really want it


(i found this by accident looking at Eric's Petey Greene link...it was in the side menu?!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMJjXReFZUo&feature=related

[Jitters]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMJjXReFZUo&feature=related

Over 1 million views :eek:

Apparently this "anal sex" is quite popular.

[taquitos]

How to make her really want it


(i found this by accident looking at Eric's Petey Greene link...it was in the side menu?!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMJjXReFZUo&feature=related


fucking hot. now i gotta go fuck something.

[Loppfessor]

This thread keeps reminding me of Butters singing that song on youtube "What what in the butt, I said what what in the butt..." etc

[russhie]

So i am feelin a bit weird about this thread all of a sudden, it occurred to me that this thread has instigated some members of this board into activities and now i feel a bit strange about the fact that this thread is responsible for one or maybe more anal virginities to disappear. I'm not saying that this thread is the sole reason that people are having bum love for the first time but from whats been written i think this thread may have been a catalyst, it just feels a little strange that these discussions are involved in determining what people get up to in their own homes. Am i thinking about this too much or what?

Yes.

We just talked about it - we're not actually going to try it up the butt because the Message Board said so. In the same conversation we also discussed brazillian waxes, ball humming (lol) and a variety of other things, none of which are currently being discussed on the board.

[mikizee]

ball humming?

[hitmonlee]

put balls in your mouth and hum. self explanatory really.

[Guy Incognito]

Yes.

We just talked about it - we're not actually going to try it up the butt because the Message Board said so. In the same conversation we also discussed brazillian waxes, ball humming (lol) and a variety of other things, none of which are currently being discussed on the board.

I never said you would do that because of what was being said on here, it just felt strange that people were talking and doing stuff and it seemed to be PARTLY inspired by the thread. I bet when you talked about it with your freinds you may have mentioned somethings that were said in this thread. I just felt uneasy at the possibility of potentially influencing people but i am over it now.

Ball humming - hahahaha.

[mikizee]

put balls in your mouth and hum. self explanatory really.

Oh hell yeah thats awesome. I never knew there was a name for it though.

However only 1 girl I've been with has actually been able to fit both my balls in her mouth at the same time. Thats me - all balls, no dick. :D

[na§tee]

However only 1 girl I've been with has actually been able to fit both my balls in her mouth at the same time.
arghhh my eyes my eyes. did we honestly need a figure on the success rate of women who have been able to get your gigantic shaved balls into their gobs? really mikizee, you are all class :rolleyes: however, i think you may have provided padster with his next thread idea.

[mikizee]

I thought so. And I wouldn't call them gigantic.



Actually, yes I would.

[sercomdj01]

Has anyone said "yeah, your mum" yet?

[Lex Diamonds]

Has anyone said "yeah, your mum" yet?
Yeah, your dad.

[Lyman Zerga]

i would probably give it a try, i mean both my mum and dad love to get fucked up in the ass and it's probably my duty to keep the family tradition alive

but i would always make sure to wash my plan b rear before (i normally do that anyway) cause theres no way that i want to let the guy see/smell what i ate for last nights dinner

though i never had the urge yet to play with that stuff there

[KENNY GUIDO]

Wrong, WRONG, WRONG!

Everybody knows getting a blowjob from a guy doesn't make you gay,
only the dude with the cock in his mouth is gay.

I'm sure you know this from expeirence.

[King PSYZ]

seriously, give it up already. it's bad enough when you do it in your little spam threads, but now resorting to necroposting?

[ToucanSpam]

What a gangsta...

[RobMoney$]

I'm sure you know this from expeirence.

Dude, seriously, you need to lay off with the homophobic put-downs.
That shit will eventually get you banned from here.
The fact that you think anyone here is impressed with "fag" jokes is only making you further look like a flunkie.

...and just for the record, everyone here knows I live with a girl I met on this MB who I bonk on the regular.




...and it's EXPERIENCE you dumbfuck.

[sjp]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWV42hQBpmQ

[KENNY GUIDO]

Dude, seriously, you need to lay off with the homophobic put-downs.
That shit will eventually get you banned from here.
The fact that you think anyone here is impressed with "fag" jokes is only making you further look like a flunkie.

...and just for the record, everyone here knows I live with a girl I met on this MB who I bonk on the regular.




...and it's EXPERIENCE you dumbfuck.

Im sure I have just a tad bit more pull in here when it comes to being banned. I would just watch yourself.:D

you met a girl on here?!?!?!!? heres her pic!

http://bc.fotosearch.com/bigcomps/IGS/IGS015/IS583-044.jpg

as for dumb, Im not the one having debates on a beastie boys forum. why dont you try and be a man and debate this in public, pussy?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHA!

[Lex Diamonds]

Im sure I have just a tad bit more pull in here when it comes to being banned. I would just watch yourself.:D
Not really. I'm pretty sure everyone here thinks you're an annoying cunt. You probably won't get banned though, people tend to take pity on the handicapped.

you met a girl on here?!?!?!!? heres her pic!

http://bc.fotosearch.com/bigcomps/IGS/IGS015/IS583-044.jpg
Nah, that's not her, Aimee is actually quite fine. Nice ta-tas. And if that's supposed to be a joke then you could have chosen a multitude of fatter/uglier women. God, you can't even do that right.

as for dumb, Im not the one having debates on a beastie boys forum.
Yes you are!

[KENNY GUIDO]

Not really. I'm pretty sure everyone here thinks you're an annoying cunt. You probably won't get banned though, people tend to take pity on the handicapped.


Nah, that's not her, Aimee is actually quite fine. Nice ta-tas. And if that's supposed to be a joke then you could have chosen a multitude of fatter/uglier women. God, you can't even do that right.


Yes you are!

Listen, when will you learn that calling man a cunt means nothing. If you call a woman a cunt, its very insulting but to a man, it means nothing, like your life. understand?

Oh, I forgot: youre from England so you dont know any better.

Pehaps I could find a picture of one of the hookers you paid to have sex with because your too ugly to get sex for free like the rest of the men in this world?

drugs and hookers. you really live the high life.

[Lex Diamonds]

I've never used a hooker, everyone except you has grasped that concept by now. I don't understand why you keep saying it. And you are a cunt. A big, greasy, mentally dull one.

This is a good debate we're having. (y)

[kaiser soze]

yeah, did it a couple times with my ex. It was alright, we were well messed up so it made it easier.

Definitely an experimental relationship ;)

[KENNY GUIDO]

I've never used a hooker, everyone except you has grasped that concept by now. I don't understand why you keep saying it. And you are a cunt. A big, greasy, mentally dull one.

This is a good debate we're having. (y)

no, no one grasped that one. you admitted it and I quoted it. youre a loser in life. face it. you have to pay to have sex, something that the whole world gets for free. YOU PAY FOR SEX.

[rirv]

So now you're insulting everyone from England too. Nice.
And cunt is very insulting. It's not the meaning of the word, it's the intent.

[Bob]

no, no one grasped that one. you admitted it and I quoted it.

where was this?

[camo]

Do you think Kenny only gets play by telling everyone about his lofty stature in the biz? I do.

[QueenAdrock]

no, no one grasped that one. you admitted it and I quoted it. youre a loser in life. face it. you have to pay to have sex, something that the whole world gets for free. YOU PAY FOR SEX.

Where did he admit he used a hooker? I just saw him saying that his friends use them, and he may in the future, but never has.

[DandyFop]

How appropriate is it that the gayest fight ever is happening in the buttsex thread?

[abcdefz]

I still don't get the attraction. It seems pretty degrading.

Maybe it's some sort of control/power thing.

[TurdBerglar]

leave it to a-z to bring this thread back to it's oh so serious nature

[abcdefz]

leave it to a-z to bring this thread back to it's oh so serious nature



Capital L, no apostrophe, and end it with a period.

[King PSYZ]

How appropriate is it that the gayest fight ever is happening in the buttsex thread?


you win free internets!

[jackrock]

edit: wrong thread

[Randetica]

I still don't get the attraction. It seems pretty degrading.

Maybe it's some sort of control/power thing.

also for some people sex cant be dirty enough aka see mikizee

[mikizee]

You rang?

[Lex Diamonds]

no, no one grasped that one. you admitted it and I quoted it.
...where was this?
Where did he admit he used a hooker? I just saw him saying that his friends use them, and he may in the future, but never has.Mmhmm.How appropriate is it that the gayest fight ever is happening in the buttsex thread?
Shut up you bummer.

[checkyourprez]

so i was banging this chick last night. and earlier in the night we were joking and talking about it with our friends about the old "it slipped out" routine that guys pull to try and put it in the dumpster.

so we're drunk and i flip her over and thought i honestly put it in her ass. she was really tight to begin with so it was hard to tell. it came out, so i was like ok ill put it back in her ass. and when i do it shes like no stop stop, bla bla bla, you know how some girls get (not in a rape sense). and she turns around real quick and like slaps me in the face, and did it a couple more times, one was almost a punch. I was like what the fuck is going on. she gets all pissed and starts getting dressed. she thought i pulled the old routine, which i really wasnt, i had no reason to lie about it. it just sucked we were kinda of talking about it earlier in the night. it did feel great though for the ten seconds or so i had it in.

but i smooth it out with my simplistic pimp shit, and she ends up getting it proper by the end of the night. but i am a big fan of the dumpster sex. slick rick orates a fantastic tale about it (http://www.last.fm/music/Slick+Rick/_/Adults+Only)

[checkyourprez]

im drunk and this is the best fucking thread ever. you guys are quite clever and witty. but as far as butt sex goes, never done it, and dont really want to cuz i dont wanna get my dick covered in shit. ill stick with pussy.

i found this quote highly ironic and humerous in light of funk63's thread... im gay (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=89784)

[Randetica]

yeah, i cant really believe he really is gay that or he ignored his own sexuality back then

[Audio.]

aaaah butt serxz is a no no for me :p