I've Decided to Freeze My Head

[Waus]

When I die, I want to cryogenically freeze my head. I figure on the off chance that they develop some way to revive me and put me in a robot body, I'd like to see the year 4070.

What are you gonna do? Probably something lame like have your ashes spread in the pacific ocean.

[Bob]

i'm going to have my bones and organs replaced with robots

[Lex Diamonds]

If you get your head frozen you need to get your wang 'n' balls frozen too, or you won't be a proper man. Imagine how much that would suck, scoping all the hot future-babes with your badass cyber body but nothing meaty to penetrate them with. :(

[Bob]

i always assumed that once you become a robot you only find other robots attractive

[Lex Diamonds]

But you've got a human head, your thoughts are the same. And if it came down to it I would rather bang a broad with human body and robot head than robot body and human head.

It's like the ooooold mermaid debate. In fact I'm going to make a thread about it RIGHT NOW.

[ericlee]

I'm gonna go about and eat brains till someone takes a shotgun and blows my head off.

[Yetra Flam]

coffee table

[b-grrrlie]

When I die I want to be freezedried so I can be used as a fertilizer (preferably for a Pyrus salicifolia...).

[cookiepuss]

I'm going to donate my body to the body farm (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_Farm) so forensic scientists can study what happens to my body as it decays outside in the elements.


in reality I'll probably just be cremated...cause alot of the body farms have waiting lists. go figure.

[Dorothy Wood]

I would like to be decapitated and stuffed with cream cheese, set on fire then left in the desert.

[fucktopgirl]

^haha


me, i am not human. so i will never die.

[Lex Diamonds]

When I die I wanna go to hell, cuz I'm a piece of shit it aint hard to fuckin' tell. It makes no sense, going to heaven with the goody-goodies, dressed in white- I like black Tims and black hoodies.

[gbsuey]

i would like to have my ashes spread in the pacific ocean

[funk63]

im gonna die young in in either a drug overdose, car accident, swordfight, or some combination of the three.