grrrrrr

[DandyFop]

I missed out on a booty call with a super hot comedian dude and now all I can think about today is boners!

fucking cell phone battery

someone take my mind off boners

[na§tee]

if you missed out on one booty call because of a technicality, you'll get another one from the same dude soon, believe me. consider yerself lucky ; ) he'll be back. BONERS!

[DandyFop]

No I don't think so...he took it back soon enough because it's a "bad idea"

which it totally is because we are working in a sketch group together

But i don't fucking care!!!! BONERS!

[Dorothy Wood]

was it zach galifinakis?!

[cookiepuss]

No I don't think so...he took it back soon enough because it's a "bad idea"

which it totally is because we are working in a sketch group together

But i don't fucking care!!!! BONERS!


because it's a bad idea is the reason it'a also a good idea. feels good to do things you know you probably shouldn't. heh.

I can't stop you from thinking about boners...because now that you mentioned it theres a giant hard cock floating around in my brain.:o

[jabumbo]

lol




hi dandy ;)

[DandyFop]

Hahaha last night when we were hanging out I was pretending to write sketch ideas while actually drawing a penis.

Jesus. Christ. Heissohot.

[ericlee]

go and check my "it looks like a giant...." thread. It will surely keep boners off of your mind.

[Bob]

go and check my "it looks like a giant...." thread. It will surely keep boners off of your mind.

dammit, i was going to do that...screw it i'll do it anyway

here dandy this will help

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vbnySBqioB0

[DandyFop]

Bonerbonerbonerbonerbonerdickdickboner

i am going to be seeing him tonight and tomorrow night (with friends)

heeeere's hopin!

[cookiepuss]

get some!

[Loppfessor]

This thread just gave ME a boner!...

[mikizee]

because it's a bad idea is the reason it'a also a good idea. feels good to do things you know you probably shouldn't. heh.

I can't stop you from thinking about boners...because now that you mentioned it theres a giant hard cock floating around in my brain.:o

I have a giant hard cock floating around IN MY PANTS

[DandyFop]

T minus 3 hours and counting...

I need to wear something that conveys "do me" but make it look like I am not trying too hard

[Dorothy Wood]

tube top and capri pants!

or or, tank top and hot pants!

or or or halter top and no pants!

[ericlee]

dammit, i was going to do that...screw it i'll do it anyway

here dandy this will help

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vbnySBqioB0

Sorry bob,

I'm quick on the post
I'll make a new thread
I'll make a new topic and this is what it said...

/Paul Revere style

I'm just wondering if they remade the whole Austin Powers scene in Russian as the reaction.

"It looks like a big..... Sputnik"

[Miho]

This thread has me in suspense. So DID SHE get some?! *awaits*

[DandyFop]

drumroll please.....


and no. not tonight. Would i really be posting right now?

I'm thinking tomorrow though. A few of us are going to see Indiana Jones so I'm hoping to score after that.

[Bob]

harrison ford is a powerful aphrodisiac

[camo]

harrison ford is a powerful aphrodisiac

He guarantees no solo action.

[funk63]

drumroll please.....


and no. not tonight. Would i really be posting right now?

I'm thinking tomorrow though. A few of us are going to see Indiana Jones so I'm hoping to score after that.

take erotic pictures

[Dorothy Wood]

He guarantees no solo action.

LOL

[HEIRESS]

He guarantees no solo action.

and at the very least a nice Han' job.

[funk63]

^ haha that was good

[ericlee]

boner of the lonely heart.....

I feel so alone....gonna end up in a big ole pile of them boners

Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche, another boner in the night..

[Miho]

I demand a ten page erotica story afterwards. Single-spaced.

[DandyFop]

What can I say, Indiana Jones is a powerful aprhodesiac

or maybe it was the post-movie margaritas.

BONERFIED

I think he's addicted to porn. Eh well.

[ericlee]

Indiana Boner and the Temple of Poon

[TAL]

What can I say, Indiana Jones is a powerful aprhodesiac

or maybe it was the post-movie margaritas.

BONERFIED

I think he's addicted to porn. Eh well.

So you made a movie?

[Dorothy Wood]

did he make you watch pornos?

[Jitters]

PRIVATES! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=oWB1oqncqL0)

[DandyFop]

did he make you watch pornos?

I won't go into much detail but he watched it for a little while.

Well I just had a really shitty day at work and now I wanna do it again. Hrmm.

[Bob]

lol wait, give a little more detail please

[King PSYZ]

was that the ice breaker?

hey wanna watch a movie?

lets just hit play on the ol betama... oh my ;) why I am so :o I had no idea I left that in there ;)

*pause for possible objection from you*

you want to watch this anyway? :cool:

*pause for shoe to fly his way*

ok I'm not dead yet, wanna bone?(lb)

[ericlee]

Wankers of the Lost Boner

[Miho]

Whatever happened to the old saying "don't kiss and tell"?

[Dorothy Wood]

Whatever happened to the old saying "don't kiss and tell"?

Wish me love a wishing well to kiss and tell
A wishing well of butterfly tears
Wish me love a wishing well to kiss and tell
A wishing well of crocodile cheers

[King PSYZ]

Whatever happened to the old saying "don't kiss and tell"?

It died with the birth of the internet.

[Miho]

Not really. Because I hear people brag about their sex lives in real life all the time.

[Miho]

Wish me love a wishing well to kiss and tell
A wishing well of butterfly tears
Wish me love a wishing well to kiss and tell
A wishing well of crocodile cheers

I don't understand that. In fact, it hurt my brain reading that. Explain.

[mathcart]

explain THIS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-Uz-dPANDY) bitch...
:rolleyes:

[Miho]

I don't understand you either. Why are you rolling your eyes? I may watch that video later. Not right now.