Eurovision Song Contest

[icy manipulator]

jesus fucking christ there's some freaks this year. i know it's standard for there to be some weird stuff in the ESC, but seriously how the fuck did Spain think this was a good idea? (http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=udVl4XNx4PM&feature=related)

a few other contenders for weirdest song ever:
Estonia (http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=by8veVA59Tc&feature=related)
Latvia (http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=9OK74rmC_AQ&feature=related)

bloody fucking hell. i might die of laughter after a few drinks

[trailerprincess]

I think the Belgian one was in a made up language

[roosta]

Ireland's entry (that didn't make it through the semi's) was a Turkey puppet.

Yes, a puppet of a Turkey.

[na§tee]

i saw only one performance the other night. some country that may have begun with A, and ended in zerberjian..istan, or something.

but it was fantastic. a duet of meat loaf proportions. two dudes: one devilish, one angelic. there were devilish sluts, too, and goblets. devilish thrones that the devil dude sat on and he poured devilish blood all over the devilish slut from the devilish goblet. the angelic dude had angelic.. eh, sluts, and wings. and they warbled and warbled. but lo! the devilish dude CASTS his devilish outfit to the side at the end of the song and is bathed in light in his white, redeemed outfit of holy forgiveness. god, it was great.

[icy manipulator]

Ireland's entry (that didn't make it through the semi's) was a Turkey puppet.

Yes, a puppet of a Turkey.

yeah forgot about that one.

and i thought Ukraine's entry last year (http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=bTtY_wIRTd8) was friggin strange

[jammytastic]

ahhhh so embarrassing!

dustin the turkey.

he was in a fucking shopping trolley with trannys runnin round the stage.

hey roosta do ya remember the flap flaps? ahh that used to make me laugh.

dana was right. he made a show of us.

[camo]

we had a girl in the studio the other day who was in pop idol and was trying to be the UK entrant.

She does part time work as a model btw. This is her (http://www.nemesisagency.co.uk/women_model_details.asp?id=136&cat=newfaces#)

[TAL]

Finland keep on rocking.

[TAL]

Second semifinal now.

[icy manipulator]

how the fuck did that Latvian song make it thru to the final?!

[camo]

I saw it last night. Funny as fuck.

The swedish woman that looked like Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas after she'd been to a plastic surgeon, had extensive lyposuction and asked for her face to be made to look even more like the lion from The Wizard of Oz.

Oh and the guys 'scratching' with those turntable guitars were hysterical as was the DJ behind that terrible girlband you was pretending to mix by waving his hands over some turntables.

[Calimero jr.]

i saw only one performance the other night. some country that may have begun with A, and ended in zerberjian..istan, or something.

but it was fantastic. a duet of meat loaf proportions. two dudes: one devilish, one angelic. there were devilish sluts, too, and goblets. devilish thrones that the devil dude sat on and he poured devilish blood all over the devilish slut from the devilish goblet. the angelic dude had angelic.. eh, sluts, and wings. and they warbled and warbled. but lo! the devilish dude CASTS his devilish outfit to the side at the end of the song and is bathed in light in his white, redeemed outfit of holy forgiveness. god, it was great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsqylt7V6nc&feature=related

There you have it :p

[P of R]

What's the point of watching the damn thing when the turkey has been voted off.

It showed exactly how serious the Eurovision song contest should be taken.

[sercomdj01]

remember T.A.T.U?
MMMM!
They have a new video out where they both get topless and make out.
ANd they didn't win :confused::confused:

[na§tee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsqylt7V6nc&feature=related

There you have it :p
ahahah! excellent! i forgot to mention the contact lenses. ahahah. this isn't the version i saw though - i think i saw the semi-final performance. with the evil dude transforming into the white outfit, and more sluts and goblets. excellent. i hope these people are in the final.

[TAL]

Those people are in the final.

[Guy Incognito]

i just heard on the bbc that the russian entry is produced by Timbaland. Somebody texted it in and the dj didnt believe them and the bbc reporter at the contest rang in to say it was true. He must be getting a fortune for that.

[icy manipulator]

the russian dude is a huge pop star over there.

georgia or greece will take the crown tonight i reckon, but i'm rooting for spain
EL ROBOCOP! (y)

[TAL]

It's co-written by Jim Beamz, who works with Timbaland.

[na§tee]

i want to go over to tal's house to drink some wine.

i am in love with terry wogan.

[trailerprincess]

Terry's commentary is just awesome as ever

[TAL]

So am I.

[icy manipulator]

ruski ruski ruski!

[Lyman Zerga]

the turks and frenchies (two of my most hated countries) had the best songs this year


the biggest homo parade won this shit which makes me hate timbaland even more