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ericlee
05-23-2008, 09:11 PM
so my job decides to change my pay schedule from NY to NJ. I get an email that really had no info whatsoever.

Come to find out, the NJ pay period is next week and I was expecting a paycheck this week, the NY pay schedule.

So, I got paid two weeks ago and being that they changed my pay schedule, I have to wait an additional week to get paid.

I got hired in NY, still live in NY but I work in NJ and it's been like this for almost two years. Of course, all of my monthly bills are taken out automatically from my account and now I have to cancel that. The only two options that I have to pay bills on time are either paying them by using my wife's savings or, I dip into my IRA account.

I call my payroll department to see if they can at least cut me a check for a week and I get a run around.

Also, I have nice plans with the Mrs for memorial day weekend but now, it's on her. She understands the situation but, I don't feel right about it.

What can I do though. Sorry guys, just blowin off steam.

jackrock
05-23-2008, 09:23 PM
What can I do though.

Have a wank.


(paul jones isn't here, someone had to.)

ericlee
05-23-2008, 09:29 PM
Have a wank.


(paul jones isn't here, someone had to.)

haha. I'm a little furious right now which means I'll wank furiously and end up ripping it off.

And I'll have to wait till next week to pay for it to be replaced.

jackrock
05-23-2008, 09:31 PM
Wait... yours doesn't spontaneously regenerate after being ripped off? Freak!

Bob
05-23-2008, 09:45 PM
save the jackrock, save the world?

jackrock
05-23-2008, 10:05 PM
Don't be silly, bob. I can just grow cocks.

ericlee
05-23-2008, 10:49 PM
having a wank while my job has me bent over sounds kinda kinky though.

Cept I'll have to wait next week for them to give me a reach around.

And yeah jack. Mine grows back, just in places it shouldn't. The last one grew outa my armpit.

jackrock
05-24-2008, 12:14 PM
I know what that's like. Back in the 3rd grade I sneezed really hard in math class. Well, let's just say I went by "Unicorn" for a long while.

abcdefz
05-24-2008, 12:37 PM
Rough seas for you lately, sir. Sorry to hear that. Hope things get better soon.

ericlee
05-24-2008, 02:16 PM
Rough seas for you lately, sir. Sorry to hear that. Hope things get better soon.

ahh, my life has always been a vicious cycle of rough seas.

I just gripe a bit and learn how to surf.