I'm hungry

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm too lazy too cook though. My mum and my ho are both in other countries so there's no one to make me food. I could make some pasta or some shit but I just blazed a spliff and I'm feeling pretty sedentary. I didn't get out of bed til 2.30pm as well.

See, this is what happens when there aren't women around. :(

[b i o n i c]

if you can whack your own monkey, you can make yer own foodz

[camo]

if you can whack your own monkey, you can make yer own foodz

Wait, Padster has a monkey that he beats around? I'm off to phone the RSPCA.

Potnoodles were invented for such times Paddy. Chicken and Mushroom only though. Any other flavour insinuates that you are a little bum hound.

[Guy Incognito]

if you can whack your own monkey, you can make yer own foodz

spunk and chips?

[camo]

Sprunk and chips for all you GTA fans.

[Guy Incognito]

I'm too lazy too cook though. My mum and my ho are both in other countries so there's no one to make me food. I could make some pasta or some shit but I just blazed a spliff and I'm feeling pretty sedentary. I didn't get out of bed til 2.30pm as well.

See, this is what happens when there aren't women around. :(

If you can make a spliff you can make some cheese on at least.

[na§tee]

so, if your mum and girlfriend were present, would you tell/ask them to get you something to eat? or would you sit there making little whimpering hungry noises until they offered?

order some pizza.. through the tv. it's the future!

[camo]

so, if your mum and girlfriend were present, would you tell/ask them to get you something to eat? or would you sit there making little whimpering hungry noises until they offered?

order some pizza.. through the tv. it's the future!

I thought Garlic Bread was :confused:

[b i o n i c]

ok what i said didnt come out right

[Lex Diamonds]

I haven't got any money either, I forgot to mention. It's like 5pm and by now one of the women in my life would have tried to feed me, were they here.

It's OK now, I found a jar of tomato & mascarpone pasta sauce. Cooked some spaghetti with a little olive oil and salt and fried some bacon, diced it up and chucked it all together with a liberal splashing of Tabasco. It's pretty damn good actually.

[AceFace]

i'm proud of you!

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm proud of you too, for the ass thing. :)(y)