arf, blind dates are the worst

[Dorothy Wood]

seriously, you sit there talking to someone for fuckin ever then don't even get laid.

SO AWKWARD SOMEBODY KILL ME

ima go jerk off to gay porn now k thnx taquitos ;)

[Yetra Flam]

why blind dating?

[Dorothy Wood]

friend of a friend, seemed cool on paper (read: good myspace profile). he is cool actually, just really shy. no sparks. dressed cool though.

ugh, just like, trying to get to know someone is so exhausting. he said he'd give me a call. but he also said something that was exactly something my ex would've said about my wallet and it made me die a little inside.

[BBboy20]

I wouldn't comment on your finances...

>_> <_<

[Dorothy Wood]

I don't know what that means.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

My parents met on a blind date. My dad says he was really trying to impress my mum but she didn't seem that interested and just kept nicking his cigarettes. After much persuasion she finally agreed to go on a second date...6 months later they were engaged.

They have now been married for 38 years.

[Bob]

it means he's a sugar daddy

edit: that was meant for dorothy's post

[Junker]

My parents met on a blind date. My dad says he was really trying to impress my mum but she didn't seem that interested and just kept nicking his cigarettes. After much persuasion she finally agreed to go on a second date...6 months later they were engaged.

They have now been married for 38 years.

This story could become a romantic movie.

[Loppfessor]

I'll give ya some action but just cus you said "arf" and it cracked me up...

[funk63]

i respectfully disagree, there was this blind chick i dated and she had some bad ass shades

[paul jones]

What do Blind People call this sort of thing?

See date ?

[funk63]

the whole term blind date is sightist

[Dorothy Wood]

now I'm searching for pics of hot blind people. is that wrong?


well, I suppose the date weren't worthless, got a follow up email saying we should do it again...but I'm thinkin' we'll be better off friends. he has a really nice business card though. :cool:

[paul jones]

now I'm searching for pics of hot blind people. is that wrong?




no,it's perfectley normal(y)

[Dorothy Wood]

it's hard to find hot blind people. the websites for blind people don't have pictures. :(

but I found this, hilarious!

http://www.lovesnotblind.com.au/index.php?pageid=20

[paul jones]

it's hard to find hot blind people. the websites for blind people don't have pictures. :(

but I found this, hilarious!

http://www.lovesnotblind.com.au/index.php?pageid=20

all set for Myspace fun(y)

[Bob]

now I'm searching for pics of hot blind people. is that wrong?


well, I suppose the date weren't worthless, got a follow up email saying we should do it again...but I'm thinkin' we'll be better off friends. he has a really nice business card though. :cool:

you went on a date with patrick bateman? oh man get out

[monkey]

my married friend is trying to set me up with one of her co-workers. i believe she's secretly trying to make us all married like her.

anyway, the way she brought this up to me was great. via text:

any romantic interest in meeting a 25year old jewish coworker of mine? he's tall, brunette, a tad stocky, smart, a stoner who has a decent job. i think he's perfect for you.

and you know what? he probably is. but im soooo afraid.

[paul jones]

my married friend is trying to set me up with one of her co-workers. i believe she's secretly trying to make us all married like her.

anyway, the way she brought this up to me was great. via text:

any romantic interest in meeting a 25year old jewish coworker of mine? he's tall, brunette, a tad stocky, smart, a stoner who has a decent job. i think he's perfect for you.

and you know what? he probably is. but im soooo afraid.

you should text her and check...small penis or big penis

[Bob]

can men be brunettes? wouldn't it be brunos?

[monkey]

i would think brunet maybe? who knows.

you should text her and check...small penis or big penis

the important question, of course. every potential future blind date should have this listed.

[paul jones]

i would think brunet maybe? who knows.



the important question, of course. every potential future blind date should have this listed.


I think it'd only be fair

[ToucanSpam]

Awwwwwwwwwww



kwwp your chin upm you'll find that special someone:)

[Dorothy Wood]

gross.



hey pauli, mine's a jew too! high five!