If lancashire is the worlds anus

[sercomdj01]

then manchester must be some sort of anal wart or somethig(n)
I hate having to travel through that fucking dump every time i wanna go home. Jeeze christ is it ever not over cast? Someone convinced me to go on night out, i shoulda known it would be wank. How far apart are the bloody clubs?

[sercomdj01]

i've not been clubbing there.

but i have fond memories of Blackpool pleasure beach

Hmmm i guess thats ok. Blackpool is a shithole though. All poop, vomit and tampons floating in the sea. And lets not forget the tacky blackpool lights.

If its not from yorkshire its shite.

[sercomdj01]

the lights will only impress very young children and i never actually swam in the sea, just went on the rides.

Its no alton towers..

Anyway crafty one, why were u oop north liiike?

[sercomdj01]

i lived in lancashire till the age of 9. my dad worked in blackpool, so he used to take us there on the weekend.

i went from the idylls of suburbia in lancashire to the grimey ghettos of london

Worst of both worlds;)

[sercomdj01]

is your uni in lancashire?

Liverpool is mersyside :mad:
(honest:()

[camo]

then manchester must be some sort of anal wart or somethig(n)
I hate having to travel through that fucking dump every time i wanna go home. Jeeze christ is it ever not over cast? Someone convinced me to go on night out, i shoulda known it would be wank. How far apart are the bloody clubs?

Leeds is a poor man's Manchester and has the same club to club problem, I swear I sober up between them.

[sercomdj01]

Leeds is a poor man's Manchester and has the same club to club problem, I swear I sober up between them.

Manchester thinks its london.
Leeds is in yorkshire, therfore is great(y)

[camo]

Manchester has it's own scene.

I'm a red rose myself! :D

[sercomdj01]

Manchester has it's own scene.

I'm a red rose myself! :D

Pshhhh.
Manchester = shit hole :P

[camo]

Dewsbury is in Yorkshire. Just putting an end to this debacle :D

[Yorkshire~Rose]

If its not from yorkshire its shite.

Ayyyyye!! :D(y)

I have some good nights out in Manchester. It was a few years ago though one of my best friends was at uni there.

It is a fact though that it pisses it down in Manchester more than anywhere else in the country.

[sercomdj01]

Dewsbury is in Yorkshire. Just putting an end to this debacle :D

Dewsbury market has some interesting stalls!!!

[camo]

Dewsbury market has some interesting stalls!!!

That's not going to change my mind (y)

[sercomdj01]

That's not going to change my mind (y)

YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE

[Guy Incognito]

if lancashire is the worlds anus it still isnt as large as the anus you are talking out of. What you having a go at us for - surely the north south divide is an easier target.

The only good thing about yorkshire is that its not far to travel to lancashire.

[camo]

If lancashire is the worlds anus then Yorkshire is something we shit out a while back :D

[Yorkshire~Rose]

I feel like you're taking my name in vain. STOP IT!! Grrrrr :mad:

[Guy Incognito]

sorry miss.

[Kid Presentable]

UK clique whoop

[camo]

I feel like you're taking my name in vain. STOP IT!! Grrrrr :mad:

yeah sorry

[sercomdj01]

if lancashire is the worlds anus it still isnt as large as the anus you are talking out of. What you having a go at us for - surely the north south divide is an easier target.

The only good thing about yorkshire is that its not far to travel to lancashire.

Darn south know there shit. Lankys don't!
Lanky Lancashure Long Necks! Always looking over pennines to copy what we're doing!

[sercomdj01]

Btw i'm just playing y'all! Just wanted a brit thread! I miss lurking in these!

[camo]

s'all good banter, after all I was edjewcated in yorkshire and I live there now

[sercomdj01]

s'all good banter, after all I was edjewcated in yorkshire and I live there now

This place needs more british chicks in there 20s. Why are we all blokes?
Quick someone get a sex change or somesuch!

[Guy Incognito]

Btw i'm just playing y'all! Just wanted a brit thread! I miss lurking in these!

No worries dude.

This place needs more british chicks in there 20s. Why are we all blokes?
Quick someone get a sex change or somesuch!

There's loads of females from the uk here, ms crafty ,yorkshire rose, padster (sorry dude, couldnt resist that) and few more

[sercomdj01]

No worries dude.



There's loads of females from the uk here, ms crafty ,yorkshire rose, padster (sorry dude, couldnt resist that) and few more

Ive met yorkshire rose (y) shes awesome :D

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Likewise, Danny Boy :D

Oh and i wasn't really pee'd off with you dissing Yorkshire. S'all good fun.
Carry on.

[sercomdj01]

Why we all telling each other not to take offence? We all turned into pussys :(

[Yorkshire~Rose]

We've spent too much time with people on a message board who don't get sarcasm so we have to defend ourselves all the time :p

[Guy Incognito]

hang on a minute, i missed a geographical point in this thread.

If lancashire is the worlds anus then yorkshire is the worlds twat.:p




EDIT: Camo already touched upon this earlier. Bollocks.

[Lex Diamonds]

i lived in lancashire till the age of 9. my dad worked in blackpool, so he used to take us there on the weekend.

i went from the idylls of suburbia in lancashire to the grimey ghettos of london
I never knew that. I did similar, except I went from the grimey ghettos of Lancashire to the shithole suburbs of London, just in time for the big crime surge of the '00s. (y)

[Lyman Zerga]

wheres my possay at? someone bring me mc hitler and dj fritzl back

[Lex Diamonds]

http://www.smokersclub.com/video/Jukebox/MBhitlerrap.jpg

[Planetary]

i live in the middle. :)(y)

[camo]

hang on a minute, i missed a geographical point in this thread.

If lancashire is the worlds anus then yorkshire is the worlds twat.:p




EDIT: Camo already touched upon this earlier. Bollocks.


we both scored (y)

[Guy Incognito]

indeed and my profile is now changed to emphasize the point.

[camo]

(y)